I Am The Third Party (GL) - Chapter 17

I slept all night clutching my phone. When I woke up this morning, half my palms were sore. I dawdled through washing and preparing breakfast, then knocked on Qi Xi’s door. She usually got up early, but I didn’t know what was wrong today. But maybe. Last time, the door was locked too.

I figured she was still asleep, but she was up super early and had already left for the art center before me. My breakfast was useless.

“Qi Xi, get up!”

I thought about all the sh1t I’d gotten myself into the past few days, and her attitude last night. I didn’t bother to be polite with her, so I kicked the door shut. It’s up to her if she wants to, if she wants to stay or not.

If she doesn’t, forget it. It’s even better if she doesn’t. My sister doesn’t have to cook for her every day. It saves energy and ingredients. Whoever wants to prepare breakfast for her and eat it themselves at night can do it. Let her fiancée do it.

They should get married and get their marriage certificate, then live together. They can do whatever they want, any country is fine. Just don’t come back and mess with me.

“Qiao Xianyu, give me another kick!”

My ears pricked up and I ran away.

“You’ve grown so bold, you deserve a beating, right?”

My escape failed!

Qi Xi rushed out the door, grabbed me with one hand and threw me onto the sofa. Her devilish hands slapped my forehead and rubbed it. My carefully combed curly hair was completely destroyed by this female devil.

“Bl00d can flow, head can be cut, but hair cannot be messed up, Qi Xi, you bastard, sister will fight you!”

I used my two claws to scratch her, but she grabbed me with her hands and pushed me to the kitchen, yelling at me: Cook!

“Oh.”

I lowered my head and obediently cooked noodles and beat eggs. Qi Xi stood aside against the wall, with her long hair hanging down, looking at me quietly, her eyes dim, which made me feel a little scared.

Didn’t I make her angry by mentioning her fiancée last night? Speaking of Qi Xi and Yan Sinan, it’s really strange. Qi Xi’s notebook, and what she had with Yan Sinan at the art center last time. It seems that Qi Xi has a deep affection for Yan Sinan.

Since he likes her fiancée so much, why is she still messing around outside, and Yan Sinan doesn’t care? What did Qi Xi mean by what she asked me that night? Was she afraid that Yan Sinan would leave her and not be able to catch Yan Sinan? And whether to hand over the body or not…

Could it be that x’s life is not harmonious? I’m not a man, so I don’t have physiological function problems. What’s going on…

I used chopsticks to stir up the noodles, covered the pot, and glanced sideways at Qi Xi. This woman is incomprehensible.

“Qiao Xianyu.”

“Hey!”

Oh my God, what did you suddenly ask me to do? I have to be careful to prevent her from beating me.

“I realize that you don’t like me very much, don’t you?”

“Hey, stay away, stay away!”

I pushed away her face that was getting closer and closer. This face was a disaster. If I looked at it too close, I would be poisoned.

She clamped my chin and said, “Well… let me guess what you are thinking. Am I a scumbag, a hooligan, a heartless man, a pervert who plays with women casually, a homosexual? Oh, and also, a gangster, with an unknown origin, persistent, unreasonable, and a violent person? You saw me hitting people, you saw me killing people, huh?”

As she said that, she lifted my chin up with force with her hand, and my teeth hit the wall, which hurt me a little.

“Qi Xi, listen to me and let me analyze it for you one by one. You play with women, are you a scumbag? I don’t want to get entangled with you, you tease me, are you a hooligan? You have a fiancée, but you are still fooling around outside and not going back to take care of your wife. Are you unfaithful? You like women, but you are not a homosexual? You are not perverted. I saw the whole process of you beating Wei Ling that day. Killing people – who knows whether you have killed anyone or not. Ask yourself with your conscience, are you a scumbag? Are you!”

“Oh. You are so bold.”

She pinched my butt hard with her hand, and I immediately howled: “Qi Xi, you bastard, don’t pinch my butt!”

“Yes, you are right. Who asked me to choose a good store? Who did I help to supervise the decoration for so many days and even work for her?”

I pried her hand with all my strength, “Thank you so much! Qi Xi, please don’t have such a bad taste. You go out to fool around because your s3x life is not harmonious, and then you come to torment me. I am a virgin and want to get married, you -“

“Qiao Xianyu, what the hell did you just say?”

Qi Xi pinched my arm so hard that two red lines appeared on it. His eyes were bulging, and he wanted to fry me in the oil pan.

Logically, I should have backed off, but I didn’t!

Sister Xian, I stubbornly puffed out my chest and said righteously, “What’s wrong with me saying that you have an unhappy s3x life so you mess around? You dare to say no! You like Yan Sinan so much, why don’t you hug her and do it every day! You have the face to support a mistress but not the face to see your wife!”

Three seconds of silence, three seconds of silence… …

and then, there was an absolute landslide and tsunami outbreak –

bang –

“Ouch – Qi Xi, what are you doing, what are you doing! I tell you, if you dare to hit me, I will call the police and put you in jail! You won’t be out for a year or two!”

Qi Xi grabbed my arms, pressed his knee against the back of my knee, and threw me to the ground. He straddled me and slid his fingers along the artery in my neck. “Qiao Xianyu, why didn’t I realize you were so bold before, huh? You show off your power in a lot of ways, okay!”

I looked up, glared, and said unyieldingly, “That’s because I have a good temper. If you make me angry, you will suffer the consequences!”

“Okay, you can. You said I was messing around, and today I’ll let you see what “messing around” means.”

“Huh?”

“Get up and watch the pot!”

Qi Xi lifted me up by my collar, sat down, and pokes the plate with his fork, making a clattering noise.

I lifted the lid from the pot while trying to calm my frightened heart, my mind racing.

I’d said it all!

I was so cool, telling Qi Xi about her unhappy s3x life, calling her a slut. Tsk, tsk, this feat of mine was truly courageous! Not bad, not scared, I’ve made progress.

I was happy, so happy, I almost wanted to sing a little song!

I scooped the pot with my chopsticks, scooped up the soup, poured it into the bowl, and placed it in front of Qi Xi’s table. “Eat your noodles!”

Qi Xi thrust the fork into my palm, raised his eyebrow, and said, “Feed me.”

“Are you a giant baby?”

My sister slapped you to death.

She pointed at the wall clock. “It’s 8:20, a 20-minute commute. You’re at work at 9, and you’re not allowed to leave until I’m fed. You can handle it yourself.”

Damn, threatening me?

“Open your mouth.”

Qi Xi smiled and opened his mouth.

“I told you not to bully me! You blind Northeastern bear! I’ll choke you to death!”

I used a fork to wrap the noodles around a few times and poked them directly into her mouth, then stuffed a few more lumps in, threw the bowl away and ran out the door, ran all the way into the coffee shop, hid in the workshop and refused to go out.

“Boss, what’s wrong with you? Are you seeing a ghost?”

“Yuzai, if you see Qi Xi later, don’t let her in!”

Yuzai looked embarrassed, “Boss, I can’t beat Sister Qi Xi.”

Useless waste!

“Okay, okay, do your thing!”

“Oh.”

Yuzai nodded woodenly and turned to walk away. From a distance, I heard him muttering to Xiaoyu, “Yu, didn’t the boss mention menopause? He’s so weird, it seems that he made Sister Qi Xi angry.”

“Ah, stop talking! If the boss hears, he’ll fire you!”

Okay, Yuzai! You dared to say your boss is experiencing early menopause? You’ll lose your bonus this month.

I’d been hiding in the workshop, and soon Qi Xi had indeed chased me down. She rushed in, aghast. I quickly locked the door, but she’d actually climbed in through the window, pinned me against the wall, twisted my waist, and brought her face so close to mine that our noses were almost touching.

Too close!

“Tell me,” she whispered, her voice cold and piercing with ruthlessness, “how am I supposed to settle this with you for today?”

“You provoked me first.”

My frantic heartbeat made it impossible for me to think. I stared at the face before me, magnified beyond measure. Her long eyelashes were barely enough to brush my eyelids, her lips, any closer, would touch my mouth, and my tongue could lick her chin.

Qi Xi, I called to her in my heart, “Come a little closer if you dare.”

But she slowly let go of me, gradually moving away.

I curled my lips and smiled faintly, my eyes a little blurry.

She said, “Wait a minute,” then unlocked the door and walked out.

“Sister Qi Xi, you’re leaving now? You’re not standing at the bar anymore?”

Yuzi walked over to ask her.

“No, I’m going to pick up girls.”

After saying that, she walked away very casually. Yuzi stood there in a daze, a little silly.

I chuckled and ground the coffee beans into powder, thinking: Qiao Xianyu, you are sick.

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As soon as I got home in the evening, I knew what Qi Xi meant when she said in the morning, “Today I will show you what ‘messing around’ means.” Now there is a live broadcast of love|action|blockbuster, and it’s a girl-on-girl version, and on the bed where I sleep, Qi Xi and two other girls.

A piece of white flesh.

I really want to hang these three women up and beat them up. How can I sleep at night? I feel sick just thinking about it.

I picked up a pillow from the ground and threw it at Qi Xi’s head. “Get out of here!”

A girl nearby saw this and giggled. She leaned into Qi Xi’s arms, her arm around his neck. “Xi Xi, why did you call someone else? Isn’t it fun just the two of us?”

My eyebrows furrowed. What did that girl just say? Call someone else? Did she think I was a nightclub lover?

“Get up, get up, get up all of them,” I rushed over to pull Qi Xi’s arm. Looking at the white flesh swaying on her chest gave me a headache. After all, she is a woman, why should she be so naughty? “I want to change the sheets.”

“Oh, no need,” she curled her lips, and her arm smoothly pulled me into her arms. I fell on the bed unexpectedly, my face buried in her chest, and heard her laugh, “Don’t change it, they leave, you accompany me again.”

“Qi Xi, you are addicted, right?” I propped myself up, glanced at her, snatched the phone she placed on the bedside, and said harshly, “If you dare to play like this, I will take a photo and send it to Yan Sinan and say that you are having a threesome with other women outside, believe it or not!”

Qi Xi was slightly startled, lowered his head and looked at me quietly.

Humph, scared, just know to bring Yan Sinan out. Qi Xi will definitely be scared.

“Come,” Qi Xi moved his arms, and a girl climbed up with a smile and nestled in Qi Xi’s arms. Qi Xi grinned and said to me, “You take the picture.”