I Paired Up With a Woman From an Adventurer Matchmaking App, She Had Perfect Compatibility, But the Worst Personality. When Our Erotic Compatibility Exceeded 200%, She Became the Most Obedient Team Member at Night. - Chapter 9
“Let’s have a threesome!?!?!?!? Right!?!?!?!?! Please, please, please, please, I beg youuuuuuuuuu!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!”
A Succubus, a high-ranking officer in the Demon Lord’s Army, was throwing a full-blown tantrum with all her might.
Lying on her back on the wooden floor, flailing her arms and legs, she looked exactly like a brat throwing a fit in front of a downtown shop.
Yet her appearance was that of a mature, beautiful woman, making her utterly impossible to handle.
Evangeline was wearing only the borrowed dress shirt I had lent her.
With each kick and flail, the hem of the shirt rode up, giving tantalizing glimpses of her completely bare pvssy beneath.
Suddenly, Evangeline stopped thrashing and glanced at us, as if gauging our mood.
Realizing we weren’t in the mood for s3x, she shrieked,
“Gyaaaaaah! I wanna fvck! I wanna fvck!”
She was throwing another tantrum.
Her behavior, utterly lacking the dignity one would expect from one of the Four Heavenly Kings of the Demon Lord’s Army, completely deflated our tension.
Cordelia sighed and addressed Evangeline.
“Alright, alright, calm down.”
“Are you saying you’ll have a threesome with me?!”
“Well… that’s… But seriously, if you keep screaming like this, you’ll disturb the neighbors.”
“And you two, moaning and groaning every night while you have s3x, aren’t disturbing the neighbors?”
“Just shut up.”
“Ngyah?!”
Cordelia mercilessly grabbed Evangeline’s br3asts.
Evangeline, subjected to this unprovoked violence, writhed on the floor, clutching her large chest with both arms. How cruel…
Seeing Evangeline quiet down, Susie timidly raised her hand to speak.
“Um… for now, she doesn’t seem to pose any immediate threat, but it’s definitely confirmed that she’s one of the Four Heavenly Kings of the Demon Lord’s Army.”
“That seems to be the case.”
“In that case, I still think reporting her to the Guild is the best course of action.”
“I agree. What about you, Kent?”
“Me too… I admit it’s difficult, but we can’t afford to let our guard down against a demon.”
There was no need to bring up the Slime Queen incident from just a few days ago, where she had harbored a hidden intent to harm us even when the situation seemed almost settled.
The terrifying thing about demons is their unpredictability.
Since ethics and common sense don’t apply to them, demons will forever remain beings humans can never truly understand.
Seeing that the decision to report her to the Guild was about to be finalized, Evangeline, who had recovered from her pain, spoke up frantically.
“W-wait, wait, wait!?”
“What is it this time? Susie, didn’t we have some kind of rope for restraining her?”
“Hey! Focus on me!”
Evangeline pressed her index fingers to her temples, as if desperately trying to rack her brain.
Just as Susie returned with a rough rope, Evangeline’s eyes lit up.
“That’s it!”
“Oh… still plotting your schemes? I’m afraid I can’t allow you to harm the young lady any further.”
“Huh?! Why are you trying to tie my hands behind my back?! H-hey, stop that!”
“Please don’t resist.”
“You’re going to do it?! And what’s with that rough rope?! It’ll definitely hurt my skin! You know I can’t handle pain!”
Evangeline struggled desperately as Susie tried to restrain her.
But Susie clearly had the upper hand in terms of physical strength, and Evangeline was quickly pinned to the floor.
Realizing she was about to be bound, Evangeline looked up at me and Cordelia with a pleading expression.
“B-Big brother?! Big sister?! Just listen for a sec?!”
“You’re being awfully loud… Perhaps we should start by gagging you?”
“Hey, you two! Aren’t you interested in some mind-blowing, super-hot s3x?!”
“I can’t believe what you’re saying… I’m speechless with disgust. All you ever talk about is s3x, s3x, s3x. As the demon who rules over carnal desires, you truly are a vile creature.”
“Ah, so if I use my magic power, we can have the most mind-blowing, top-tier erotic dream ever?! If we used that ability to have s3x together in a shared dream… then we could have the most insane, off-the-charts s3x imaginable! What do you think?!”
“Would you please stop making such loose-screwed remarks? Unfortunately, my master has absolutely no interest in such vulgar suggestions. Right, Lady Evangeline?”
Susie, her face triumphant as she held Evangeline down, glanced at me with a smug look.
“Hey, Succubus Woman. Tell me more about that story.”
“Ah. Maybe it’s too soon to turn her over to the Guild.”
“Huh?! You actually seem interested?!”
Susie exclaimed, her face contorted in shock.
Well, think about it.
Incredibly pleasurable and intensely erotic s3x.
An unbelievably satisfying, top-tier wet dream.
Whether it was true or not, if it were, wouldn’t that be a problem?
After all, Cordelia and I have a 215.40% compatibility in bed.
And if you add the essence of a Succubus-induced wet dream to that… what on earth would happen?
As Susie glared at us with a skeptical gaze, Cordelia and I hastily freed Evangeline from her crude rope restraints.
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