A Story About Silencing a Big-Breast, Silent Woman and Her Big-Butted, Small-Breast Mother—both killers—With a Dick. - Chapter 2

“Hey, this is delicious! Want some?”

“Ooh, let me have some!”

“Hmm, what should I do?”

“…………”

I can hear this unpleasant conversation from behind me as I sit in the driver’s seat.
First, their voices were too loud.
In the cramped car, that alone was enough to send my irritation through the roof.
On top of that, their constant moving around was incredibly annoying.
Occasionally, they’d kick the back of my seat, shoving me forward and making it incredibly uncomfortable.
Do they even realize I’m driving?
What dangerous things are they doing?
I’d be thrilled if they killed themselves, but if I crash because of their antics, I’ll die too.
I wanted to yell at them right then and there, but I was currently driving on a narrow mountain road at night.
Even with the guardrail, an accident here would be life-threatening, and help would take forever to arrive.
That’s why I’m showing Buddha-like compassion to the idiotic couple causing a ruckus in the back.

“I’m… I’m sorry, especially since you’re driving us.”

The woman in the passenger seat, Yoshida from our seminar, looks at me with concern. I don’t know her first name.
If she weren’t here, I would have kicked those two idiots out long ago and driven home alone.

“…It’s not your fault, Yoshida.”

“But you look like you’re about to turn into a demon.”

The man peeking in from the back seat, who had been smirking at the idiot couple, was Akiyoshi. He’s also from our seminar.
To put it bluntly, the five of us in this car are all students from the same seminar.
Since it’s an unpopular seminar, there are only five of us.
That’s exactly why I’m being dragged along on this pointless drive.
I didn’t want to go, but they dragged me out for some incomprehensible reason about “harmony.”
You can have harmony without going out to play!

“Hey, aren’t we there yet? Go faster.”

Baba’s filthy, gravelly voice grated on my ears, making me feel even worse.
He’s one half of that damn couple.
He should just die.

“Speeding on this narrow mountain road is suicidal. Do you want to die?”

“Huh? You could handle this better. Want me to take over?”

“Baba-kun’s such a good driver. You should learn from him.”

It was Kusaka, one-half of the couple who praised Baba.
These guys made me drive so they could flirt in their little lovey-dovey world, and now they’re saying this?
I couldn’t help but snort.

“You call that shitty driving ‘good’? It’s just some cocky student trying to show off.”

“Huh? What did you say?” Baba glared at me.

But I was bigger than he, and Baba was scrawny. I wasn’t afraid of losing, so if he wanted to throw down, bring it on.
Yoshida, in the passenger seat, winced at the tense atmosphere.

“Hey, knock it off,”

“Calm down. Fighting won’t solve anything,”

Akiyoshi and Yoshida stepped in to stop them.
Honestly, if it weren’t for these two, I might have quit the seminar long ago.
I’m only enduring this seminar because it’s mandatory for graduation.

“But we can see our destination from here. Look!”

“Whoa, is that the haunted mansion?”

Baba exclaimed, cheering at Akiyoshi’s words.
Still as impulsive and easily manipulated as ever.
There was a large Western-style mansion at the top of the mountain where we were heading, as we were climbing the mountain path.
Isolated from any settlements, with no other houses nearby, its very location had fueled countless speculations.
The fact that it appeared uninhabited only deepened the mystery.
As a haunted mansion, it was a well-known haunted spot in the area.
And we were heading straight for it.
Honestly, this is ridiculous.
Not that I, the driver, should be saying this, but I think college students who go to places like this in groups are pretty lame.
Especially that idiot couple, Baba and Kusaka.
You guys are the ones who are lame.

“Rumor has it lights flicker on and off, and you can hear people screaming,”

“Baba-kun, I’m scared!”

“It’ll be fine. This is just another run-of-the-mill haunted spot. It’s almost funny.”

The giggling and playful banter from behind made me want to slam on the brakes.
Seeing a playboy and a b1tch making out wouldn’t even evoke a hint of amusement.
Only disgust.

“…………”

I sighed and noticed Yoshida beside me, radiating a heavy atmosphere.

“What’s wrong, Yoshida? Not really feeling this?”

“Not really. I don’t think it’s right to make light of something like this.”

“I agree.”

“…Heh, we’re on the same page.”

Yoshida gave a faint smile.
…Come to think of it, this whole ghost hunt was decided by majority vote.
Yoshida and I were against it.
The idiot couple and Akiyoshi were for it.
…I was surprised Akiyoshi would be into this kind of thing.
For the record, I opposed it because it sounded like a hassle.
And I couldn’t stand breathing the same air as that idiot couple.
Yoshida didn’t seem to be afraid of ghosts or anything like that; he simply seemed to dislike the act of testing one’s courage in general.
Well, in horror movies, those who engage in such activities often get caught up in supernatural phenomena and lose their lives.
I knew it was just fiction, but it wasn’t surprising he’d be reluctant.

“More importantly, are you sure you’re okay driving on this dark road?”

Akiyoshi interrupted, sounding a little flustered for some reason.
He was right; this wasn’t a place to let my guard down. I kept my eyes fixed on the road ahead.

“Yeah, I’m driving safely. Of course, this isn’t a place to relax.”

“Kyahahaha! That tickles!”

“Hehe, come on, come on! It’s a punishment game, so take it like an adult!”

The sound of their rowdy antics grew louder.
They seemed to be tickling each other, and the victim started squirming wildly.
These guys are seriously…

“Gah!?”

Just as I thought that, a strong kick slammed into the driver’s seat!
The impact made me jerk the steering wheel involuntarily…

“Kyaaah!?”

“Whoa!”

The car lurched violently to one side.
I slammed on the brakes.
Fortunately, we didn’t go over the cliff, and the car came to a stop almost immediately.

“Y-Yoshida, are you okay?”

“Y-yeah…”

“W-what the hell was that?!”

“Looks like we ran off the road. There was a ditch there,”

I reported, peering out the window.
On the opposite side of the guardrail, a ditch had formed. I couldn’t tell if it was man-made or natural, but our tire was stuck in it.

“Huh?! What were you doing?!”

“That’s right! You were driving like a damn maniac!”

“I’ll kill you!”

The hysterical voices of Kusaka and the rough shouts of Baba finally pushed me over the edge. This is all your fault for causing a ruckus in the first place!
I turned around, ready to deliver a gender-equal punch to both of them…

“H-hey! Stop fighting!”

“Just calm down. First, let’s get out and try to lift the car.”

Yoshida and Akiyoshi stopped me.

“You two got lucky, you idiots.”

“What the hell?! This was his driving mistake, so I’m not helping!”

“I’ll kill you.”

“Hey, calm down! Look, I’ll help too!”

I was about to unleash a Mach-speed punch of anger, but Akiyoshi stopped me, and I got out of the car.
Should I just push this thing off the cliff?
With that thought, I went to check the tires.
Using my phone’s flashlight, I could see how deeply the tire was stuck in the ditch.

“Tch. That’s a pretty deep groove. Can we even lift this thing?”

I’m fairly confident in my strength, but I’m not sure I can lift a whole car.
Especially with that deadweight inside.

“Hey! Hurry up! I’m not getting out of the car!”

“If we threw that deadweight off the cliff, we might be able to do it. Should we?”

“Are you planning to become a murderer?”

Akiyoshi stared at me in disbelief.
Don’t worry. I heard murder cases rarely get solved.
There are so many missing persons every year. I wonder how many of them were actually murdered?
Thinking about it, and knowing we were heading to a haunted spot, I started to feel a little scared.

“Come to think of it, wasn’t that haunted mansion over there something like that, too?”

“Ah, the ‘man-eating mansion’ story.”

I hadn’t been particularly interested in haunted spots, so I didn’t know much about it, but Akiyoshi was familiar with the haunted mansion.
Apparently, a family with a troubled past had moved into the mansion. They had reasons why they couldn’t live in normal society, so they decided to live as a family in a secluded place.
But their abnormality couldn’t be suppressed. They killed drivers and hikers who happened to approach, and the whole family engaged in cannibalism.
Of course, such a story couldn’t stay hidden forever. The police went to investigate, but by the time they arrived, the mansion was deserted.
Since it was a grand mansion, several subsequent residents appeared, but all of them disappeared without a trace.
After that, no one dared to approach the mansion again.
…or so the story goes.
Hearing that, my reaction was…

“…How cliché.”

“I feel the same way,”

Akiyoshi said with a wry smile.
No, seriously, how cliché.
It was like a city legend that had taken a horror movie and made it even more trite.
How many times had this story been rehashed?
Even I, who hadn’t been particularly enthusiastic to begin with, felt no fear.
More than that, I was worried about the car.
Yoshida and Akiyoshi might be able to handle it, but spending the night with those idiot couples was absolutely out of the question.
I had to get the car moving, no matter what…
As I peered into the ditch, thinking this…

“…Uh, by the way…”

“Hmm? Did you find a way out of this situation?”

I replied without looking up. If he had, that would be a huge relief.

“W-what do you think of Yoshida?”

I stared at him, dumbfounded, and finally looked up.
Akiyoshi was scratching his cheek, looking somewhat embarrassed.
…Wait, are we the only non-couple here?!