Dullard Buddy-kun: Heading Reluctantly to School Again Today - Episode 28

“Wow, a nationwide high school boys’ contest, huh?”

I was thinking of seriously attacking the Japanese market soon, but is this it? I went through last year’s Grand Prix and the winners, but is this the top level of Japanese high school boys?

Hmph, honestly. This is a real letdown.

“Hey, Jungkook. You’re 17, just like me, right? Can you speak any foreign languages?”

“Oh, me? I speak two languages: Korean and English.”

Yeah. Over here in Korea, there are plenty of people who can do that.

In preparation for the intense entrance exam competition and, although it’s still a ways off, military service, there are relatively few men who are as spineless in mind, body, and spirit as those in Japan.

It’s not that I think all Japanese men over there are spineless, but if these are truly the top figures in Japan, it really shows their true colors.

Even now, I’ve just finished watching the introduction video of this year’s Mister Contest participants online, but is this Sakaki guy really the most popular among Japanese high school students at the moment?

I couldn’t help but rub my eyes in disbelief.

For example, they say things like “I can speak English” and talk fluently in videos, but…

Because I can’t do it at all.

It’s not even about pronunciation or anything like that; the grammar is a complete mess and it’s incomprehensible.

Moreover, he says things like, “I’m into boxing,” and then does shadow boxing with a smug look on his face, shirtless.

To be honest, I don’t find it attractive at all. Those so-called abs are not even abs; it’s just skinny with thin muscles visible under the skin.

My face is, well… maybe slightly above average, but what can I say?

Overall, I don’t feel any pheromones or aura, or any of that masculine charm at all.

Also, judging by the profile, this is still a high school that meets the criteria for the top tier in Japan.

Are you attending? If so, what are the admission standards for Japanese high schools?

I’m starting to laugh a bit, seriously.

“Hey, Honey. Have you thought about becoming my woman? Seriously, have you ever met a guy your age who’s better than me? Haha, my family background is impeccable, right?”

“Well, isn’t that up to you from now on? If you’re asked to give an answer right away, Jungkook, it probably won’t be the result you want. What will you do?”

“Tch, you’re dodging again. If you can’t be honest like this forever, I might just start looking at other women, you know?”

Well, if this is the top tier, then it’s clear why women from that country, Japan, become so enthusiastic about Korean idols and actors, even putting their own country aside.

This is purely an objective fact, but it seems that the caliber and quality of men as human beings are clearly different between there and here.

Well, it’s easier to expand the market that way, and it’s a big help for us, so there’s no problem at all.

“Oh, right. I just came up with an amazing idea. We’ll catch some Japanese school trip boys over there and have a contest with me to see who’s better in brains and physical strength. This will not only boost my popularity among Japanese girls but also increase my fanbase. There’s no way I could lose to guys like that. It’s the best idea ever, right?”

Well, this guy’s popularity in Japan is also on the rise.

It’s not a bad idea as a plan, but they still think in a cunning and vulgar way as always.

Even now, the way they openly look at my body as if they were licking it is incredibly annoying.

“So, my mission is to steal the women around the guy who lost to me, huh? Hahaha.”

Seriously, what a terrible man.

However, even with this, my face, body, and intellect are top-notch here, and I have a good appearance.

So, I don’t care about ambiguous traits that don’t show on the outside. What’s important to me is whether this man has business value, so I have no intention of firing him yet.

“Well, I’ll leave the method up to you. Just don’t cause any problems.”

Even so, I’m still really tired.

Balancing academics and business.

But I, Lee Hani, have always gotten everything I wanted. Until now. And that will continue in the future.

So, this busyness isn’t painful at all if it’s for a purpose.

Hehe, because I’m the most selfish woman in the world.

Well, for now, I think I’ll go get a little spa treatment to refresh myself.