I Paired Up With a Woman From an Adventurer Matchmaking App, She Had Perfect Compatibility, But the Worst Personality. When Our Erotic Compatibility Exceeded 200%, She Became the Most Obedient Team Member at Night. - Chapter 7

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“Huh? The second-ranked member of the Four Heavenly Kings of the Demon Lord’s Army, Succubus Evangelin? If you’re going to lie, at least come up with a better one.”

“B-but it’s true~~~???”

…What’s going on with this guy?
I, Kent, had s3x with Cordelia as usual last night.
That was fine.
Susie also insisted on having s3x with me last night, claiming it was a “taste test,” but it barely served as an appetizer.
That was fine too, since it’s become a common occurrence lately.
In the end, we enjoyed plenty of s3x late into the night and somehow fell asleep on the couch.
Then, like always, UberBird arrived early in the morning to deliver our package, squawking loudly outside the window. We woke up and rushed to the balcony… and that’s when we noticed it.

“Huh? What the hell is this?”

Cordelia muttered, her voice dripping with disgust, as if she’d just stumbled upon a pile of vomit.
In the center of the spacious balcony, a woman lay sprawled on her back. She was an exotic beauty with bronze skin and wisteria-colored hair that fanned across the balcony floor, tangled with fine sand.
And she was completely naked.
Well, not exactly. Fragments of what appeared to be clothing were scattered nearby—a sleek, glossy black bodysuit. But it had been torn to shreds, as if slashed by some sharp blade, rendering it utterly unwearable.
Her br3asts were large, and a lewd mark was etched into her lower abdomen. Combined with her nudity, she looked like nothing more than an exhibitionist. Or perhaps a slut.
It looked like she’d been masturbating; dried, sticky fluids were splattered around her lower abdomen.
This incredibly suspicious person was unconscious on the balcony.
Should I turn her over to the Military Police?
The hesitation lasted only a moment.
I felt a strange sense of familiarity with the naked beauty before me.

“…Huh?”

“What’s wrong, Kent? I’m calling the Military Police right away. Susie, how long are you going to keep lying there?”

“I… I’ve seen her before…”

“Huh? Where would you have seen a pervert like this?”

Where had I seen a pervert like this?
No, precisely because she was a pervert, a quick search through my memories immediately revealed her identity.

“Ah. She’s the one who suddenly bumped into me in town yesterday at noon, shouting ‘Have s3x with me?!'”

“So what? She’s still a pervert. Just added another charge to the list.”

“I thought I’d escaped right away… how did she end up here?”

“Maybe she was stalking you?”

“Seriously…? An active pervert? That’s way too creepy…”

“Maybe she wanted to have s3x with you that badly? Lucky you. Why don’t you just give her what she wants?”

“Absolutely not…”

As Cordelia and I were talking,

“Mmm…♡”

The pervert woke up with an excessively seductive moan.
Her eyes, still hazy with sleep, blinked rapidly as she stared at us.
But as the situation gradually dawned on her, her beautiful face twisted into a pale grimace.
…And then.

“…Se…”

“…Se?”

Cordelia and I tilted our heads in confusion.
The brunette beauty continued, addressing us,

“I… I want to have s3x with you… Is that okay with you…?”

“……………………”

“……………………”

What? So she’s just a pervert after all.

“Alright then. I’ll call the Military Police.”

“Wait, wait, wait! Why?! Why are you trying to call the Military Police?!”

“Why? Because it’s the duty of every good citizen to report perverts to the Military Police.”

“Where’s the pervert?!”

“You.”

“I’m not a pervert!”

“All perverts say they aren’t perverts.”

“Like a drunk who insists they’re sober even when they’re clearly drunk?!”

“Susie, wake up already. Where did I put the Military Police’s contact information?”

“Ugh… Lord Kent was too rough… I can’t stand up yet… Ah! What time is it, milady?!”

“Just give me the Military Police’s contact information.”

“Huh?”

“W-wait, wait, wait! Don’t call the authorities!”

She suddenly sat up and clung to Cordelia.
It was then that Cordelia and I finally noticed several features on her body that were impossible for a human.
Small, twisted horns adorned her head.
Large, bat-like wings sprouted from her back.
And a slender tail extended from her plump, peach-shaped buttocks.
Noticing our wide-eyed stares, the mysterious, tan-skinned woman let out a soft “Ah.”
But realizing it was too late to hide her distinctive features now that we had clearly seen them, she bit her lower lip resolutely, tightened her expression, and declared to us:

“U-um, I’m Succubus Evangelin, the second-ranked member of the Four Heavenly Kings of the Demon Lord’s Army!”

…The conversation that followed, born from our utter disbelief, unfolded exactly as described in the opening exchange.