My Husband Is Not Easy To Mess With. - Chapter 67: Two Babies
Chapter 67: Two Babies
Qi He Wen wasn’t very educated; reading and writing were done reluctantly, only under his son’s urging.
He used to dislike studying.
Now, he truly felt that moment his son spoke of: “One only regrets not learning enough when it’s time to apply it.”
His son’s husband was so beautiful, yet all he could think of were phrases like “Oh my God, he’s so beautiful!” “He’s really gorgeous!” “My son has achieved something great!” These words were completely inadequate to describe his son’s husband.
“Quick, quick, quick!”
Qi He Wen heavily patted his son’s shoulder, taking out the paper and pencil he carried with him. “Son, quickly teach A-die a few words to describe our Lan Lan’s beauty!”
He understood the concept of learning on the spot.
Nie Yao was helpless.
“A-die, please go wash up first.” His wife loved cleanliness. Nie Yao told his A-die not to get too close to him, lest he feel uncomfortable.
His wife hadn’t been feeling well recently, and he didn’t want him to vomit again.
“It’s fine, it’s fine!” Du Suilan frantically waved his hands. “I’m not afraid of dirt!”
“Nonsense!”
Qi He Wen knew exactly what condition he was in. Hugging his son was one thing, but to hug his sweet, soft, and incomparably beautiful son’s husband, he definitely needed to be spotlessly clean!
He couldn’t let his handsome son’s husband get dirty!
“I didn’t expect it, Baby Lan Lan, you’ve become an Emperor after all these years!”
He felt his son’s husband was just too, too, too amazing!
A ge’er becoming an Emperor!
That had never happened before; he was the first!
He couldn’t wait.
Qi He Wen really wanted to hug his precious son’s husband and adore him properly, so he urged his son to quickly arrange a bath for him.
He wanted to be clean and fragrant!
“Over there.” Nie Yao pointed his A-die in a direction. Knowing his A-die’s nature well, he had already prepared everything. “Is it okay to have it set up like before?”
“Yes, yes, yes!”
Qi He Wen’s habits rarely changed. Besides, he wasn’t picky; he could manage even without the things he was accustomed to using.
Qi He Wen walked halfway and then turned back. “Is there someone to scrub my back? My whole body…” He had too much grime; he couldn’t scrub it all off by himself!
Out of respect for his son’s husband, who was like an immortal, he was unusually reserved.
He hadn’t completely exposed his true nature in front of his precious son’s husband the moment they met.
“Yes, you can go in peace.”
Nie Yao took his A-die’s travel bag with a headache to hold it for him, urging him to go and clean up quickly.
He also changed his own clothes to avoid dirtying his wife when he hugged him.
“Hubby…”
Du Suilan pouted, feeling that his husband was overly protective of him.
Would his actions just now make Father Qi think he disliked him?
Du Suilan felt wronged. “I’m not that obsessed with cleanliness!”
“I know.” Nie Yao understood that his wife would endure anything for him, but while that might be fine normally, his wife’s health was fragile recently.
To avoid causing his wife any distress, it was never wrong to be cautious.
Moreover, Nie Yao knew his own A-die; he was straightforward. If he liked something, he liked it, and if he didn’t, he couldn’t hide it.
Given how excitedly his A-die was bubbling over upon seeing his wife, even if Nie Yao had actively allowed him to hug his wife, he wouldn’t have agreed.
He might even have received a scolding, accusing him of being inconsiderate or something.
“With A-die’s temperament, he wouldn’t approach you without washing up.” Nie Yao smoothed his clean clothes and comforted his wife in his arms. “Don’t overthink it, wife. A-die will spoil you even more than I do.”
“But… but wasn’t that a little impolite just now?”
“No.” Nie Yao told his wife, “If he annoys you later, just ignore him.”
“What do you take me for? I definitely won’t!”
Du Suilan pinched his husband’s side, warning him not to be impolite to his A-die later, and certainly not to drag him down with him.
“Did you hear me?”
“I heard you.”
With A-die’s arrival, Nie Yao felt his already low status in the family seemed to have dropped another notch.
He shook his head and sighed.
“Wife, if A-die makes any excessive requests of you, you must refuse them, understood?”
“That’s between A-die and me. Don’t interfere!”
Du Suilan had his own plan.
He was going to be a good son’s husband and make A-die like him!
“Baby Lan Lan?”
“Baby Lan Lan!!”
As soon as Qi He Wen was clean, he rushed over excitedly, giving his precious son’s husband a big hug.
Ah~ So fragrant!!
It was exactly as he thought; his beautiful son’s husband was both fragrant and soft.
He was incredibly adorable!
“Come quickly! Baby Lan Lan, look at the gifts I brought for you!” Qi He Wen noticed that his precious son’s husband didn’t seem to like getting close to anyone other than his son, and he felt a great sense of disappointment.
But to keep his precious son’s husband comfortable, he thoughtfully changed the hug into holding hands.
Ah~ Son’s husband’s hands are so soft too!
Like, like, like, like!!!
Qi He Wen opened his grubby travel bag. Knowing his son’s husband loved cleanliness, he tossed the dirty wrapper to Nie Yao.
And the clean, precious items were presented to his son’s husband.
“Look at this!”
The tattered bag was filled with rare treasures. “This bowl, it’s so green and vibrant, isn’t it pretty? It’s perfect for drinking tea or eating desserts! By the way, Lan Lan, do you still like eating desserts?”
“I do, A-die.”
“Ah~~~”
That single “A-die” made Qi He Wen burst with joy.
He clutched his chest and, ecstatic, showed off to his son: “Did you hear that, did you hear that? Lan Lan just called me A-die!”
It was so worth it!
Having this son’s husband in this lifetime was absolutely worth it for having a son!!
Qi He Wen gave his son a look that said, “Well done!”
“My precious baby, you are just too, too, too cute!” Qi He Wen felt his heart melting. He wished he could take out all the belongings he had managed to save over the years and give them to him.
“And this! This one, and this…” At this moment, Qi He Wen was immensely grateful that he had brought some things back home this time.
Otherwise, if he didn’t even have a gift for his son’s husband, how could he face anyone in the future!
“Do you like them, Baby Lan Lan?”
“I do, thank you, A-die.”
“Thank me for what? You’re already calling me A-die. Everything A-die has is yours from now on, don’t be shy!”
After saying this, he suggested that they use that completely jade-green bowl to have afternoon tea right now.
He also told his son to quickly go prepare it.
“A-die…” Nie Yao rubbed his forehead, headache returning, telling his A-die not to lead his wife astray. “We just finished lunch. This is not the time to eat again.”
“What do you mean, ‘time’?” Du Suilan’s hand was held. He and A-die were sitting together, naturally forming a united front.
Du Suilan stomped on his husband’s foot.
He righteously declared, “A-die has finally returned to the capital after so long! What’s wrong with having a bowl of dessert after all these years? Even if A-die wanted a whole table of desserts, that would still be perfectly acceptable!”
A whole table?
Nie Yao was almost exasperated into laughter by these two troublemakers.
He didn’t speak, a faint smile hanging on his lips, just watching the two of them.
Du Suilan caved.
He felt a little scared.
He put his hope in A-die, expecting him to use his seniority and authority to make his husband comply. After all, a son should listen to his A-die, right?
Du Suilan was full of hope and turned to look.
???
—A-die was actually hiding even faster than he was?!