I Have Been Called The Idiot Son Behind My Back. But I Remembered Memories, And I Can Use The Abilities I Had In My Past Life. So I Will Make Use of Major Online Stores Like Am**on And Aim for a Slow Life for Now - 114

## Chapter 114: New Life Support Sale

“Y-you dare to speak so arrogantly to me while staying silent… and even pretend to be from the Quist family… You’re the fool. There’s no way the Quist family would come to a place teeming with commoners like this!! Hey!! You guards over there!! Stop standing around and go tell your superiors that there’s an impudent pretender of the Quist family here!! Quickly!!”

“Y-yes!!”

Even after saying all this, the pig continued to shout angrily with a flushed face, calling me a “fraud pretending to be from the Quist family,” and ordered the nearby guards to report to higher-ups about the “impudent pretender.”

In front of me, who is actually from the Quist family, on Quist territory, and to the guards supposed to protect this territory, why is this pig issuing orders so arrogantly?

“Hey, guard over there. Why are you listening to orders from someone who isn’t even from the Quist family? Who runs this territory? This pig? No, right? You’re not going to follow orders from some nobody in front of me, the legitimate Quist heir, are you?”

“Huh? W-well…”

“Don’t be fooled by this guy!! It’s clearly a lie, you idiot!! Don’t be so easily swayed!! Quickly follow my orders and report it!!”

“Y-yes!!”

I could have let the guards go without saying anything, but decided to give them one chance. The pig kept grunting and squealing, and the guards fled the scene in haste.

What should I do with these guards and this pig…

Of course, they will be judged in court later, but just knocking them out like their subordinates and tossing them in jail feels too simplistic and unsatisfying to me.

As I pondered while ignoring the pig’s ranting and spitting, I had an idea.

“Hey!! Are you listening!!”

“Oh, speaking of which, the Mamazon Store is holding a ‘New Life Support Sale.’ They’re offering limited-time bonus points, and it might be good to buy some interesting magic and teach it to the slaves, testing it on this pig to ensure it doesn’t die. I might also buy some everyday items. It could be good to purchase a new AI-equipped robot too… and maybe test its performance on this pig…”

“My Master, please also stock up on high-quality oil.”

“…Isn’t ordinary oil enough? This stuff is expensive.”

“No, it must be high-quality oil. No compromises on oil.”