My Husband Is Not Easy To Mess With. - Chapter 48: But He Really Loves Me
Chapter 48: But He Really Loves Me
My wife really likes bloody and gory things.
The more unbroadcastable the content, the more he likes it.
Nie Yao had a slight headache.
However, the most important thing when encountering a problem is to solve it, not to gloss over it. Otherwise, he would eventually be stabbed hard by his own wishful thinking.
“Don’t pretend, Wife.”
Nie Yao patted his wife’s butt; the feel was exceptionally good.
He had long seen through his wife’s true nature.
The strange thing was, he wasn’t repulsed by it.
Nie Yao himself didn’t understand why. Could he really be completely blinded by beauty?
Nie Yao: “You must have been ecstatic just now, killing so many people in one breath.”
Being exposed by his husband face-to-face.
Du Suilan was somewhat displeased. He flatly denied it, “You’re talking nonsense, I didn’t!”
“Is that so?”
Nie Yao sighed faintly, “Wife, I just forgot your past appearance; I didn’t completely forget who you are.”
He couldn’t even bother to count how many shocking memories his wife had created for his outwardly young self in the past.
In his previous life, he would have avoided such a cold-blooded little animal at all costs.
Too much trouble.
But in this life, Nie Yao certainly couldn’t avoid him.
He could only cup his wife’s small face, making him look at him directly, and sincerely say to him, “I won’t dislike you. But in order to prevent any problems from occurring in the marriage we’re building together, Wife, can you seriously promise me not to harm innocent people who haven’t done anything bad?”
“Are you suspicious of me?”
“No, Wife.” Nie Yao had no intention of probing the past. “To be honest, I don’t know why, but I’ve always felt in my heart that you wouldn’t do anything truly wicked.”
Although based on his wife’s personality traits and behavioral patterns, it would be normal for him to simply kill everyone in a fit of pique or if they were displeasing to his eye.
Yet, Nie Yao inexplicably trusted this completely unfounded conjecture.
— My wife won’t commit evil.
“Hmph, you know what’s good for you!”
Du Suilan squirmed off him and looked up with his exquisite, fair, small face. “Go, find me a ring!”
Where was he supposed to find a ring right now?
Nie Yao complained internally.
But he honestly looked around. Finding no suitable materials, he used the jade pendant he carried with him to quickly fashion one on the spot.
He tried his best to meticulously carve and polish it.
So that no careless line would scratch his wife’s delicate skin.
Du Suilan was afraid of the cold and sat by the fire, his eyes never leaving the object that was about to become his ring.
“Good, kneel down.”
As soon as the ring was complete, his wife inexplicably punished him by making him kneel.
Nie Yao looked completely bewildered.
Why?
Was his wife dissatisfied with this overly simple ring?
If he wasn’t satisfied, he could just say so, why punish him?
Nie Yao couldn’t figure it out, but he obediently knelt down at his wife’s feet. “I’m sorry, Wife. I’ll go buy you a beautiful one right away.”
“I don’t want a beautiful one!”
Du Suilan reached out his hand.
His wife was perfect from head to toe, and naturally, his hands were as well.
Long and fair.
The rounded, pink fingernails clutching his back felt very…
Nie Yao swallowed, not understanding what his wife was trying to do.
“Hurry up!” Du Suilan urged. “Propose to me!”
!!!
That’s right! That’s right! That’s right!!!
He hadn’t proposed to his wife yet!
Understanding his wife’s true purpose, Nie Yao clumsily presented the freshly made ring. He felt a little guilty. “This ring is too simple. How about we ask a famous master to craft a new one?”
He was just an amateur.
How could a ring he made be used for a proposal?
Nie Yao felt nervous inside.
Du Suilan didn’t care. He didn’t want a ring made by some master; he only liked things that his husband personally made for him!
“Hurry, Husband!” He urged again.
“Then… alright.”
Nie Yao didn’t notice his palms were sweating. He knelt on the ground, even forgetting to switch to a single knee. He sincerely looked at his wife and said, “Lan Lan, I love you. Will you marry me?”
“I will!”
Du Suilan’s answer held no hesitation.
But he didn’t let Nie Yao immediately put the ring on him. Instead, he sat and looked into his husband’s eyes, seriously speaking something akin to a wedding vow.
“I am willing to marry you, Husband. For you, I am willing to do a few more troublesome things. Even if I truly dislike those things, for you, I am willing.”
“For you, I swear not to kill innocent people indiscriminately.”
After he finished, he shook his hand, signaling Nie Yao to put the ring on his finger.
“Wife…”
Yet again, Nie Yao realized his wife truly loved him.
Even if his wife was a pervert, making this love somewhat heavy, he couldn’t and wouldn’t resist it.
Nie Yao felt a lump in his throat.
His eyes were even red.
In this scene, if he weren’t still kneeling on the ground, the person being proposed to should be him.
“Thank you, Wife… I…” The words “I love you” were about to burst out, but Nie Yao, who had never said such a thing in both his lives, couldn’t utter them.
He opened his mouth.
This broken mouth!
“I… Wife… I… I… I…”
Unable to say it, Nie Yao could only give up. He lowered his head and solemnly pushed the ring onto his wife’s ring finger.
“Thank you for being willing to marry me, Wife.”
The mutton-fat jade, worth a fortune.
It had transformed from the size of a jade pendant to the size of a ring.
It was hard to imagine this was something the habitually frugal Minister of Revenue would do.
Nie Yao reverently pressed a kiss onto his wife’s hand. “You are the second luckiest thing I’ve encountered in this life.”
Only the second!
Du Suilan, who naturally expected to be first in everything, couldn’t accept it. He tugged at Nie Yao’s ear.
“Why am I only the second? Who is the first? Who is the first!” Could it be that under his strict surveillance, he had secretly started something with someone?
The Emperor was furious.
Nie Yao felt his ear was about to be torn off. “Hiss… it’s… my Father and A-die!”
That made sense.
Anyone who could have become his husband’s confidant had been secretly driven away by him; there shouldn’t have been any that slipped through the net.
Du Suilan apologetically touched Nie Yao’s ear.
“I’m sorry, Husband.” Seeing his husband’s ear bright red, he felt a slight, negligible twinge of guilt. “Does it hurt?”
It was alright.
It didn’t hurt much.
Nie Yao realized he was still kneeling. “I’m not hurting. But Wife, can I get up now?”
“Of course!” Du Suilan also realized this. “But Husband, didn’t you say a proposal should be on one knee?”
Not only on one knee, but a proposal also needed flowers!
Nie Yao flew up onto the palace wall and broke off several blooming plum blossoms.
They weren’t as beautiful as his wife.
But they were acceptable.
Nie Yao held the freshly picked flowers, this time assuming the standard single-knee posture. “Will you marry me, Wife?”
“Yes, yes, yes! I will! I will, I will, I will!!!”
The moment Nie Yao stood up, Du Suilan rushed over and clung to him.
“Bo bo bo (kissing sounds)~”
“Husband, I love you!”
“Me too.”
Nie Yao whispered, his whole being even redder than the plum blossoms his delighted wife was sniffing.
But because his voice was too soft, his wife, whose attention was fully on the plum blossoms, didn’t hear it.