Dreaming of Divorcing Her (GL) - Chapter 16
On the way back, Wen Qing walked and thought.
Aiya, how should she spend that thirty million when the time came?
She definitely couldn’t put it back in the stock market. The dog system hadn’t returned the money it scammed from her last time, and if it kept losing…
Thinking of this, Wen Qing shouted angrily, “Little Flower, get your butt out here!”
No one responded.
Little Flower had disappeared again.
Speaking of which, ever since she had been bound to the system three years ago, Little Flower often disappeared from time to time.
Sometimes it would disappear for several days, sometimes for a whole month. Wen Qing had always wondered, as a system, shouldn’t it always be there to solve problems for its host? What was the meaning of disappearing so often?
Sometimes when Little Flower came back, it would sigh in her mind, but it wouldn’t say what was wrong when she asked. That emotionless, cold, mechanical electronic voice, when used to say “sigh,” sounded like a screaming chicken, keeping her awake all night.
But sometimes when Little Flower came back, it would be incredibly perverted, playing little movies for her in her mind. One movie would finish, and the next would start.
But was she, Wen Qing, that kind of person?
She was clearly a decent person!
How could she watch such filthy things?
Although those large-scale little movies were quite good, it was true…
The positions were also very comprehensive…
She had indeed learned a lot from those little movies.
Thinking about it now, booohoo…
Being diligent and eager to learn wasn’t necessarily a good habit.
She had become even more sleepless because she was too enthusiastic about studying little movies.
Thinking about it was really sad…
“Wen Qing, you were looking for me~”
Just as a rather sweet female voice entered her ears, a strong wind suddenly blew up, and at the same time, it actually started to rain.
Wen Qing blinked, somewhat in disbelief.
Damn it!
This rain was actually freaking pink!!
Too ridiculous!
Soon she realized that what was falling from the sky wasn’t raindrops but cherry blossom petals.
The reality before her eyes instantly turned into nothingness, and the sky was filled with a sea of falling cherry blossoms. When she opened her eyes again, she saw the petals in front of her rapidly gathering in one place.
Gradually forming a human shape.
The ethereal human shape gradually gained substance. When Wen Qing clearly saw the person’s appearance, the big flower on her head, and the flowerpot-soled shoes on her feet, Wen Qing’s mouth almost formed an “O” shape.
The woman held a white handkerchief in her hand, swaying with each step, a smile on her lips as she walked towards her.
Wen Qing was almost scared into jumping away, “Beauty, who are you?”
The woman covered her mouth, smiling without showing her teeth, “Aiya~ you heartless thing~ it’s only been two days, and you already don’t recognize me.”
Wen Qing was chilled by her charming tone and shivered, saying, “No? Do we know each other? And why do you have two Mickey ears on your head?”
The woman finally couldn’t help but roar, “Open your dog eyes, is this freaking Mickey! This is clearly the headdress of a noble Manchu girl! Headdress, do you understand! You bumpkin!!!”
Wen Qing: “…emmm, but it clearly looks very much like Mickey.”
The woman disappeared in a flash, furious.
Wen Qing still relentlessly complained, “And it’s Mickey with a gaudy big red flower added between the two ears…”
Seeing that Little Flower was angry and ignoring her, Wen Qing finally cleared her throat and changed the subject, “Hey, Little Flower, where have you been these past two days?”
“Went to headquarters for a meeting and also went to see my girlfriend.”
Wen Qing was very shocked, “Your systems can have relationships?”
Little Flower couldn’t stand this, “What’s wrong with our systems? Are you looking down on our systems? Did our systems eat your rice?”
“Ahem… that’s not what I meant, I’m just curious, how do you guys… you know?”
Little Flower: “Know what?”
“You know, that? Is it that your codes communicate and merge with each other? Or do you turn into human form and do that that? But if you turn into human form and do that that, do you have human feelings? Or is it purely soul communication, Platonic love?”
Little Flower was speechless, “Wen Qing! Can you speak like a human being?!”
“Sigh, I was just curious… wait a minute!!” Wen Qing suddenly realized the main point, “Little Flower, you’ve made progress! You actually have a girlfriend?”
“Yeah… we’ve been together for several thousand years, I just never told you before.”
Wen Qing immediately perked up, desperately wanting to gossip, “Quick, quick, tell this sister, what’s the deal?”
“Uh… it’s just that, we were together since we were both small systems.”
Wen Qing almost had a handful of melon seeds ready, excitedly asking, “And then, and then?”
“Then there were often conflicts, we broke up and got back together, maybe breaking up once a day on average. I feel like I’m not worthy of her.”
Wen Qing was curious, “Why aren’t you worthy?”
“Well, when my system leveled up to level two, she had already leveled up to level three.”
Wen Qing: “Hmm…”
“Then, when I leveled up to level three, I thought I could finally stand shoulder to shoulder with her, but she had already leveled up to level ten.”
Wen Qing: “…”
“Later, I worked desperately hard, trying to bring in clients, do missions, and raise funds, just hoping to catch up with her.”
Wen Qing nodded, “Mmm hmm hmm! And then? Did you level up to level ten?”
“Sigh, I did level up, but…”
“But… what?”
“At that time, she was already at max level and had become a Lord God.” Little Flower sighed, “Let me add, Lord God qualification requires leveling up to at least terabyte level to be considered for appointment.”
“My goodness…” Wen Qing suddenly realized the main point, “So, you hooked up with your direct superior?”
Little Flower hesitated before answering, “Well… sort of.”
Wen Qing laughed, “You’ve made progress, Little Flower! If you become rich and powerful…”
“But that’s not the point!!”
“Ah? Isn’t it to show off that you’ve found a sugar mama?”
“Of course not! I wanted to say that I’m still at level ten. If your mission isn’t completed, then I’ll drop to level nine, and then I’ll have to leave this department.”
“So…?”
“So you have to promise me that you will definitely complete this mission successfully, okay? Otherwise, I’ll never see my beloved Huanhuan again…”
Wen Qing suddenly laughed very unkindly, “Consort Niu Hulu Huanhuan?”
“…Yes.”
Wen Qing nodded, “Okay, for the sake of your love, I will also work harder. I will work hard to clear the obstacles on the love path of Jiang Yunjuan and the white lotus. It’s just seducing a few big shots, I can do it!”
Little Flower cried with gratitude, “Wuwuwu, Wen Qing, you’re so good.”
Wen Qing comforted it, “It’s okay, we’re all so familiar, helping each other is what we should do. But you’ve been around for so many years, why are you still only level ten?”
“That’s because I don’t want to be like other systems.”
“What do you mean?”
Little Flower explained, “Top-up systems, as the name suggests, are when hosts buy the skills we provide when they transmigrate. The more they spend, the more we convert their spending into points, which we can directly submit to the Lord God. It’s considered our personal performance. But many systems deliberately trick hosts into buying skills. Compared to them, I’m already a conscientious system.”
“Wait a minute…” Wen Qing suddenly grasped the main point, her face instantly turning cold, “Little Flower, don’t tell me that you tricking me into buying stocks was also something you did for your performance?”
Little Flower suddenly felt a bit guilty, “Ahem, that, um, I…”
Wen Qing said with a cold face, “I know you won’t admit it, but since it’s already happened, I won’t dwell on it. As long as you promise me one thing, I’ll consider forgiving you.”
Little Flower quickly said, “Tell me, tell me…”
“There’s a lottery at the hotel tonight, with a first prize of thirty million. If you let me win, then the matter of you tricking me out of money before can be written off.”
“But… I still have to go back to headquarters tonight.”
“Didn’t you just come back from headquarters?”
“Yeah… but my girlfriend told me she wants to have a baby with me
Wen Qing: “…”
What the hell???
Systems can have babies?????
Just as she was about to curse, Little Flower had already swiftly disappeared.
In the blink of an eye, she had arrived in front of the Case Hotel.
As soon as she entered the lobby, she saw Jiang Yunjuan waiting for her, with a gorgeously dressed, outstandingly elegant woman standing beside her.
The woman glanced at her, her eyes a bit subtle, smiled, and turned her head away.
Wen Qing ignored the strange woman and instead ran towards Jiang Yunjuan cheerfully, smiling and asking her, “Jiang Yunjuan, were you especially waiting for me? Is there really a thirty million prize tonight?”
Jiang Yunjuan glanced at the woman beside her and asked Wen Qing with a cold face, “Heard someone say, you’re quite something?”
Wen Qing was stunned for a moment, then smiled embarrassedly, “Aiya, why praise people so much? Although, people are indeed quite something.”
Hearing this, the woman directly “pfft”ed out a laugh.
At the same time, a system notification sounded in Wen Qing’s mind:
[Ding—]
[Movie Queen Meng Zixin’s favorability +6, current favorability: 6]
[Please continue your efforts, Host.]
Wen Qing: “???”