I Paired Up With a Woman From an Adventurer Matchmaking App, She Had Perfect Compatibility, But the Worst Personality. When Our Erotic Compatibility Exceeded 200%, She Became the Most Obedient Team Member at Night. - Chapter 4
“My Lady, Lord Kent, isn’t it time for your departure?”
Susie’s voice startled Cordelia and me, and we both looked up simultaneously.
We were in a room in our apartment. I was sitting at the dining table while Cordelia was sprawled comfortably on the living room sofa.
“Ah, right. That’s right.”
Cordelia began preparing with an uncharacteristic sluggishness. As she performed final checks on her weapons and slipped into her adventurer’s chainmail, she seemed strangely distracted.
I watched her preparations absently when…
Pat-pat-pat.
Evangeline, our tan-skinned succubus housemate, approached.
“Big Brother? You’re heading to the Demon Realm soon, right?”
“Yeah.”
“The Demon Realm is far away, so you’ll be leaving this place empty for a while, right?”
“Just so you know, I can’t take you with me. Even if we somehow manage to fool the adventurers, things would get complicated if you ended up facing the Demon King.”
“Hmm? Well, I’m feeling a bit awkward too, so maybe I should give it a pass this time?”
Just a bit awkward?
“Hey, hey? Since we’ll be gone for a while, can I at least suck your d1ck today?”
“…………”
“Evangeline, stop it.”
Seeing my awkward reaction, Susie intervened and dissuaded Evangeline.
Honestly, I wasn’t really in the mood, so I was relieved.
But Evangeline, denied her prize, puffed out one cheek in obvious displeasure.
“Hmph! Fine then! I’ll just lick Susie’s b00bs instead!”
“E-excuse me? We’re both women!”
“A-am I a succubus?”
“E-eh, wait!”
Avoiding Susie’s pleading gaze, I stood up and strapped my sword to my waist.
With Susie’s desperate cry echoing behind me, I hurried out of the apartment.
I heard Cordelia’s footsteps following close behind as she fled the room as well. Together, we headed from the apartment to the Adventurer’s Guild.
…It had been a week since we last checked the Matching App results at the Guild.
Our adventurer party compatibility score was 0.02%.
The sheer contrast to the previous 99.98% had left us temporarily stunned into silence.
When we finally regained our composure, we immediately skipped past all the other categories and scrolled straight to the bottom.
The last item on the Matching App results was “Sexual Compatibility.”
Our previously confirmed sexual compatibility score had been a staggering 215.40%.
During our first sexual encounter, we both climaxed simply from penetration. Afterward, we repeatedly reached peak pleasure, making her the best sexual partner I’d ever had.
Now, we peered at the compatibility diagnosis results as if praying. The result leaped into our eyes:
Sexual Compatibility: 0.00%
Our memories from that moment onward are somewhat hazy.
Before we knew it, we had left the Guild and arrived at our apartment.
We both became less talkative, and whatever we did felt like going through the motions.
Susie seemed deeply bewildered by the drastic change in our usual dynamic.
Since then, I haven’t had s3x with Cordelia.
I’ve also left the baths, which we used to share, entirely to Susie.
The official reason I gave Susie and the others was that I didn’t want to tire myself out before the major task of defeating the Demon Lord’s Army.
Susie could no longer hide her worried expression, finally showing concern over our sudden change in behavior after having s3x almost every night.
Even Susie, who had insisted on having s3x under the guise of “poison testing” every night, sensed the mood and stopped sharing my bed.
Evangeline, the succubus, grumbled loudly in dissatisfaction. But after repeatedly trying to provoke me and seeing that my d1ck remained stubbornly unresponsive, she eventually fell silent.
The day before, I rechecked the Matching App at the Adventurer’s Guild, and Cordelia and I had s3x.
And there, I climaxed repeatedly without any issues.
That’s right, nothing.
If that were the case, then something must have happened in the past few hours to drastically change our compatibility.
I couldn’t think of anything.
Yet we ourselves had experienced firsthand the accuracy of the Matching App’s compatibility diagnostics.
What could s3x with a 0.00% compatibility rating possibly be like?
Too afraid to find out, we had become pathologically averse to even touching each other’s skin.
If that compatibility diagnosis wasn’t a mistake caused by some operational error…
The thought of having to admit that it had truly changed to 0.00% was simply too terrifying.
Cordelia and I walked through the city in silence.
In stark contrast to the gloomy atmosphere hanging between us, the city sky was refreshingly clear.
It was the perfect day for an adventure.
Parties that had registered for the Demon Lord’s Army subjugation quest were gathering at the Guild, from where they would finally depart for the Demon Realm, where the Demon King awaited.
Suddenly, a thought struck me.
Cordelia and I had formed a party because of our unparalleled compatibility.
But what if that reason vanished?
What if our 99.98% compatibility plummeted to 0.02%, leaving us unable to even properly face a goblin on our own?
…What if we had s3x…
…and it brought us no pleasure whatsoever?
Wouldn’t that erase any reason for Cordelia and me to stay together?
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