A Story About Silencing a Big-Breast, Silent Woman and Her Big-Butted, Small-Breast Mother—both killers—With a Dick. - Chapter 3

“How was it?”

Yoshida asked anxiously.
Honestly, I’d do anything for her, but this was beyond my control.

“Ah… it might be tough to get it out of the ditch right away. We might need to call a professional.”

“Haaah? You’re totally useless, you know?”

I wasn’t even talking to you, Baba-kun.

“Guillotine…”

“S-stop muttering about execution methods, okay?”

Yoshida said, her cheeks twitching at my deadpan expression.
It’s supposed to be the most humane method, so it’s fine.

“But what should we do? Are we stuck sleeping in the car?”

“Ehh, if it were just Baba-kun, I’d be okay, but I don’t feel safe,”

Kusaka said, glancing nervously at me as he spoke.
Who would even attack a skinny, tanned girl like you?!
Even if I absolutely had to attack a woman, you’d be the last one I’d choose!
I’m on Yoshida’s side, after all.
…It’s just a joke, Akiyoshi. Don’t glare at me like that.

“I don’t want to be stuck in a cramped space with this guy either.”

To my surprise, I found myself agreeing with Baba.
If we stayed in the car with this group, I suspected one of us would be found dead the next morning.
I’ll kill you…

“Oh, right! We’re almost at the haunted mansion, aren’t we?”

“Yeah, about a ten-minute walk?”

“Then let’s spend the night there!”

“Huh?!”

Baba’s face lit up as if he’d just had a brilliant idea.
Yoshida looked stunned.
I understood his reaction.

“What’s wrong?”

“W-well, spending the night at a haunted spot…”

“I didn’t know Yoshida was such a scaredy-cat. Those are just urban legends—they’re not real!”

“Exactly! Stop acting like such a wimp!”

Kusaka chimed in, echoing Baba’s words.
No, you’re the one who’s being weird.
I simply didn’t want to disrespect a haunted spot.
Of course, some places were probably just made-up stories for entertainment.
But what if this one was truly cursed?
To be more specific, if people were killed and eaten in that haunted mansion, what about the lingering resentment of the victims?
It’s not something you can see, but the thought of it is terrifying.
That’s why I want to avoid it.
Is Yoshida the same way?
If anything, she seems pretty serious about not wanting to go…

“Besides, it’s abandoned, right? No one’s there, so skipping one day shouldn’t be a problem.”

Idiot… Baba is grinning, but it’s not that simple.
Even if no one lives there, someone might still own it, making it trespassing.
I’ve heard that abandoned buildings deteriorate quickly and could collapse.
Plus, most ruins like that become hangouts for delinquents or shelters for the homeless.
Ugh, the more I think about it, the less I want to go.
Of course, I won’t bother explaining all this.
No, just get caught.

“…Well, for just one day, I guess it’s fine.”

“Akiyoshi…”

Since Akiyoshi, one of the few decent people in the seminar, had agreed, there was nothing more I could do.

“Alright, it’s settled! Majority vote, majority vote!”

In the end, just like when we were forced to go to that haunted spot, a terrible decision was passed with a majority vote.
Sigh, oh well.
Amidst all this, I suddenly raised my hand.
After confirming that everyone’s eyes were on me, I smiled brightly and said,

“Ah, then I’ll stay here.”

♡

“Phew… this is so comfortable…”

Alone in the car, I grinned from ear to ear.
The others weren’t here.
Just as we’d discussed, they had headed toward the haunted mansion.
Yoshida kept glancing back at me worriedly until the very end, but I waved her off with a smile.
…No, it seemed she was more reluctant to go to the haunted mansion than worried about me.
Still, it wasn’t like Yoshida and I would be the only ones left in the car. Akiyoshi wouldn’t allow it, and if he stayed, the idiot couple might insist on staying too. That was the last thing I wanted, so I saw them off with a smile.

“Well, let’s eat.”

I rustled around and pulled out my convenience store meal, which I’d secretly bought to avoid sharing with the others. I had no intention of entering the haunted mansion anyway; I planned to wait in the car. This was just something to eat while I waited. If I’d been honest about it, they would have definitely snatched it.
First, I ate to satisfy my hunger. Since we still had a signal, I decided to mess around on my phone. I wondered if the signal would disappear once we reached the haunted mansion. It was already pretty weak here, so I figured we’d lose all connection at the top.
When I got bored, I’d just take a nap. As for the repair crew… I could call them in the morning.
Or should I call them now and head back alone?

“…That’s not a bad idea, is it?”

N-no, no, calm down, me.
Even I wouldn’t go that far…
I don’t feel any guilt, but things would get messy afterward.
Besides, Yoshida and Akiyoshi haven’t done anything wrong.
Oh well, guess I’ll have to rough it in the car.

“Still… It’s pitch black out there.”

I peered out the car window, but all I saw was darkness.
A single streetlight stood nearby, its feeble light flickering as if about to die.
There were no other artificial lights, only the moon and stars.
I’m not afraid of the dark or anything, but the complete absence of man-made light felt strangely unsettling.
As I scanned the darkness, I thought I saw something…

“…Huh?”

A human figure seemed to materialize in the shadows…
Or rather, outside the guardrail, in a place where trees grew thick and the terrain dropped sharply.
…No, no, I must be seeing things.
The others went to the haunted mansion, and there’s no other reason for anyone to be way out here in the mountains.
Besides, it’s insane to stand in such a dangerous spot. One wrong step and you’d plummet straight down the cliff. Even the idiot couple wouldn’t do something that reckless.

“…But that’s definitely a human figure, right?”

My eyes haven’t adjusted to the darkness yet, so I can’t see clearly. But whenever the streetlights flicker, I catch glimpses of it—a large, human-shaped shadow.

“It’s not the others… None of them are built like that.”

Everyone else is fairly slender. Even the idiot couple is unnervingly thin, like walking skeletons.
Akiyoshi and Yoshida seemed average, or even a bit on the lighter side.
Well, Akiyoshi apparently did some training.
But if they were the only ones…

“Could it be that there were others aiming for the haunted mansion besides us?”

The kind of people who go to haunted spots are usually up to no good.
It was a refreshingly blatant prejudice.
The thought of those types running into the idiot couple was actually kind of amusing.
Maybe I should have gone with them.
As I watched the shadowy figure, my eyes gradually adjusted to the darkness, and I began to make out its appearance.
The figure was… a woman.
A large-breasted woman in overalls.