I Paired Up With a Woman From an Adventurer Matchmaking App, She Had Perfect Compatibility, But the Worst Personality. When Our Erotic Compatibility Exceeded 200%, She Became the Most Obedient Team Member at Night. - Chapter 10

“There’s something wrong with our party’s matching results. I’m telling you, it’s completely off. You need to fix it.”

Cordelia rested one arm on the Guild reception desk, leaning forward slightly as she spoke.
The female staff member, who always handled our requests, stared blankly. “Huh…?”
As usual, she was impeccably dressed in her Guild uniform, diligently performing her duties.

“I’m telling you, the Matching App results are wrong. It’s clearly a mistake!”

“But… that system is built on decades of Guild data. Errors shouldn’t be possible.”

“But it is wrong!”

“It should be correct.”

“This is ridiculous!”

Cordelia, visibly irritated, tapped her fingertips rapidly on the Guild’s reception desk.
The staff member tilted her head, then cautiously raised a hand.

“Um… you two just returned from the Demon Lord Subjugation Quest, right? And now you’re concerned about the results of a Matching App? Is that really the most pressing matter right now?”

That was the truth.
We had just returned from the Demon Lord Subjugation Quest.
Even though we had used dragons for transportation, we had faced numerous battles in the Demon Realm. Most adventurers had quickly reported their quest completion and hurried back to their respective bases.
But Cordelia alone remained at the Guild’s reception desk, launching into a tirade about the Matching App.
Unable to bear it any longer, I stepped up behind her and tried to calm her down.

“Hey, isn’t that enough? Regardless of what the documents say, we actually got along great.”

“Of course not! I can’t stand the fact that it’s recorded we have the worst compatibility, even if it’s a mistake!”

“But still…”

“Just bring me the compatibility test results for our party again!”

“Y-yes… Please wait a moment…”

Overwhelmed by Cordelia’s intensity, the staff member retreated into the back.
Cordelia, clearly furious, sighed, “Honestly!”
Just then…

“Big brother? Big sister?”

“Whoa, uh…”

“Eep… What’s going on?”

Someone leaped onto us from behind, wrapping their arms around both of us at once.
But I already knew who it was from the voice I heard.
When I turned around, there she was, just as I’d imagined: that sultry, brown-skinned monster… Evangeline.
She narrowed her long-lashed eyes into a mischievous grin, revealing her prominent fangs.

“I heard the subjugation team was back, so I came to welcome you home!”

“That’s… appreciated. By the way, what’s with that outfit?”

“Hmm? This?”

Evangeline’s lips curled into a smug smile.
She was wearing what could only be described as a maid’s outfit.
It closely resembled the one worn by Susie, our household maid, but the skirt was scandalously short, and the neckline plunged daringly low, clearly designed to meet the standards of a succubus.
Evangeline seemed to have cleverly concealed the horns that defined her monstrous appearance beneath her bun hairstyle.
Her large wings were similarly hidden beneath her maid’s outfit.
Only her long tail slithered out from under her miniskirt, but even that could pass for an eccentric accessory.
Evangeline lightly pinched the hem of her miniskirt, flaunting her voluptuous thighs.

“Actually~, Susie made this for me? I couldn’t keep borrowing your clothes forever, you know?”

“I see. It suits you well.”

“Ehehe~, thanks? Anyway, why are you still at the Guild? Let’s hurry home and get naughty~?”

“No way. We still have important business to take care of.”

“Didn’t we defeat the Demon Lord? What could be more important than that?”

“Exactly. This is more important.”

The Demon Lord, who was instantly killed, must be feeling quite aggrieved…
As we were talking, the staff member who had gone to retrieve the documents returned.
She gave a slight nod to acknowledge the extra person who had somehow joined us, then calmly proceeded to review the results from the Matching App.

“Um, I’ve double-checked, but… is it really correct that your party’s compatibility score is only 0.02%?”

“What?! Did you actually confirm that?!”

“Y-yes, I did…”

“Are you sure that’s really our party’s result?!”

“W-well, it should be…”

The staff member, intimidated by Cordelia’s fierce demeanor, repeatedly checked the documents, but there seemed to be no mistake.
Comparing the Matching App results with ours, the staff member asked for confirmation:

“Um… Mr. Kent O’Brien, is that correct?”

“Yeah, that’s right.”

“Ms. Cordelia Salisbury, is that correct?”

“That’s correct.”

So it was correct after all. Then why was the compatibility score so low? I was about to tilt my head in confusion when the staff member spoke again:

“Ms. Evangeline Aaa, is that correct?”

“Huh? Yeah, that’s right.”

I see. So that’s right.

“Huh?”

“Hey, wait a minute!”

“What was that just now?! What’s going on?!”

The staff member tilted their head curiously, observing my and Cordelia’s sudden panic.

“What do you mean? You three are here for a party, aren’t you?”

“Huh?!”

“That’s how it’s registered…”

The staff member hesitantly offered us the document containing the Matching App results.
The party information listed there was…

Matching Results
The compatibility score for the following Adventurer Party is 0.02%:
Kent O’Brien

Cordelia Salisbury

Evangeline Aaa

It’s good to see our names listed.
But what about the name below… the one that looks like a randomly made-up surname, a blatant alias? What’s the truth behind this clearly out-of-place name?!

“What the hell is this?!”

“What’s going on?!”

Cordelia and I turned to Evangeline simultaneously.
Evangeline, who had been happily admiring her newly tailored maid outfit, widened her eyes in shock at our sudden intensity.
Ignoring her reaction, Cordelia grabbed Evangeline’s chest with both hands and yanked her forward.
The collar of her dress gaped open, exposing the upper half of her br3asts, but neither of us had time to care.

“Hey, Evangeline! Why is your name on our party list?!”

“Huh? Oh, uh… ah…?”

Cordelia pressed her forehead so close to Evangeline’s that their foreheads nearly touched, leaving her no room to escape.
Finally resigned, Evangeline stammered, “W-well, actually…?” and began to confess the truth about what she had done.

“When you two were about to leave for an Adventurer job, I tried to tag along. But the Guild staff said, ‘Someone who isn’t even registered as a party member can’t expect the Guild to deal with them,’ right?”

“…Now that you mention it, they did say that.”

I remembered.
The day the Guild sent up the emergency signal, Evangeline had tried to follow us.
That’s why I told her she couldn’t come with us, since she wasn’t an Adventurer, and stopped her from following.

“So, if the reason I can’t join you is because I’m not registered with the Guild as part of your Party… then wouldn’t that mean I could come if I registered? That’s what I thought, anyway.”

“You thought that, and then what?”

“What happened? Well… um… uh…?”

Evangeline’s gaze darted nervously around, as if she knew she was doing something wrong. Still, when Cordelia glared at her, she blurted out in desperation:

“I’m sorry!? I secretly went ahead and registered myself as a member of your Party~!?!”