My Roommate Is a Dirty Talker (GL) - Chapter 46

Could this be… Shen Weixiao chewed on her finger, …the legendary effect of a day apart feels like three autumns?

Sis, now that you’re back, why don’t you cook me a meal? Shen Weixiao clung to Shi Xuan with a playful grin, her eyes darting incessantly toward her. I saw you bought all the ingredients already! Hurry, hurry, the goddess’s kitchen is calling you!

Shi Xuan wrinkled her nose at Shen Weixiao in exasperation, turning away while muttering, Xiao, you must be a Pisces.

What’s wrong with Pisces? Shen Weixiao asked, genuinely curious despite not being one herself.

Shi Xuan stopped, turning back with a mischievous smile. Pisces women and Libra men are mortal enemies.

That’s not true! Shen Weixiao’s eyes crinkled into crescent moons as she grinned. Hearing rustling sounds from the kitchen, she couldn’t resist sneaking over to the computer and reopening her document to continue writing. The Eternal Pit King, Shen Weixiao, accidentally clicked New Project with a twitch of her hand. My Roommate is a Pervert Teacher. She quickly filled out the synopsis and other details, then posted the blurb online.

News Alert

Reporter xxx, October 7, 2015, B City

Green Station author Spring Sleep Unaware of Dawn, hailing from the Third Dimension, and Second Dimension CP Lao Xue staged a long-planned encounter in a residential neighborhood of B City.

Spring Sleep Unaware of Dawn was a senior at G University. During an internship in B City, she stumbled upon Lao Xue, a CP character from the Second Dimension. Through a series of events that both directly and indirectly bent her, she finally realized the shocking truth her beloved roommate was actually a major CP character. In the end, Lao Xue’s scheme succeeded, and Spring Sleep Unaware of Dawn, the eternal uke, expressed her regret at failing to secure the dominant position.

Entertainment News

Entertainment Universe Daily Internet sensation Lao Xue was spotted on the evening of December 2nd secretly meeting a mysterious woman in a residential area on Loxin Road. He didn’t leave until the following morning for work. According to our investigation, Lao Xue has been living with this woman for over a month, their intimate behavior leaving little to the imagination. Lao Xue himself has yet to comment on the matter. However, sources reveal that the woman is a senior at G University who gained fame as a contracted author on a popular website during her student days. Both are renowned beauties. For more details, stay tuned to Entertainment Universe Daily.

Shen Weixiao! Shi Xuan roared, startling Shen Weixiao into a nervous smile. Ah, my hand is really fine! I just had a sudden inspiration. Can you let me finish this chapter, please? Pretty please, sis?

Shi Xuan glared fiercely at Shen Weixiao, leaned closer, and spotted a draft titled My Roommate is a Pervert Teacher. You’re starting another story? You haven’t even finished the last one! You only have 50,000 words saved—you’re such a slacker! I’m going to curse you on behalf of your readers!

Hmph! I haven’t forgotten how you tricked me last time! Don’t think I’ll be grateful just because you helped clear up those rumors! Shen Weixiao stood up, arms crossed. I’m definitely writing you into my story—and I’m going to make it a thousand times, no, a million times more… dirty!

Shi Xuan felt Shen Weixiao’s furious energy, spittle flying toward her face. She paused, feigning composure, and glanced at the title. So, the title is ‘My Roommate is a Pervert Teacher’? You mean you’re writing me into your story?

Not exactly. I originally wanted to call it ‘On the Possibility of Being Turned Gay by a CP,’ but it was too long, so I went with something simpler. Shen Weixiao smirked, biting her lip mischievously. As for the main characters… why not use you and me? Me as the dominant one, you as the submissive—the contrast would be so cute! Wow, I’m such a genius.

So, you’re planning to write this story for the rest of your life? Shi Xuan asked stiffly, waiting for a response.

Shen Weixiao pondered seriously, stroking her chin in contemplation. I suppose writing for a lifetime wouldn’t be so bad after all.

Shi Xuan glanced back with a smile, suddenly understanding. She chuckled. Alright, you writing fiend, she said, playfully poking Shen Weixiao’s forehead. Write for a little longer, but don’t publish anything yet. Take your time. And remember, you already have three unfinished drafts. If you start another one, I swear I’ll kill you.

Shen Weixiao nodded earnestly, utterly charmed by her own creative ideas. After writing for a short while, she called out to Shi Xuan, Sister, when my Little Angels reach four digits, I’ll take you to Phoenix Ancient City!

Shi Xuan replied from behind the kitchen door, Why wait for the Little Angels? Aren’t I your Little Angel? The kind who can take on a hundred enemies single-handedly! So, you better start treating me like a living Buddha and worship me properly, or I’ll have your readers declare you the ‘King of All Bottoms’!

Shen Weixiao pulled an innocent face and stuck out her tongue. The aroma of cooked rice made her stomach rumble again. Just then, a blue penguin icon popped up with a small avatar. Hovering the mouse over it revealed the name Hua Kai Tumi. She clicked to view the details and saw it was a shared link to a cute pet-raising game.

Since Shi Xuan had added her last time, they hadn’t spoken. Shen Weixiao glanced at the pet game—it was undeniably adorable—and replied, Okay. She opened the app store and downloaded it, quickly becoming completely absorbed in petting the virtual dogs. When Shi Xuan called her for dinner, she stalled for ages, muttering, Mm-hmm, okay, coming right away, while her legs remained firmly planted.

Hua Kai Tumi Author, you absolutely have to play this! It’s an amazing game, perfect for unwinding and opening the door to a whole new world.

Shen Weixiao Okay, okay, thank you, Little Angel! muah

Hua Kai Tumi flying kiss

Impatient, Shi Xuan entered the room and tugged Shen Weixiao away from her screen. Seeing how engrossed she was, Shi Xuan leaned in to watch. It was a new English-language game in beta testing, a slow-paced simulation and management game with an art style rated 80 out of 100.

Sis, Shen Weixiao suddenly looked up, her eyes shining with longing. Let’s get a poodle after the New Year, okay?

Shi Xuan frowned. You have me already. Why would you need a dog? Are you planning to neglect it?

Shen Weixiao was momentarily speechless, blinking thoughtfully. Shi Xuan’s logic seemed sound, so she nodded. Alright, no dog then.