Dullard Buddy-kun: Heading Reluctantly to School Again Today - Episode 73

Not again…

“Big brother! Seriously, it’s about time you go get Honey-sama’s autograph!!!!”

Sigh, how many times do I have to say the same thing?

And why does this guy, my sister Ruruka, always barges into my private space so brazenly?

That’s why extroverts are no good.

The other day, he seemed to give up, but ever since he found out that she, Hani-san, actually transferred to my school, I feel like we’ve been having this exchange here at least once a day, no exaggeration.

“Yeah, I’ve said it many times, but there’s no way a loner like me could do something like that, right?”

I’ve really said it about a hundred times already. It’s impossible.

“Why!!! We’re in the same school even if we’re alone!!!!”

Well, I mean, that Hani-sama is in the same school, the same class, and unbelievably, sitting right next to me.

Even so, some things are impossible. Absolutely impossible.

“Geez, Ruruka, I’m already mad. If you don’t get a signature from Hani-sama by the end of this week, I’m going to go directly to your brother’s school!!!!”

No no, why is that so…

“Ugh, why? Don’t you dare come. Do you know what happens if someone like you shows up? If you’re too persistent, you’ll get chewed out by the student guidance and won’t even get an autograph, and you’ll just end up going home in tears.”

No, really.

“Absolutely by the end of this week. Absolutely!!!! There won’t be a next time!!!”

And with that, Ruruka forcefully closed the door to my room and went back to her own room.

He really doesn’t listen to people. As his older brother, I’m genuinely worried about his future.

Well, maybe, no, obviously, I’m the only person in this house who has the most uncertainties about the future…

No, why am I getting depressed about my current situation again…

Anyway.

Impossible things are impossible.

Well, at least from what I’ve seen of her in the classroom over the past few days, Honey-san is nothing like the rumors. She’s just as friendly and kind as in the videos, if not more so.

So, well, if I say I want it, I probably could get it.

If I say “Excuse me, Ms. Hani, could I get your autograph?” in class, it’s obvious I’ll become an instant target for Sakaki and the others’ teasing.

And, I have absolutely no opportunity to interact with Hani-san outside of the classroom. None at all.

So, after all, no matter how hard you struggle, some things are just impossible.

So I won’t struggle.

Give up, Ruruka.

Well, I properly talked about the student guidance issue earlier and threatened them, so even Ruruka wouldn’t actually do something as foolish as barging into the school.

Yes. So this conversation is over.

I’m going to bed now.

Don’t underestimate the disciplined life of a loner who goes to bed early and wakes up early.

Should I just write it myself?

No, that’s definitely going to get found out.

Let’s not do it.