I Paired Up With a Woman From an Adventurer Matchmaking App, She Had Perfect Compatibility, But the Worst Personality. When Our Erotic Compatibility Exceeded 200%, She Became the Most Obedient Team Member at Night. - Chapter 1
One day, a messenger from the Adventurer’s Guild arrived at the party’s base, where Cordelia and I had begun living together.
He informed us that the rewards for the Violet Dragon subjugation and the Death Golem Dungeon conquest were ready for payment, and we were requested to come to the Adventurer’s Guild.
Both of these rewards were for high-difficulty monster hunts and quests, resulting in an enormous sum of money.
The Adventurer’s Guild had been unable to pay immediately and had asked us to wait until the funds were prepared.
So, filled with excitement, Cordelia and I headed to the city center where the Adventurer’s Guild was located.
“Humph hum hum~”
“Oh? You seem to be in quite a good mood, Kent. Even subjecting me to your terrible humming. It’s embarrassing for me to have to listen to that.”
“Heh. I’m feeling so good right now that I can easily brush off your insults, Cordelia.”
“Seriously, what was that humming supposed to be? Huh? The debut solo track of some trendy new Magic Crystal Virtual Streamer? It didn’t sound anything like that. I thought it was just a sleepwalking wolf growling.”
“…………I’m in such a good mood right now, I can easily brush off Cordelia’s insults!”
After all, the long-awaited hefty reward was finally about to be in my hands.
Cordelia’s insults were sharper than usual, which must mean she was secretly thrilled, too. I had to believe that, or I’d lose my mind.
“Still, a Violet Dragon subjugation and a Death Golem Dungeon clear? Those are almost unbelievable achievements.”
Susie murmured, trailing half a step behind Cordelia and me.
She adjusted her round glasses with their crystal-clear lenses with a flick of her finger.
As always, her neatly coiled blue hair, without a single strand out of place, was strikingly beautiful.
Susie walked with perfect posture, as if suspended by a thread from the crown of her head.
Beneath her long black skirt, plain loafers peeked out, their soles touching the ground without a sound.
Susie had originally been a maid at Cordelia’s family estate. She had come to retrieve Cordelia after she became an adventurer, but eventually acknowledged our abilities.
I assumed she would return to the Salisbury mansion, but for some reason, she stayed on at our place instead.
Well, having Susie around wasn’t exactly a problem… in fact, it was a huge help. She took care of all the housework—cleaning, cooking, laundry, and everything else.
However, Susie insisted she only served Cordelia, so she refused to wash my clothes.
This morning, she even skipped preparing breakfast for me.
I watched Cordelia daintily eat some kind of meunière with a knife and fork from morning, and when I asked Susie, “What about my meal?” she tossed me an orange, making me tear up.
…However, she does make an exception and takes care of my private parts.
This morning, as I sadly peeled my orange, she knelt at my feet and eagerly sucked my c0ck.
She won’t even make me breakfast, but she demands her morning “c0ck milk” from me.
It’s outrageous.
After all that fuss about me being a “horse bone” and a “seed,” she sure fell for me quickly.
“With such a significant victory, wouldn’t the reward be substantial?”
Susie asked, seemingly forgetting her earlier dishevelment.
“Well, yeah. I think the Violet Dragon’s bounty was 100 million Nogles.”
“And clearing the Death Golem Dungeon should be 80 million Nogles, right?”
Cordelia chimed in as if recalling something, “That’s 180 million Nogle in total.”
For an average adventurer, that was an eye-popping sum.
Even someone as hopelessly unskilled as me would be humming a tune with that kind of payday.
So, in high spirits, we headed to the Adventurer’s Guild.
“…Huh? That’s it?”
I blurted out the words, dumbfounded.
Before us stood a Guild Staff member, her bangs neatly parted in a seven-three split. It was the same woman who had explained the matching process when Cordelia and I first teamed up.
Her gleaming white forehead, fully exposed, shone brightly as she flipped through documents and nodded.
“That’s correct. The guild’s compensation for both of you is exactly as stated here.”
I couldn’t believe my eyes.
180 million Nogles.
That was supposed to be our reward.
The amount presented in the document the Guild Staff handed me was a pittance, so small it barely registered as a remnant of the original sum.
“I-I object!”
“Objection denied!”
“What the hell?!”
“Oh, just because.”
“Don’t deny my objection just because you feel like it!”
I slammed my fist on the Adventurer’s Guild reception table in protest.
It wasn’t exactly commendable behavior, but in a place teeming with rough-and-tumble adventurers, such outbursts were probably commonplace.
The Guild Staff blinked her long, curled eyelashes, nonchalantly dismissing my protest.
Seeing my continued dissatisfaction (as if that wasn’t obvious), she let out a small sigh.
“Mr. Kent O’Brien,”
“What is it?”
“Are you familiar with the ‘Reward Payment’ system?”
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