My Roommate Is a Dirty Talker (GL) - Chapter 2

Shen Weixiao was perfectly content with her current lifestyle. To put it bluntly, as her sisterinlaw would say, she was a complete failure. She closed the chat window where she had been goofing off, completely ignoring her sisterinlaw’s earnest lectures.

Shen Weixiao knew very well that while she might be somewhat timid, she absolutely needed to maintain her own autonomy. No matter how wellintentioned her family’s arrangements might be, they never felt truly secure. She preferred the peace of mind that came from relying on her own efforts.

After a day of friendly interactions, Shen Weixiao had already been labeled the Dumb and Cute Little Red Riding Hood by her colleagues. As they were leaving work, Ling Jiaru, the Loli Sister sitting across from her, pinched her cheek and asked, Weixiao, want to walk home together? Be careful, there might be a big bad wolf on the way!

Amidst a chorus of laughter, Shen Weixiao quickly shut down her computer and hurried after them. Through Ling Jiaru’s explanation, she learned that the subway station near their workplace offered a shorter route home. After parting ways with Ling Jiaru at the subway exit, Shen Weixiao remembered she still needed to buy a drinking cup. Spotting a supermarket on the next street, she immediately turned and dashed over.

Shen Weixiao had a nagging feeling she’d forgotten something. The moment she saw Shi Xuan, everything came rushing back to her. Yet, watching Shi Xuan meticulously selecting vegetables, Shen Weixiao suddenly had a vision of the mythical Snail Maiden.

I never imagined the goddess could cook! So domestic.

Shi Xuan’s white down jacket was slightly unbuttoned at the collar, revealing the crisp white collar of her shirt. Her long hair was loosely tied back, cascading over her shoulders. She held two bags of green vegetables in one hand while still picking out mushrooms with the other. Her tall boots accentuated her slender, long legs, making her appear both relaxed and elegant even in the crowded aisle.

Perhaps Shen Weixiao had been staring too long. Shi Xuan sensed something and abruptly looked up, startling Shen Weixiao into ducking around the corner by the elevator. As she patted her racing heart, she felt a blush creep up her cheeks.

Ugh, what kind of ridiculous crush was I just indulging in?

Shen Weixiao let out a silent breath and unconsciously took a longer route to the third floor, using a different elevator. The shelves were filled with cups of all shapes and sizes, making her head spin. Just as she picked out a small pink mug, a clear, melodious laugh rang out beside her.

You’re buying such a small one, Shi Xuan said with a soft laugh, picking up a large, unassuming mug and handing it to Shen Weixiao. It’ll only hold a couple of sips. Why not get a bigger one? It’s more practical and looks better too! This one feels comfortable in your hand and has a generous size. Try it out. She grabbed one for herself as well.

Shen Weixiao tested the mug and found it indeed felt light and comfortable. She realized Shi Xuan was right her colleagues’ mugs were all quite large. Looking back at the one she had originally chosen, it did seem a bit too small and cute.

So, deep down, I really am a bit of a pushover…

Shen Weixiao chuckled dryly as they headed downstairs to pay. Do you even have time to cook after work? she asked curiously. Aren’t you exhausted?

Shi Xuan replied thoughtfully, I took a day off today, so I’m treating myself by cooking something nice. Hmm… would you like to try my cooking?

Yes, yes! Shen Weixiao loved mushrooms, and she had noticed the bag of groceries Shi Xuan had brought up earlier—all her favorite foods.

However, Shen Weixiao clearly remembered that her wife disliked mushrooms. Once, they had each made a list of their favorite foods, and she had emphatically marked mushrooms, eggplant, and other soft vegetables with a red pen, categorically rejecting them.

Seeing Shen Weixiao lost in thought, Shi Xuan quickly tugged her arm. The light’s red! Where are you running off to?

Shen Weixiao looked up at the red light, then at Shi Xuan, and sheepishly scratched the back of her head. Realizing she should help carry the groceries, she took the bags from Shi Xuan’s hands.

As they walked, they chatted casually, quickly learning the basics about each other. Suddenly, a timeless topic among women popped into Shen Weixiao’s head, and she blurted out without thinking, If I were your boyfriend, I’d never let you work so hard all alone.

Shi Xuan smiled faintly. I don’t have a boyfriend.

Shen Weixiao blinked awkwardly, inwardly astonished. Shi Xuan was the epitome of a bai fu mei—wealthy, beautiful, and accomplished. She was hardworking and genuinely kind. How could she not have a boyfriend? Hmm, she must have impossibly high standards, rejecting everyone.

But I do have someone I like, Shi Xuan said, a rare shy expression flitting across her face. I wonder if she likes me back. Shen Weixiao’s eyes widened, completely captivated by this unexpected vulnerability.

Wow! Who’s the lucky girl? I’m so jealous! Shen Weixiao’s eyes curved into crescent moons as she imagined a blissful, romantic scene. The sheer sweetness of the mental image nearly made her nose bleed.

Unfortunately, Shi Xuan ended the conversation with a gentle smile.

The young couple at home had already messaged the group chat to say they wouldn’t be back. Shi Xuan pulled Shen Weixiao into the kitchen to cook together.

Poor Shen Weixiao, who had never lifted a finger in the kitchen beyond making porridge, found herself washing vegetables, prepping ingredients, and assisting Shi Xuan under her patient guidance. Yet Shen Weixiao didn’t feel resentful. Shi Xuan came from a much wealthier background, yet she showed no trace of being spoiled or entitled.

This realization made Shen Weixiao feel a pang of inadequacy. Suddenly remembering her neglected girlfriend, she pulled out her phone and sent a random message Feeling inexplicably insecure… Need a hug.

Wife Head pats. Who made my hubby feel insecure? I’ll bite them!

Me I need to work harder, learn more, and become stronger. I’ll make sure you’re wellfed and pampered, nice and plump.

iWife Hubby You’re amazing forceful kissi

After closing QQ, Shen Weixiao still felt a pang of disappointment. Shi Xuan worked in postproduction, a field far more technically demanding than Shen Weixiao’s amateurish efforts. Compared to Shi Xuan’s beauty and talent, Shen Weixiao couldn’t help but feel inferior.

Just then, Shi Xuan called her for dinner. Shen Weixiao composed herself and opened the door, immediately greeted by an intense, authentic aroma of homecooked food—the kind that instantly whets the appetite. All her worries seemed to vanish like sleepiness under the spell of the Sandman.

Wow, this smells amazing! I wish I could eat this every day, hehe, Shen Weixiao said greedily, licking her lips. The lingering aftertaste was even more delicious than the food from small restaurants. Shi Xuan’s goddess points had soared from a modest 99 to avoid arrogance to the brink of perfection.

Shi Xuan set down her chopsticks and fetched a thermos of hot water from the kitchen. My mom’s been abroad since I was little, so I learned to cook early on. If you like it, I’ll make it for you whenever I have time.

For some reason, Shen Weixiao thought she saw a hint of sadness in Shi Xuan’s eyes. Her hand froze midmotion, unsure how to respond. But Shi Xuan smiled calmly. Eating too much at night can be hard to digest. I’m going for a walk later. Want to join me?

Shen Weixiao hesitated. She hadn’t written anything today and worried she wouldn’t have time to update her story. But the thought of her eager readers, her little angels clamoring for more, filled her with renewed energy.

However, Shi Xuan didn’t seem to be in a good mood.

Shen Weixiao nodded anyway, quickly taking a few bites of her meal. Shi Xuan remained distant, but Shen Weixiao’s woman’s intuition told her something was troubling her.

Could it be…? Shen Weixiao recalled Shi Xuan mentioning her crush on the way home. Did that person upset the goddess? Shi Xuan noticed Shen Weixiao’s slight frown and sighed inwardly, reaching for a cup to pour her half a glass of warm water.

Drinking more water is good for your health.

Ah? Shen Weixiao snapped out of her thoughts and quickly accepted the cup, a genuine smile playing on her lips. She realized Shi Xuan was more complex than she’d initially thought. In just half a day, she’d noticed Shi Xuan’s life seemed governed by strict routines and selfimposed rules. A pang of sympathy struck her. To put it clichély this was a woman with a story.