I Paired Up With a Woman From an Adventurer Matchmaking App, She Had Perfect Compatibility, But the Worst Personality. When Our Erotic Compatibility Exceeded 200%, She Became the Most Obedient Team Member at Night. - Chapter 8
“Right, then,”
Cordelia cleared her throat as if taking charge of the situation.
In response, the woman opposite her, who had introduced herself as Evangeline, gave a slight shrug.
Currently, Cordelia and I were sitting on the sofa, facing the self-proclaimed pervert—no, the self-proclaimed Succubus Evangelin of the Four Heavenly Kings of the Demon Lord’s Army.
Even in this bizarre situation, she couldn’t stay completely naked forever. She was now putting on the clothes she had carelessly discarded the previous night.
Susie, who had been so wildly aroused last night, was now dressed in a crisp maid uniform as if nothing had happened.
As for the Succubus Evangelin, for some reason, her clothes had been torn beyond repair, so I had given her one of my shirts to wear.
The sleeves of the men’s shirt were too long and baggy.
Beyond the hem stretched a pair of plump, well-toned, tanned thighs—a sight that was dangerously alluring.
Cordelia glared at those seductive legs before addressing Evangeline again.
“…It seems you really are a succubus. And a rather skilled one, for a demon.”
“B-but I’ve been telling you all along! I’m the second-ranked member of the Four Heavenly Kings of the Demon Lord’s Army!”
“I still find that hard to believe.”
“Why!?”
“Even if it’s true, shouldn’t someone who gets caught masturbating on someone else’s balcony and passing out refrain from claiming to be one of the Four Heavenly Kings of the Demon Lord’s Army?”
“Ugh… but it felt so good! What else could I do…?”
“Are you aware that you’re currently spreading mud on the Demon King’s Army?”
Succubus Evangelin.
My first impression of her was that she was nothing more than an exhibitionist pervert. But as I listened to her story, it became clear that there was more to her than mere theatrics.
Firstly, her appearance was strikingly different from that of a human.
The small horns on her head, her sharp claws, the wings on her back, and her slender, elongated tail all possessed a texture that seemed far too real to be fake.
Especially that tail—it had been listlessly tracing circles on the floor since we started talking.
Secondly, she was disturbingly well-informed about the inner workings of the Demon Lord’s Army.
Information about the location of their stronghold, the Demon Lord’s Castle, and details about the Four Heavenly Kings were tightly controlled, kept from the ears of ordinary citizens to prevent panic.
Yet Evangeline had revealed this information with astonishing ease, providing details even more thorough than what Cordelia and I, as adventurers, knew.
After carefully scrutinizing the information with Susie, we reluctantly concluded that Evangeline was likely telling the truth.
Furthermore, there was a third reason… When we calmed down and objectively assessed the situation, we realized that this perverted Succubus possessed an overwhelming amount of Magic Power—enough to overwhelm us if we let our guard down.
Though she now sat meekly curled up on a single-person sofa, she undoubtedly held enough Magic Power to obliterate this entire room if she so desired.
…In other words.
While we remained skeptical about her true identity, the fact remained that she was a dangerous monster with terrifying Magic Power.
For that reason, we couldn’t simply hand her over to the military police.
“The tea is ready.”
Seeing that our conversation had come to a halt, Susie brought over teacups.
She placed fragrant cups of tea on the low table.
“My lady, it seems we need to properly assess who we’re dealing with. Perhaps it would be wise to take a moment to compose ourselves here.”
“…You’re right. Thank you.”
Cordelia readily nodded at Susie’s subtle advice.
With graceful movements, Cordelia picked up her teacup and brought it to her lips, savoring the aroma.
…Incidentally, Susie had only brought one cup for Cordelia.
“Huh? Got a problem with that? You’re just a horse bone, so stop giving me those envious looks, okay?”
“I didn’t say anything! Why are you the one being combative!?”
“My lady, there’s plenty more tea. Please don’t hesitate to ask for another cup. …You were thinking, ‘If you have so much, why not share a cup with us?’ weren’t you?”
“I was thinking it, but I didn’t say it! So stop picking a fight!”
Clatter.
Cordelia slammed her teacup onto the saucer with a loud clatter.
It was terrible manners, but the message was clear: Shut up and be quiet.
Seeing that Susie and I had stopped our playful banter, Cordelia turned to Evangeline.
“You said your race was Succubus, right?”
“Yeah, so what? More importantly, I want to have s3x already…”
“Quiet. I’m the one asking the questions here.”
“Ugh…?”
“I’ll continue. I’ve heard that succubi are terrifying monsters that bewitch men, enslaving their bodies and minds, and draining their life force completely.”
“U-um…? Well, that’s mostly true, I guess…?”
“The succubus’s bewitchment magic starts with eye contact, then progresses to conversation, physical touch, kisses, and finally, sexual intercourse, with each step intensifying its effects.”
“Hmm…? That’s not wrong either…?”
“Then, listen here, you.”
Cordelia’s voice grew increasingly certain as she glared sharply at Evangeline before her.
“If you possess such abilities, why would you come here so brazenly and demand s3x? Tell me, you… Are you planning to kill Kent?”
The violent words that had just slipped out made me involuntarily swallow hard.
As for Evangeline, who had been asked the question…
“Huh? Well, yeah, I guess so? Aaaaaaaah!? Wait, wait, wait!?”
Cordelia’s karate chop hurtled toward Evangeline’s throat, who had casually admitted her murderous intent toward me.
“No, no, no, that’s not it! I mean, that’s what I originally planned, but things have changed, okay?!”
“Things have changed?”
Intrigued by Evangeline’s words, Cordelia’s karate chop froze just an inch from her throat.
However, the residual wind pressure lifted Evangeline’s lavender hair, causing her to let out a faint whimper from deep within her throat.
“What do you mean, ‘things have changed’?”
“W-well, it’s just that… after watching you two have s3x yesterday, I had a change of heart, I guess?”
“What kind of nonsense is that? If you’re not going to talk seriously, I won’t hold back…”
“Hah?!?!? I’m not joking!?!?!? I’m being completely serious!?!?!?!”
Evangeline’s scream cut off Cordelia’s words.
Cordelia’s eyes widened involuntarily as Evangeline continued,
“Your s3x yesterday… it was seriously amazing, you know?”
Yesterday… Come to think of it, Cordelia and I had indeed had s3x.
At first, Susie had joined us under the guise of “taste-testing,” as usual. But, as always, she quickly tired out and retreated.
After that, Cordelia and I relentlessly slammed our hips together for what felt like most of the night.
Apparently, Evangeline had been spying on our passionate encounter from the balcony.
“That s3x between you two was so amazing! You were both searching for the deepest parts of each other! It was like your hearts were melting together… It was like you were just one step away from dying of pleasure, like you were satisfying all your desires.”
“To hear that from a Succubus, a demon who rules over s3x, makes me feel a little proud.”
“What’s so great about that? And what does that have to do with you changing your mind?”
“Don’t you get it?! What I’m trying to say is…!”
Evangeline leaned forward abruptly.
Susie and I instinctively braced ourselves, but her actions showed no malice.
Because…
“I… I want to join you two… in your… s3x?!”
She blurted out this outrageous request.
“…Huh?”
“I mean it! I’m a succubus, you know?! And not just any succubus—I’m one of the Four Heavenly Kings directly serving the Demon Lord! In short, I love s3x more than anything else in the world!”
The three of us exchanged bewildered glances.
But Evangeline, her cheeks flushed with excitement, showed no sign of lying.
“Someone like me?! After being forced to watch you two have such amazing s3x?! It made me completely forget about the Demon Lord and everything else! Of course I’d want to join in!”
“I-I don’t know… Is that really how it works?”
“That’s exactly how it works! I want to join in!”
“…………”
“I want to do it! I want to do it! I want to join in with you two and get fucked until I’m soaked and sloppy!?”
Evangeline screamed, sliding off the sofa and kneeling on the hardwood floor.
Then, with a desperation that showed no trace of her former image as one of the Four Heavenly Kings of the Demon Lord’s Army, she cried out:
“I swear I won’t hurt either of you! I just want to have a threesome with youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!”
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