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“Haha, look at him, Kaiser acts all high and mighty, licking his lips arrogantly…!! How dare you use such cowardly means!? I’m sure you used some underhanded tricks, didn’t you!? You’re the one resorting to unholy methods, Kaiser, not me! Ahhhhhhhhh!!”

“You’ve been annoying with your ‘hehehe’ for a while now. Speak properly.”

And then, it occurs to me. Come to think of it, Mariel mentioned wanting to crush a couple of things of his.

So, I’ll thoroughly trample on the annoying Prevot’s groin since a while ago.

Of course, not just the two things, but with enough force to crush the other one in the middle too.

And Prevot, to the extent that one might think it was the roar of a monster, screams in a voice louder than expected.

By the way, it’s a digression, but the staff who heard Prevot’s roar at this time mistook it for the roar of a real monster. Consequently, they called the guards to search for the monster, but they couldn’t even find a trace of the monster. This incident later became one of the Seven Mysteries of the academy, known as the “Invisible Monster” among students.

“It’s fine to faint, but wetting yourself isn’t acceptable… If you’re conscious, I’d have Prevot clean it up. But if the one who wet himself is unconscious, then I have to clean it up, don’t I…”

Leaving aside such digressions, Prevot continues to wet himself while roaring, eventually evolving into a puddle and fainting.

Complaining about this, I create a large amount of water using water magic, then pour it over Prevot’s head. Prevot wakes up.

“Why are you fainting? Jeez. Anyway, the moment you fainted, my victory was decided. From now on, address me with honorifics and show some respect, okay? I haven’t even used a single spell yet, but you’re acting like some elite of the academy with such an attitude… aren’t you embarrassed? Well, never mind. Also, unlike you, kind me will give you a free potion for recovery.”

However, Prevot still feels intense pain in his groin. Grabbing his hair as he rolls around while holding his groin, I lean in and speak to his face. Then, releasing his hair, I pick up a low-quality recovery potion from the storage as a makeshift treatment in this world and pour it onto Prevot’s groin. After that, I head from the Fourth Training Ground to the classroom.

Giving him the recovery potion was an act of kindness from me, but it feels good to do something nice in the end.

I really intended to crush it, so maybe with the low-quality recovery potion of this world, it might not return to its original state. Nevertheless, the pain will probably ease, and considering that it was Prevot who picked a fight in the first place, he might feel grateful to me for giving him the recovery potion for free. With such thoughts in mind, I leave the Fourth Training Ground behind.