Is My Cat Secretly Crushing on Me?!

Synopsis

Lin Miao possesses a superpower: ever since he was a child, he could understand what cats were saying.

It wasn’t a particularly powerful ability, but Lin Miao loved it.

He’d rather crouch on the ground and “meow” back and forth with a cat than talk to people.

Thanks to this superpower, Lin Miao understands cats inside and out, and he joined the stray cat rescue organization in college.

He also learned many things about cats.

For example:

Most cats don’t understand human speech, only words like “food” or “treats.”

Furthermore, in many situations, even if a cat understands, it’s too lazy to pay attention to its “sh1t-shoveler” (owner).

Most cats have simple minds, and the meows they vocalize are often meaningless.

Translated, they’re things like “The weather is nice” or “I’m still hungry.”

One day, he met an exceptionally chatty, greasy-talking orange cat.

The first thing the orange cat opened its mouth to say was: “Meow—” Wifey! Come and pet me quickly!

Lin Miao: Pfft—

He’d heard cats call owners “sh1t-shovelers” or “two-legged beasts,” but “wifey”?! What was going on?!!

After that, he heard even more suggestive lines from this cat’s mouth.

But it’s just a cat, right? What harm could a cat be thinking?

At most, this chubby orange cat must just be smarter than others.

Lin Miao wore a look of affectionate indulgence, stroking the cat’s head: “Such a good baby, eat more.”

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Later, during a volunteer event for the rescue organization, Lin Miao met a boy named Lan Shen.

The eyes that curved into a smile looked exactly like the chubby orange cat when it was speaking those suggestive words.

Lin Miao: Impossible, impossible, it’s just a hallucination.

After spending some time together, Lin Miao increasingly felt that Lan Shen’s attitude towards him was also very strange.

He quietly began to distance himself.

That very evening, the chubby orange cat showed up again, grumbling and cursing.

The chubby cat: “Meow meow woo woo—” Wifey, you were so cold to me during the day, woo woo woo

CRASH—

Lin Miao fell off his chair.

(This novel was originally titled My Cat Has Bad Intentions!)

Content Tags: Spiritual/Supernatural, Exclusive Devotion, Sweet Text, Cute Pet

Search Keywords: Protagonists: Lin Miao, Lan Shen | Supporting Roles: N/A | Others: N/A

One-Sentence Summary: Has my cat been secretly crushing on me for years?!

Theme: Please do not impulsively adopt a cat; adopt instead of buying.