My Female Python Roommate Always Wants To Eat Me. - Chapter 8

Chapter 8

Bai Fuxue was still replaying the memory of the pink ear tips she had seen in her mind when she was suddenly surrounded by a few unfamiliar girls from her class. Their faces were all filled with an excitement that was about to make them scream.

“You guys?”

Their expressions made Bai Fuxue a little flustered. She instinctively dodged to the side, creating some distance between them.

The leading girl didn’t mind her avoidance and still excitedly asked her for information: “Class monitor, who was that girl you were talking to just now? She’s so cool, and her ‘bad girl’ vibe is too strong. She’s so hot, my legs feel weak.”

The girls beside her agreed, eager to know about Lu Qimin.

Bai Fuxue dazedly processed their words.

Bad girl? No, not really.

Lu Qimin just looked a little intimidating, but she wasn’t bad.

She hadn’t even realized that her initial perception of Lu Qimin had already changed.

The break passed in an instant. Bai Fuxue only had time to explain that she and Lu Qimin were roommates before she was told to return to her training by Instructor Xu.

In the afternoon, Xu Kun still had everyone practice their military stance. For the last two hours, he taught them the key points of marching in goose-step.

After training all day, Xu Kun finally announced the dismissal of the team. Everyone looked worn out and dusty.

The top priority for them on the way back to the dorm was to quickly wash away the dust and grime. Eating and resting could be done later.

The dorms at Shanhai University were quite nice, with water heaters and warm lights in the bathrooms.

The only downside was that they lived on a high floor, and the water pressure was low. The water that came out of the showerhead was like a stream two fingers wide, trickling out intermittently and not very strong.

An Xin was the last one to come out after her shower, complaining angrily about the water pressure, which was really terrible.

Song Jiajia’s head lifted from her phone screen. Acting like a know-it-all, she said, “I asked a senior in the freshman group chat. She said the water pressure will be normal when we move to a lower floor dorm in our sophomore year. We’re freshmen, so we’re just here to endure a tribulation, lol.”

“We have to wait a whole year…” An Xin cried out to the heavens, looking like she was about to have a breakdown.

“Oh well, just bear with it.”

“But we can also go to the school’s public shower. The water pressure is strong there.”

After wailing for a while, An Xin suddenly came to a realization and leaned in to Song Jiajia, puzzled, “Our school has a freshman group chat? How did I not know?”

“I joined it during the summer break. Someone posted the group number in a Weibo super topic. I’ve been chatting in there all summer and arranged to meet up with a lot of people after school starts.” Song Jiajia said calmly, as if it was no big deal.

She loved to have fun, and the moment she received her acceptance letter, she had already planned out a fulfilling campus life.

An Xin was amazed, deeply impressed by Song Jiajia’s social skills.

“During my summer break, I honestly spent two months learning to drive. I got my license just a few days before school started…”

She looked at Song Jiajia with adoration.

“That’s nothing. I also registered for the school’s internal forum, where only teachers and students from our school can post.”

Song Jiajia opened the forum, turned her phone around, and held the screen out to An Xin.

“What’s this?” An Xin slid the screen, revealing a post that was half-covered at the bottom, and mumbled the title.

“I’ve found a super attractive lesbian couple among this year’s freshmen.”

“Let me see!”

Such a juicy title made Song Jiajia unable to sit still. She immediately turned around to look at the post with An Xin.

They clicked on the post, and the author quickly apologized, admitting they had used a clickbait title.

[I’m sorry, I used a clickbait title. I can’t be sure they’re a couple, but the chemistry between them… I’m! So! Into! It! I wish I could force them to have s3x, lol. Here are some photos. I invite everyone to ship them with me.]

As they scrolled down, they saw familiar faces in the photos.

When the two of them met eyes, a potato chip fell from Song Jiajia’s hand, scattering crumbs all over the floor.

“Holy crap! Holy crap!”

Song Jiajia immediately called Lu Qimin and Bai Fuxue over: “You two are on the school forum! Is this you?”

Hearing this, both of them came over. Bai Fuxue’s hair was half-dry, with some moisture still on the ends. She tilted her head, gathering her hair to the other side.

Her smooth, jade-like nape was exposed to Lu Qimin’s gaze. She stared at the pale neck and imperceptibly licked her lips.

Her gaze then fell on the phone screen.

There were several photos, all from the training ground that morning.

The photos were obviously candid shots taken by a passerby.

The comments below were very enthusiastic. Every time they refreshed, a few more would be added.

The general consensus was that they agreed with the author.

Lu Qimin was always inscrutable, and it was hard for others to figure out what she was thinking.

After looking at several photos, how could Bai Fuxue not recognize herself and Lu Qimin?

She was clearly at a loss, not understanding why someone would take a picture of her and Lu Qimin. She said softly, “It’s us—”

Her nervous look was like an unopened flower bud on a branch. Outside, a storm was brewing, threatening to knock down the little bud, which easily aroused a desire to protect her.

Song Jiajia suppressed her shock and, along with An Xin, chose to comfort Bai Fuxue first.

They said in a joking tone, “Xiao Bai’s heavenly beauty really couldn’t be hidden in the end. Everyone truly has an eye for beauty.”

“You and Lu Qimin are so sweet together. Even the towels and cups you use are from the same series, just in different colors.”

“That was just a random purchase,” Bai Fuxue tried to defend herself. She hadn’t intentionally used similar things to Lu Qimin.

She still didn’t understand what was “sweet” about her and Lu Qimin, but under her roommates’ constant chatter, her initial nervousness about the photos gradually disappeared.

Lu Qimin changed the subject at the right time.

“How do you register for this forum? We’ll check it out ourselves.”

Song Jiajia taught them how to submit their verification information to successfully register for an account.

Lu Qimin opened the school forum on her computer, logged in, and went straight to the post.

She carefully clicked on every photo, enlarged them, and saved them.

She also liked and replied with a positive comment to all the messages in the post that said she and Bai Fuxue were a good match.

No. 3: I happened to pass by and saw how these two juniors interacted. My bl00d sugar is spiking.

No. 7: I quickly rolled in! Is there a lesbian couple here? Is there a 1? (whispering)

No. 8: At first, the blonde girl came to give the black-haired girl a drink. There was a guy next to them. I don’t know what the three of them talked about, but the guy left later. Only the two girls remained. (P.S. The black-haired girl is super cute, with dimples when she smiles. When the blonde girl was talking to the guy, she was sitting on the side, drinking her drink, her cheeks puffed out like a little hamster stuffing food in its pouches.)

Here’s the key point: When the blonde girl was talking to the guy, I thought she was the kind of person who was naturally aloof and had a cold face. But soon, she showed me what it meant to have a double standard! She was visibly so gentle when she faced the black-haired girl! It’s true that sweet girls save the world.

The black-haired girl couldn’t finish her drink, so the blonde girl just took the rest and drank it. It was so natural. What kind of old married couple behavior is this?

While the two of them were chatting, the black-haired girl suddenly held the blonde girl’s arm and acted cute. The blonde girl was still a little tsundere at first, but then she just pulled her into her arms so domineeringly !! My god, who understands the significance of this?

No. 23: It’s so pleasant to the eyes to have two beauties together.

No. 66: They’re a perfect match. I’m tired of saying this. Someone, give them a marriage license and a large carved bed with mandarin ducks!

No. 101: So with such a long thread, is there really nobody who knows them?

No. 123: Just popping in. The blonde girl is from the Botany Department, and the black-haired girl is from the Fine Arts Department. I don’t know anything else…

…

Lu Qimin lifted her hands and typed on the keyboard. A line of code after another appeared on the dark screen. After a moment, a blank pop-up window appeared, and she entered an instruction.

Song Jiajia followed up with a sigh of amazement: “Xiao Bai and Lu Qimin are so famous! The post has been on the front page the whole time. It’s hot!!”

Lu Qimin closed her computer, a look of surprise on her face, “That fast?”

“Then from now on, will everyone associate me with A-Xue?” she said, leading the conversation toward the future.

“I guess it also depends on… everyone’s enthusiasm?” Song Jiajia said uncertainly.

Lu Qimin’s eyes darkened. She didn’t hear the answer she wanted from Song Jiajia. She ground her teeth, crossed her arms over her chest, and said with arrogant certainty: “I have faith in university students’ abundant energy.”