I Paired Up With a Woman From an Adventurer Matchmaking App, She Had Perfect Compatibility, But the Worst Personality. When Our Erotic Compatibility Exceeded 200%, She Became the Most Obedient Team Member at Night. - Chapter 1

“Haa?! Why would someone as weak-looking as you have 100% compatibility with me?!”

The moment she spotted me in the Adventurer’s Guild lobby, the woman facing me let out a startled shriek.
To put it mildly, she was a beautiful woman.
And since she was here in the Adventurer’s Guild, she must also be an adventurer.
Her silk-smooth blonde hair was tied in twin tails with a pink ribbon.
Her strong-looking eyebrows were sharply arched, and beneath them were intimidatingly slanted eyes with sharp lower eyelashes.
Her nose was high, and her lips were glossy and pale pink. Her jawline was sharply defined, while her cheeks, smart yet soft, carried a faint blush.
She stood tall for a woman, her slender yet toned physique rivaling that of a professional model.
She was wearing a long-sleeved shirt tightly tied to her chest, paired with a miniskirt that showed off her dazzling white thighs.
Her protective gear consisted of thin iron plates covering her chest and the backs of her hands.
Judging by this light, agility-focused equipment, she was likely an adventurer known for her speed.
The slender one-handed sword at her waist confirmed her preference for close-quarters combat.
This adventurer had been matched with me through a service called “Adventurer Matching App.”
The Adventurer Matching App was a service operated by the Adventurer’s Guild.
By registering their profiles, adventurers could be matched with compatible partners to form effective party members.
The beautiful woman before me, introduced through a matchmaking app as a perfect match for me, was…

“Yaaaaah! I absolutely refuse! Why in the world would this happen?!”

She was wailing loudly, her beautiful blonde twin tails flying wildly about.
…Her continuous screaming was so intense that it completely overshadowed her natural beauty.

“I can’t believe this! This is unheard of! There must be some mistake! Yes! It’s absolutely impossible!”

She stamped her feet so hard on the marble floor that it seemed she might break it.
So agitated was she that with each high kick of her leg, the hem of her miniskirt flipped up to reveal her white underwear, but even this didn’t seem to register in her fury.

“Exactly! There’s no way! I graduated at the top of my class from the Holy Regia Star Training Institute—how could my match be some wimpy puppet of a boy like this?!”

“…Hey! Who are you calling a wimpy puppet?!”

“Whaaat?! You actually spoke?!”

“Of course I speak! After being insulted like that, anyone would!”

“What’s your problem?! You look like a complete moron—every angle you’re viewed from screams ‘wimpy puppet’! Unless you prefer being called a dim-witted day lantern instead?!”

“I don’t even know what the difference is between a wimpy puppet and a dim-witted day lantern!”

“That’s exactly what I’m saying!”

Her exquisite beauty twisted in fury as she screeched at the top of her lungs, “Guild staff, come here!”
A woman in immaculate attire, every inch the bureaucrat from the kingdom’s guild, hurried over.

“What seems to be the problem?”

“Nothing special! There was a mistake in the adventurer matching app the guild provided!”

“That’s highly unlikely,”

The guild employee blinked and looked at the document she was holding.
Then, as if to confirm, she asked her, glaring with arched eyebrows.

“Are you truly Cordelia Salisbury?”

“That’s right! I’m Cordelia, top graduate of the 84th class of the Saint Regia Star Training Institution, and a future great hero!”

The staff member nodded slightly before shifting her gaze to me, standing in opposition to Cordelia.

“And you must be Kent O’Brien?”

“Yes.”

Kent O’Brien.
Without a doubt, that’s my name.
I’m just an ordinary adventurer you’d find anywhere, with nothing particularly noteworthy about me.
Until recently, I’d been working solo, earning daily wages by casually hunting goblins and slimes around the area.
As my career as an adventurer had grown respectable in length, I figured it was about time to challenge some higher-level quests. So I tried using a matching app to form a party, but… that’s when this happened.
Cordelia, my potential match, grimaced as if even facing me directly was too much for her.
Showing no effort to conceal her displeasure, she demanded,

“Hey. I just told you what year I graduated from the training institution. What year did you graduate as an adventurer?”

A training institute, as the name suggests, is a school for training adventurers.
The Holy Regia Star Training Institution that Cordelia graduated from is considered the most prestigious academy, reserved for elite students.
Since she graduated at the top of her class, it seems her skills aren’t just talk.
On the other hand, what about me?

“I never went to a cultivation institute. I’m a freelance adventurer.”

“Freelance!”

Cordelia shrieked as if my words had bitten her.

“Freelance! Oh, how terrifying! Just hearing it gives me chills! You’re a freelance – someone who roams without proper adventurer education, all brute force and no brains!”

“Y-you’ve got some nerve…! And you’re one to talk — you only just graduated from the training institution, right!? In that case, I should have more experience than you!”

“Experience is something only lower lifeforms who can’t learn through their brains can brag about! How could this barbarian who doesn’t even know the basics of an adventurer’s fundamentals be my match? This has to be a mistake! Right, Guild? You must think so too!”

“Yes, you’re right. The two who were matched this time are Kent O’Brien and Cordelia Salisbury.”

“RRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAHHH!”

Cordelia screamed, glaring daggers at the guild staff, but they remained unfazed.
She thrust the parchment in her hand toward them, the words on it clearly visible.

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◆Matching Results◆
The following Adventurer Party has a compatibility rating of 99.98%.
Kent O’Brien
Cordelia Salisbury
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