Dumped by One, Chased by Another? My Ex's Sister Is a Gal and She's Coming for Me - Episode 45
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- Episode 45 - Let's Play in the Park
Miyashita Park, in the heart of Shibuya.
Its most distinct feature? The arch-shaped transparent roof.
If you search for “Miyashita Park,” you’ll probably see images of that roof stretching above a vibrant green lawn.
And right now, we were stepping onto that very grass.
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“Wow, this place is beautiful!”
“Right? I’m glad we came here.”
“It’s so nice. You’ve got great taste, Onii-san!”
“Haha, thanks.”
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We first came here during our first year of university.
Haruki and I had been dating for a little while by then.
It was that phase where you want to go on slightly more mature, grown-up dates—something that feels just a bit special.
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“Bouldering, huh… Onii-san, have you ever done this before?”
“Nope. Not even once.”
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Last time we came here, we never actually tried it.
I’m pretty sure I didn’t even touch the wall, since I have zero memory of doing any bouldering.
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“Well then, shall we give it a go?”
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Bouldering is a legitimate sport—even featured in the Olympics.
It involves climbing walls using artificial holds attached to them.
There’s also a type of climbing that uses real rock faces, but I only found that out after doing some research the day before.
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“Man, lucky we happened to wear clothes that are easy to move in.”
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Honestly, I hadn’t planned on doing any climbing today, so I hadn’t given Haruki any specific clothing advice.
That said, jeans and a hoodie aren’t exactly restrictive. Not the most athletic outfit, sure, but not a problem either.
She was wearing thick-soled boots, which definitely weren’t made for climbing, but that didn’t matter—we could rent proper climbing shoes anyway.
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“Wait, am I doing this too?”
“Of course you are! Loser has to do a punishment game, okay?”
“Alright, what kind of punishment?”
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I had no idea what sort of “punishment” to suggest.
Among guys, we’d usually go with something like “whoever loses pays for drinks,” but I obviously couldn’t say that to Haruki. Not that it mattered—I was planning to pay for everything anyway.
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“Hmmm…”
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She smirked as she placed a foot on the lowest hold.
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“Then how about this? Loser has to say ten things they like about the other person.”
“Wait, what?”
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Hold on. That’s way too embarrassing for a punishment game.
Before I could even object, Haruki was already climbing, her hands and feet confidently gripping the holds.
She moved quickly and smoothly—way better than I expected.
I hadn’t realized it before, but apparently she’s got good athletic instincts.
Still, from down here… I was trying not to look, but—
The way her jeans clung to her legs and hips was… distracting.
This was supposed to be a serious sport, and yet here I was, thinking completely inappropriate things.
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“Wait, is she seriously going to make it to the top?”
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In the end, Haruki made it all the way up.
For a beginner to climb to the top on their first try? She must be pretty athletic.
I, on the other hand, had no chance.
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“Man, that was scary!”
“Yeah, even with the mats, it’s still terrifying.”
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That feeling of free fall is the worst.
Elevators sometimes give me that same sensation, but with bouldering, you’re actually falling off a wall. It’s a whole different level of fear.
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“Okay, Onii-san—you remember the punishment game, right?”
“Uh… what was it again?”
“Oh no you don’t. Don’t even try to play dumb.”
“……”
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I looked away.
She quickly stepped around me to block my escape.
Her eyes sparkled as she leaned in.
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“Onii-san, you’re gonna tell me ten things you like about me, right?”
“You climbed up ahead of me and now you’re invincible, huh…”
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Honestly, I got stuck almost immediately.
The fact that she made it to the top in one go is just absurd.
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“Well… alright. I’ll do it.”
“Yesss! That’s the spirit!”
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She gave me a couple of playful pats on the shoulder.
I sighed, took a short pause, and began.
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“Okay, first—you’re incredibly kind.”
“Oh?”
“Second—your face is adorable.”
“Wha—!?”
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Pop! Her cheeks turned bright red.
But I kept going, pretending not to notice.
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“Third, your voice is super cute. Fourth, your gestures—also cute.”
“W-wait, Onii-san, hang on!”
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Her face still beet red, she reached up to try and cover my mouth.
Unfortunately for her, I was taller. Dodging her was easy.
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“Fifth—your fashion sense is on point. Sixth—just being around you makes me happy. Seventh—”
“Waaah! Okay, okay, stop! That’s enough already!”
“Oof!”
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She tackled me with a sudden hug to the stomach, face still flushed.
…Was it really that embarrassing?
I didn’t think I’d said anything that bad yet.
But more importantly—
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“Haruki-chan…”
“Huh?”
“Um… everyone’s watching.”
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She quickly looked up—and sure enough, the other climbers and even some of the staff were looking at us with warm, amused smiles.
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“…………”
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We couldn’t take the awkwardness, so we made a quick retreat.