Mistaking My Wife for a Spirit Pet - Chapter 2
Chapter 2
Yu Shu, in a moment of carelessness, was ambushed by several Golden-Striped Dragon Pythons while ripening the Moon-Hanging Fruit. She barely managed to repel them by detonating two of her protective artifacts, but she was severely injured, reverting to her true form, and passed out.
Who would have thought?
Who would have thought that she would wake up in Nan Zhi’s hands?
Yes, she knew Nan Zhi.
She was the disciple of Changling Zhenren from the Heaven’s Grace Sect, and she was half the reason for Yu Shu’s humiliating defeat at the Immortal Sect’s Grand Tournament against Feng Zhiwei of the Imperial Music Sect.
But this was no reason for Nan Zhi to humiliate her like this!
Nan Zhi…
Yu Shu suddenly buried her head, trembling all over from the itching, her eyes gradually filling with tears.
The lecherous dragon’s wicked hand was on her… abdomen.
How is this a normal interaction between members of the demon race?!
Having had enough, Yu Shu swatted Nan Zhi’s hand away with a paw.
“Hiss…” Bl00d instantly welled up on the back of Nan Zhi’s hand. She gasped, then picked up the little white tiger with one hand and said slowly, “You’re not being a good girl.”
With that one phrase, “You’re not being a good girl,” Yu Shu became even more annoyed.
She bared her tiger fangs at the person in front of her, waving her paw in a warning.
This show of force made Nan Zhi pause, then burst into uncontrollable laughter.
Seeing the adorable little creature, she raised an eyebrow and took the opportunity to rub poor Yu Shu all over again, even touching her little tiger fangs in the process.
After all the rubbing, the only one who enjoyed it was Nan Zhi. The bullied Yu Shu was left with a look of utter despair.
Ah—
Nan Zhi!
Yu Shu felt a flush of heat all over her body. Her short legs kicked helplessly, and her tail curled up miserably.
Does Nan Zhi even know that you shouldn’t just rub a female tiger anywhere…
No, dragons are naturally lustful; she must know! Yu Shu’s eyes were filled with fury. She thought to herself bitterly that perhaps Nan Zhi, this lecherous dragon, wanted to cultivate with her.
This is not a normal interaction between members of the demon race at all. Nan Zhi is clearly trying to cultivate with me!
But even if she’s thinking about something like that, she shouldn’t be looking for a tiger. After all, dragons and tigers have never intermarried since ancient times. Besides, don’t think I don’t know that Nan Zhi has an fiancée named Feng Zhiwei. Everyone says that dragons and phoenixes bring good fortune, not dragons and tigers fighting!
If she hadn’t been injured and reverted to her true form, she would have definitely used the artifacts in her storage bag to teach this dragon a lesson. Forcing a demon to dual cultivate is a crime!
Unfortunately, there were no “ifs.” Yu Shu, having fallen to this state, could only curl up pitifully and helplessly, looking forlornly into the distance.
However, human joy and sorrow are not interconnected, and these two were not even of the same species. Nan Zhi simply thought that it was okay to tease a young cub that hadn’t yet gained sentience. After all, who wouldn’t lose their mind over such a cute and delicate tiger cub? Are they made of stone?
Finally, seeing the helpless, pitiful look on the cub, Nan Zhi couldn’t resist. Layers of desire floated in her pale golden eyes. She brought her face closer, gently rubbed her pert nose against the fluff on the little white tiger’s belly, and then took a light sniff.
“…”
Yu Shu had a look of utter despair. Her crystal-clear, glassy eyes were filled with tears. She hid her flushed face in Nan Zhi’s palm and let out a low hum.
Nan Zhi raised an eyebrow and leaned her ear closer to listen.
“Awoo…”
The sound was very soft, with an almost imperceptible hint of grievance. Yu Shu was actually saying:
You’re a pervert.
Nan Zhi’s heart was struck by the soft, adorable sound, and her voice became strangely excited. “Good girl, are you hungry?”
Yu Shu remained buried in Nan Zhi’s palm, her voice pitiful and helpless.
“Wooo…”
You’re a pervert.
However, Nan Zhi, who was enjoying herself, had no idea that her pure and refined image had been reduced to that of a perverted, lecherous dragon. She gave a heartfelt smile and, feeling dizzy, went off to hunt for food.
There were countless birds and beasts in the secret realm, but the ones with tender meat were pitifully few.
She walked on and accidentally stumbled upon the Golden-Striped Dragon Python King’s lair. Thinking that she would have a battle tomorrow, she decided to scope out the area and set up a magic formation.
After all the preparations, she returned to the cave after half an hour.
The twilight was deepening. High in the secret realm of Moon Mountain, a dragon and a tiger quietly watched the cold moon rise. Before long, the smell of roasted chicken wafted through the air.
Nan Zhi sniffed, feeling that her cooking skills had improved significantly. She usually stayed in various secret realms for a year or two without coming out and didn’t have the money to buy grain-abstinence pills, so she had to catch spirits to fill her stomach.
Thus, she had quite a bit of experience in catching them.
She wouldn’t catch the ones that were too ugly to be appetizing, the ones that were too cute to have the heart to catch, or the ones that were too fat or too thin, as their meat would either be tough or too greasy.
The roasted green mountain chicken in her hand was prepared based on her years of experience. With her superb roasting skills, the aroma of the food was enhanced, even tempting the little white tiger, who had been pretending to be asleep, to lift its head.
Nan Zhi smiled knowingly and didn’t make a sound, just watching quietly.
In a moment, those moist eyes would look up from time to time, and her pink nose would twitch gently.
Nan Zhi’s lips curved into a slow smile, a hint of playful mischief in her eyes. She spoke softly, her voice incredibly enticing.
“Want to eat?”
“Can I rub your little paws?”
You can have a bite if you let me rub your paws~
Yu Shu: …
As expected, she knew that Nan Zhi wouldn’t say anything good. In response, she gave her a glare, then turned and lay down again, pretending to be asleep.
Nan Zhi was a little disappointed, but her heart was still itching.
The awake little white tiger was even more adorable and pristine. After all, when teased, she would only bare her teeth in a half-hearted, ferocious way, making people want to tease her even more. But it seemed she had gone too far before. Now Nan Zhi was being heavily ignored. She could only sigh and compromise.
“No more rubbing, no more rubbing. Come over and try some, okay?”
The tips of the little white tiger’s ears, which were pretending to be asleep, perked up, suggesting that she had heard Nan Zhi’s words.
Nan Zhi was even happier. She shook the food in her hand like a trophy and said softly, “Are you sure you don’t want any?”
The little white tiger, seemingly tempted by the food, gave a look of suspicion. Seeing that Nan Zhi wasn’t faking it, she began to slowly shuffle forward, then started stumbling with her short legs, running toward her.
Who could resist a pristine and adorable little white tiger stumbling and running toward them?
For a moment, Nan Zhi almost clutched her heart.
She held her breath and slowly tore off a small piece of food, bringing it to the little white tiger’s mouth. She made a sound like she was coaxing a baby. “Ah…”
Yu Shu: …
Yu Shu’s body stiffened for a moment. Fortunately, her flushed face was hidden by her fluff.
She let out a frustrated and embarrassed “eeyah” sound and pointed her paw at the ground.
Being hand-fed? Absolutely not!
Being hand-fed by a dragon? Even more impossible!
Using the excuse of dual cultivation to hand-feed? Don’t even think about it!
Yu Shu angrily tapped the ground again, trying to make Nan Zhi understand her intention to refuse the shameful act of being hand-fed.
In fact, Nan Zhi had long understood what she meant by her series of actions, but she suppressed her laugh and pretended not to know. On her flawless face, which carried the noble bearing of a righteous sect, she put on a look of confusion and began her trickery to deceive the tiger cub. “What’s wrong?”
Yu Shu, not being understood, became even more annoyed. She even turned around and walked away, no longer bothering with the person beside her.
Nan Zhi was quick to grab the little white tiger and pull her back. She suppressed a budding laugh and gently rubbed the adorable little head with her palm, her voice full of helplessness. “The ground is dirty. Don’t you want me to feed you?”
No!
Yu Shu bared her teeth in a silent refusal. In fact, she felt like she was on fire, because she had never been this embarrassed before. And Nan Zhi didn’t understand her feeling of shame for this shameful act. She even said maliciously:
“If you don’t eat, I’m going to rub your tail~”
“!”
Yu Shu’s fur stood on end. She looked at Nan Zhi as if she were facing a great enemy.
She knew it. Nan Zhi wanted to dual cultivate with her.
What ordinary demon would be so intimate with a demon they weren’t close to, even touching their tail? That’s something only Dao Companions do!
Yu Shu was furious. The whole tiger was filled with shame and anger, but a tiger that had fallen into the sun was bullied by a dragon. She could only angrily bite the food in Nan Zhi’s hand as if it were Nan Zhi herself, to vent her frustration.
In response, Nan Zhi chuckled.
She might not understand little tigers, but she understood cats, didn’t she?
You can’t rub their belly, you can’t rub their paws, and you definitely can’t rub their tail. If there’s good food, you can barely get away with rubbing their cute little head. This was her experience from years of petting cats.
Of course, if you were to ask her why she knowingly broke the taboo of petting cats and insisted on rubbing their belly, paws, and tail, Nan Zhi would answer with a straight face:
Could she resist rubbing such a beautiful and adorable little treasure?
The little white tiger in front of her was the most adorable spirit beast she had ever seen. How could she have the heart to be a gentleman like Liu Xiahui and not rub her?
She fed her bit by bit, and the little white tiger ate in small bites. Her tiger fangs would occasionally brush against Nan Zhi’s fingers.
Nan Zhi’s fingers trembled slightly. She lowered her eyes, enduring the ticklish sensation, and her eyes, unseen by the moonlight, were filled with joy.
She thought to herself…
So well-behaved.
I really want to kiss her little head.
Of course, Yu Shu had no idea of this thought. If she had, her fur would have stood on end again, because her mind was completely focused on rejecting dual cultivation with this dragon.
As the young city lord of Yulin City, she had always been treated with respect. She had never been so brazenly flirted with!
And now, a tiger that had fallen into the sun was being bullied by a dragon.
After eating her fill, a pathetic Yu Shu lay on the ground, her originally clear eyes dulled more than a little.
She thought seriously: Perhaps it’s because she had lived in Yulin City for so long, not knowing about the outside world. There are always people better than you, mountains higher than you.
Dragons are naturally lustful. What the ancients said was true.
In fact… this dragon is even more lecherous than she had imagined.
That day, she was severely injured by the Golden-Striped Dragon Pythons and reverted to her true form. She had also been poisoned, which meant she could only rely on her own bloodline to recover slowly.
But how long would she have to remain in this state?
“Not sleepy?”
Yu Shu slowly came back to her senses. Only then did she see…
The moonlight was enchanting. Nan Zhi was lying on a small bed, gently beckoning to her.
Where did a bed come from?