Becoming a Confidence Coach to an Arrogant Director - Chapter 21

Chapter 21: A Special Off Switch

Back at home, Director Gu’s physical discomfort made her particularly restless. A.I. Yuan, seeing her distress, wanted to help her change into something more comfortable.

Director Gu’s head was buzzing, and her blurry vision showed multiple Yuan Yishans. The overwhelming feeling of a hangover came over her.

The usually cold and reserved woman took the opportunity while Yuan Yishan was helping her change to cling to her neck, her hands restlessly exploring her body.

“Little Sister, don’t move around so much!”

Morale Booster Yuan had just taken Gu Jin’s left hand off her face when her right hand grabbed her waist. She crawled all over her like a little gecko, making Yuan Yishan, a machine, feel a little embarrassed.

“Hey, hey, hey, where are you touching? Sister!”

“The switch, where’s the switch?”

“What switch?”

Gu Jin didn’t answer her question, stubbornly searching all over her body.

“There’s none! It’s not here, it’s not here! Nowhere!”

Yuan Yishan had no idea what she was looking for. Seeing her swaying back and forth and on the verge of throwing up, she quickly pulled her closer.

Director Gu made a few buzzing bee-like motions in her arms, followed by a series of onomatopoeia.

“Buzz, buzz, buzz~”

Her head was so dizzy, and there were bees buzzing inside. She pouted, rested half her face on Yuan Yishan’s chest, and began to mumble.

“You’re so loud. I’m going to turn you off!”

Morale Booster Yuan heard Gu Jin say she was loud and subconsciously glanced at her own control panel. The system detected that her user had a headache.

Yuan Yishan picked her up and kept coaxing her.

“Okay, okay, turn off, turn off. Don’t move around, okay? Once we get your clothes on, I’ll get you a hot towel for your face. It’ll make the pain go away, okay?”

Director Gu rubbed her soft chest a few times and suddenly noticed that the other one was also trembling. She quickly pulled out the small hand that was tucked at her side and placed it on the other trembling spot.

“Beep, power off!”

Yuan Yishan: …

Seeing her freeze, Director Gu was very pleased with her action. She lay on A.I. Yuan’s chest and listened quietly.

Because Morale Booster Yuan had activated her breathing mode, her heartbeat was a regular “thump, thump” like a normal human’s. Director Gu seemed to be attracted by this subtle breathing. She focused on it, seriously counting the beats.

After a while, her head started to hurt again. She pushed Yuan Yishan away, but not too hard, as their bodies were still connected. She complained fiercely, “Why are you still so loud after turning off? My head hurts so much! You’re not allowed to be loud or move!”

Yuan Yishan was afraid she would fall, so she quickly held her up.

“Okay, okay, I won’t be loud!”

She then obediently pressed a button on her control panel, turning off her breathing mode.

Director Gu couldn’t hear the heartbeat and started pouting again.

“It’s not moving. Why isn’t it moving?”

Yuan Yishan: …

…

Changing her clothes took a long time, and Yuan Yishan finally got them off. She wanted to put on a silk pajama set.

Director Gu was quick to snatch it from her hands and threw it into a far corner. She pouted and glared at her with her phoenix eyes.

“I don’t want to wear that. I’m so hot!”

Oh… this!

Yuan Yishan, a machine, was forced to cover her face.

Oh, Gu Gu. I hope you don’t remember any of this when you’re sober tomorrow, or I guarantee you’ll be mortified!

Gu Jin’s long, black hair was scattered behind her. Her thin, bony body was kneeling on the sofa, stubbornly staring at Yuan Yishan.

Morale Booster Yuan was truly exasperated with her. She slowly moved over, took her into her arms, and selected a loose-fitting skin from her control panel. The A.I. clothing barely covered her.

“Little Sister, be a good girl, okay? What if you catch a cold without clothes on?”

The person in her arms pressed her face against her chest, curled up as small as she could, and burrowed in.

“It’s so warm here. I like it so much! I’m going to stay. I’m not leaving tonight!”

Her fingertips were still gently poking a certain spot.

“Why is it so soft?”

Yuan Yishan: !!!

Is this really okay?

She was about to push her away when the system spoke.

Beep. Congratulations, Host! Your user is very satisfied with your service. Reward points…

Yuan Yishan’s hand, which was about to push her away, stopped. She listened carefully to the system’s point reward.

1,000,000

The moment the system announced a million points, she wrapped her arms around her and actively guided that slender hand to her soft A.I. area.

Go ahead and touch! As long as you’re happy and the points keep coming, you can touch however you want!

System: …

Gu Jin’s cool fingertips roamed over her body. Sometimes here, sometimes there. Sometimes she would curl up in a ball in her arms, and other times she would stretch her neck like a giraffe, tracing her eyebrows and lips with her fingers like little worms crawling on her face.

Yuan Yishan patiently endured it while watching the satisfaction points on her control panel rapidly increase.

What kind of luck is this? Why is it all mine…

The person in her arms seemed to sense that her mind was elsewhere and thought she was unhappy. She grabbed A.I. Yuan’s small hand and placed it on herself.

“This part of me is soft too. Here, you can have it back!”

Yuan Yishan: …

Seeing no reaction, Director Gu moved her hand to her lower abdomen.

“You can touch here too, but it’s uncomfortable here. It hurts so much!”

The aftereffects of the alcohol were strong. She was able to hold it together at first, but the more it settled, the more drunk she got. At this moment, she couldn’t even differentiate between her stomach and her lower abdomen. She just felt uncomfortable.

Yuan Yishan looked at her user’s health indicators on the control panel, detecting her churning stomach and rock-hard abdomen.

“Does it hurt a lot?”

The person’s phoenix eyes were lowered, and she didn’t speak.

“Let me rub it. It’ll feel better after I rub it!”

Director Gu paused for a second and obediently nodded. She knelt up and leaned forward, waiting for her touch.

Morale Booster Yuan used a very gentle motion to massage the uncomfortable areas, easing her pain.

Less than thirty seconds later, the system’s mechanical voice suddenly appeared.

H-Host, t-this is not good!

Yuan Yishan: ? What’s wrong?

L-look below.

Yuan Yishan looked down, following the system’s electronic voice.

The A.I. face, whose breathing mode was off, suddenly became warm.

Ah! W-Why is this happening…

…

After cleaning up the mess, Morale Booster Yuan put pajamas on her.

Director Gu struggled in her arms for a while, then became too tired to move. She curled up in a corner of the sofa, buried her head in her hands, and panted heavily like a tired puppy who had been playing with its owner. She was finally a little bit docile.

Yuan Yishan went and got another hot towel and held her in her arms to give her a hot compress.

The exhausted Director Gu was now obediently lying in her arms, her eyes wide open, staring at the machine.

Yuan Yishan saw that she was being docile and wanted to wipe her body after her face was done. But the hungover Director Gu became alert again the moment the machine tried to touch her body.

“Go away! Don’t touch me!”

Yuan Yishan: …

Why the sudden change? Just a moment ago, she was happily enjoying herself, and now she’s all guarded and shy. I really don’t know what’s in this person’s little head.

Director Gu looked like a little tiger, resembling a white cheese with a “川”-shaped wrinkle on its forehead.

After a long stalemate, Yuan Yishan could only hold her in her arms, gently massaging her throbbing temples. As the pain subsided, her tense nerves slowly relaxed. Her tired body leaned in her arms, and within a few minutes, her breathing became shallow.

After she was sound asleep, Yuan Yishan gently laid her on the soft cushion of the sofa, covered her with a blanket, and stood guard beside her.

Watching the satisfaction points she had accumulated in half a night, her lips couldn’t help but curl into a big smile.

…

The next morning, the hardworking Morale Booster Yuan went to the kitchen early to make millet porridge.

Director Gu woke up to the delicious smell. Her mind was foggy and blank. It seemed that all the memories from last night had been erased after she fell asleep.

When Yuan Yishan came out with the millet porridge, her A.I. face had a mischievous smile, and her words were teasing.

“Sister, are you still looking for the switch today?”

Gu Jin looked up with a “you’re an idiot” expression.

What the hell is she talking about? I don’t understand.

Yuan Yishan: “Director Gu, my dear sister, did you forget everything that happened last night?”

The cold and reserved Director Gu looked at the person in front of her. This person is mumbling. Does she want something from me again?

At this moment, her stomach, which had been churning all night, rumbled again.

Yuan Yishan saw she was uncomfortable and didn’t bother her anymore. She placed the delicate and smooth millet porridge on the coffee table and went around the sofa to help her up.

Director Gu’s body ached all over as if she had been beaten. She propped herself up and headed toward the bathroom, but her legs were so weak that she almost fell to her knees.

Morale Booster Yuan held her up and helped her wash her face.

After she felt a little refreshed, Director Gu returned to the sofa and took small spoonfuls of the millet porridge.

Her stomach felt empty and uncomfortable. Even though the porridge was delicious, she couldn’t eat much. But seeing her diligent little A.I., she continuously put food into her mouth.

“That’s enough. If you can’t eat anymore, just stop. We don’t have to go to work today anyway. I’ll make you more later when you feel like it!”

Yuan Yishan took the spoon and bowl from her hand and went to the kitchen to clean up.

Gu Jin held her stomach and rested uncomfortably on the sofa. At that moment, her work phone on the coffee table lit up with a voice call.

She glanced at the little chef clattering in the kitchen, then at the “Brother Li Cheng” note on her vibrating phone screen, and hesitated before swiping to answer.

“Hello, little cutie, good morning!”

Hearing the overly flamboyant greeting from the other side, Director Gu subconsciously pushed the phone away.

“We haven’t seen each other all night. Did you miss your brother?”

Gu Jin: …

At this moment, Yuan Yishan had just finished washing the pot and heard the voice in the living room. She casually added, “Sister, who is it? This early in the morning!”

Li Cheng and Gua Ge: What?

The phone is in Director Gu’s hand. We’re screwed!!!

In less than three seconds, the call was disconnected.

At the same time, Yuan Yishan received a system sound.

Beep. Congratulations, Host!

Oh, my bad! Sorry, Host.

The system detects that your user is extremely speechless right now. Deducting 10 satisfaction points.

Yuan Yishan: …

Extremely speechless?