I’m the Only One Streaming Uncensored Dungeons on an Overseas A*ult Site ~ After I Became the No. 1 in Super Chats, I Received Abusive DMs From Female Performers All Over the World ~ - Episode 1: Dungeon Streaming on an Adult Chat Site

Episode 1: Dungeon Streaming on an Adult Chat Site

『Good morning everyone! I’m Hayato, an A-rank adventurer! Today I’m taking on the floor boss of the 10th layer of the Shinjuku Dungeon — the High Orc!!』

On-screen, a young, idol-like adventurer raises his clenched fist toward the camera.

Behind him, there are about fifteen other men with similar appearances.

They’re likely tackling the floor boss as a group.

After briefly responding to viewer comments, the A-rank adventurers open the door to the boss room.

A drone camera goes in ahead. It’s showing the inside of the room.

A purple magic circle glows on the floor of the boss room. And a two-legged monster with a pig-like face appears in the center.

It’s the High Orc.

The High Orc raises the hammer in his right hand and lets out a fierce roar. It’s trying to intimidate the adventurers.

『Alright! Take your positions!!』

『Yes sir!!』

Following the A-rank adventurer’s orders, five with tower shields move up to the front lines. They close in on the High Orc.

『BWEEEHHHHH……!!』

The High Orc swings his hammer.

But it is easily deflected by the wall of tightly packed tower shields.

『Now!』

Five mid-liners behind the tanks thrust their short spears through the gaps in the shields.

As soon as the spear tips pierce the High Orc, the entire screen gets covered in a mosaic.

Somehow, it’s clear the High Orc has fallen to the ground.

『Finish him!』

Apparently, the five in the rear cast spells.

Fireballs? Clustered near the High Orc’s head?

Probably trying to suffocate it.

『Hold this position for five minutes!!』

The front-liners pin the High Orc’s body with their tower shields and simply wait.

Eventually, the High Orc seems to die and turns into smoke.

The mosaic is lifted.

Left behind is a magic stone about the size of a strawberry.

Probably worth around 50,000 yen.

Split between sixteen people, it’s a pretty lousy haul.

『Another flawless victory! We’ll be doing this boss fight fifteen more times today! Be sure to watch until the end!!』

“Like hell I’m watching!! What the hell’s fun about this!?”

I found myself yelling at my PC screen.

I hadn’t watched a dungeon stream in a while. But it was even worse than before.

The moment a drop of bl00d appears, the screen auto-mosaics. It kills all realism.

On top of that, the adventurers just repeat established strategies with maximum safety margins.

Boring. Seriously boring.

And yet most viewers are totally fine with that.

They’re just happy to see their favorite handsome guys or pretty girls fighting monsters cheerfully with their party.

“So this is the most popular adventurer, huh…? What a load of crap. I’m gonna destroy this whole trend myself…”

I closed the lid of my laptop and packed it into an adventurer’s backpack I had already prepared.

After locking up, I shut off the breaker.

Because I don’t know when I’ll be back.

“Alright…”

With the backpack on my shoulders, I left the house — 

to bring romance back to dungeon streaming.

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<Huh? Why is there an old dude in just underwear streaming by himself?>

<The girl must be showing up soon, right?>

<That guy’s ripped.>

<Is Morokoshi Daitoku his real name?>

<Wait, is he holding a sword? Isn’t this an adult chat?>

<No way he’s gonna use a sword on a girl! Use a different toy, lolol>

Checking the smartphone strapped to my left arm with a belt, I saw the chat already blowing up.

Of course.

I had just started dungeon streaming on what you’d call an adult chat site.

The site is called ExtremeChat — an underground adult site that exploded in popularity among men worldwide thanks to its uncensored, no-ban content policy.

Most performers are young women who do anything they can to earn “Super Chats.”

Stuff like “Give me 50pt and I’ll take off my bra!” or “100pt and I’ll go fully nude!”

By the way, 1pt is about 100 yen.

“Can everyone hear me?”

I spoke to the floating drone camera.

<Yep yep, we can hear ya. Where’s the girl?>

<What kind of girl are you bringing?>

<Make it a young one!>

<We’re waiting for the nasty action!>

<Wait… is this a cave? You doing it in a cave?>

Naturally, viewers were expecting a woman to appear.

“Sorry. Actually, no woman is coming.”

<Huh!? Is this for gay viewers?>

<But there’s no gay tag!>

<No wonder the guy’s jacked.>

<Whoa! Nice pecs!>

<I wanna have fun with you>

<Gay fans showing up fast, lol>

“Sorry again. This isn’t for gay audiences either. I’m going to do a dungeon stream now.”

<!?!!?!?>

<What?! What does that mean!? A dungeon stream on an adult site!?>

<This is way too wild, lololol>

<Uncensored dungeon stream, lolol>

<Also, if you’re streaming a dungeon, put on some clothes!!>

Fair point.

But I have my reasons.

“Actually, I have a unique skill. It’s called [Naked]. The fewer clothes I wear, the more my physical abilities skyrocket.”

<So you’re just a guy who can’t stream on regular sites, lolol>

<That’s such a useless skill, lol>

<Still, don’t stream dungeon runs on porn sites!!>

<You’re such an embarrassment to Japan, lolol>

Things were really heating up.

Time to speak my true intent.

“I’m frustrated with the current state of dungeon streaming. In the past, it was free. Monster deaths, human deaths — everything was shown raw. Now? Big platforms have tightened compliance. The moment there’s bl00d, the scene is automatically censored with mosaics.”

<Yeah, cutting a monster triggers instant mosaic.>

<AI detection’s too strict. Bl00d = mosaic.>

<Even for humans, if too much skin shows outside the face, it’s mosaic too.>

“Also, all dungeons have fixed strategies now. Group raids with safety margins are standard.

There’s no space left for real adventure. In other words, dungeon streaming has lost its romance!”

<Don’t deliver that speech in just briefs, lolol>

<Briefs guy talking deep, lmao>

<Well, I get what you’re saying though.>

“That’s why I decided to stream dungeon runs on ExtremeChat — no bans whatsoever!! And the stage is… a newly appeared dungeon — the Somalia Dungeon — the first in 20 years!!”

<Wait… what!? This is the Somalia Dungeon?>

<Wasn’t it under militia control and inaccessible?>

<Isn’t this the world’s first Somalia Dungeon footage?>

<How did you even get in??>

“I ‘made friends’ with about a hundred of them. Then they let me enter.”

I raised the longsword in my right hand.

<…Friends… Sounds shady…>

<Wait, does that mean you killed them…?>

<Morokoshi is seriously messed up!>

<Officer! It’s this guy right here!!>

“I never said I *killed* them. Just became friends. And besides — you all want to see a completely uncensored Somalia Dungeon stream, right…!?”

<Ugh…>

<Honestly, yeah.>

<Uncensored dungeon stream, let’s go…!!>

Alright.

Time to show them what real adventure looks like.

I hoisted my longsword over my shoulder and began to enter the dungeon.

Original Author’s Comment:

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