My Roommate Is a Dirty Talker (GL) - Chapter 47

Three minutes later, the dog-owning debate was smoothly resolved through negotiation.

To be honest, Shi Xuan didn’t dislike dogs, but she couldn’t imagine living in a house filled with dog hair. Even the thought of going to work or shopping covered in fur made her uncomfortable. However, after hearing Shen Weixiao repeatedly express her desire to have a pet, Shi Xuan’s heart softened. How about we get you a succulent instead? They grow quickly, are easy to care for, and look beautiful.

Shen Weixiao pondered this. Talking to a plant every day seemed a bit strange and, frankly, rather boring. She tilted her head, puzzled. But I only know about Huangli succulents. What if I kill it?

It’ll be fine, it’ll be fine, Shi Xuan said quickly, her tone leaving no room for argument. Hurry up and eat. We’ll go out and buy one right after.

Knowing she couldn’t win against Shi Xuan’s determination, Shen Weixiao nodded weakly. As she stepped out of the room, she saw a table set with three small dishes and a bowl of rice. Her appetite immediately surged. For days, she’d been living on takeout and instant noodles, and by now, she couldn’t stomach another bite of either.

Thank goodness her virtuous daughter-in-law had arrived.

This spicy eggplant is delicious, and the mushroom and bok choy looks so appetizing… Shen Weixiao quickly sat down, picked up her chopsticks, and brought a small bite to her mouth. Noticing Shi Xuan’s stillness, she glanced at the dishes and realized, Ah, Older Sister, you didn’t make anything you like? Aren’t you going to eat?

Shi Xuan shook her head. I don’t eat in the afternoon. I’m dieting.

Skinny people are always dieting, Shen Weixiao thought skeptically, casting a doubtful glance. You’re really not going to eat?

No, I’ll just watch you eat.

Shen Weixiao lowered her head, chewing slowly and deliberately. She could feel Shi Xuan’s gaze fixed firmly on her face, and suddenly she began shoveling food into her mouth.

Slow down! Why are you eating so fast? Shi Xuan was enjoying watching her eat and didn’t want her to finish so quickly.

Shen Weixiao’s small mouth was glistening with oil, her cheeks puffed out and moving rhythmically. She stole glances at Shi Xuan with each bite, quickly finishing the three small dishes with rice. Remember to do the dishes! Whoever eats does the dishes. I’m not in charge of logistics.

Shi Xuan left the dining table with a look of disdain, leaving Shen Weixiao alone, staring blankly at her bowl. At that moment, Shen Weixiao suddenly realized how difficult it was to deal with a wealthy girl. Well, a goddess is a goddess precisely because she’s never had to lift a finger, she thought, completely forgetting that the goddess had cooked for her earlier. Does this mean I’ll have to do all the dishes from now on?

Fine, I’ll go wash the dishes, Shen Weixiao said, standing up and involuntarily belching. She trudged toward the kitchen, resigned but still grumbling under her breath, But if it’s always like this, it’ll feel so distant. Maybe…? She raised an eyebrow, clinging to a sliver of hope. How about we take turns, one day each?

Are you sure you want me to wash your dishes? Shi Xuan’s elegant eyebrows arched as she leisurely extended her slender fingers, twirling them in the air. Suddenly, she adopted an innocent expression, completely disorienting Shen Weixiao.

Then… then I’ll only ask you this once! We’ve been together so long, and I’ve never forced you to do chores, right? Before, I always washed the dishes after you cooked! Shen Weixiao looked genuinely aggrieved. Besides, my finger’s injured, and I don’t want to touch cold water Hmm… Please, Older Sister, just this once?

This wasn’t just about washing dishes Shen Weixiao was secretly gathering her strength, sensing this might be the perfect opportunity to turn defense into offense.

But as fate would have it, karma struck back. The moment Shen Weixiao began batting her eyelashes at Shi Xuan, Shi Xuan effortlessly raised an eyebrow, a hint of cunning in her expression. Alright, you win.

Just as Shen Weixiao gleefully shoved the plates into Shi Xuan’s hands and collapsed onto the sofa, whooping in triumph, Shi Xuan turned her back, a faint smile playing on her lips. Xiao, she said suddenly, what did you say earlier? I seem to recall you saying you’d only ask me this once—just this once, right?

The gloating Shen Weixiao, grinning like a kitten, was so immersed in her excitement that she barely registered Shi Xuan’s words, completely oblivious to the trap being set. Hugging a cushion, she nodded cheerfully, Yeah, yeah

So… Shi Xuan’s eyes flashed with sudden sharpness, you said it yourself—you’ll only ever let me wash dishes once in your life. You can’t take it back now. With that, she turned and strode into the kitchen, ignoring Shen Weixiao’s wails of protest.

Poor Shen Weixiao drooped her ears, looking utterly defeated, like a victim of abuse.

Oh my god, how could my older sister be so cunning? Did I just become her dishwashing slave in a single second?!

Ha? No way!

Um… that…

Shen Weixiao froze, struggling to regain control of the situation. Just as she managed to stammer out a few words, the kitchen door swung open. Shi Xuan emerged, having finished washing the dishes and removed her gloves. She walked over to Shen Weixiao, leaned down, and gazed at her with tender affection, her hand resting naturally against her temple. Xiao, I think I have a bit of a headache. I’m going to take a ten-minute nap, then we can go out and buy succulents. Don’t disturb me, okay? With a gentle pat on Shen Weixiao’s head, she turned and walked into the bedroom.

Mu Xinran returned home to rest briefly before meeting Deng Ya for an outing. Shen Weixiao watched Mu Xinran leave, then followed her into the house. Shi Xuan appeared to be sleeping soundly, her nostrils flaring softly and slender fingers resting against her cheek, looking utterly exhausted.

Without a word, Shen Weixiao quietly crouched by the bed, gazing at Shi Xuan as if trying to imprint every detail into her heart, unwilling to miss a single nuance. A soft, unconscious smile crept across her lips, sweet and unaware.

Having been watching for so long, Shen Weixiao’s legs began to ache. She shifted slightly, and when she turned her head, she found Shi Xuan’s eyes, deep as a still pond, fixed intently on her. The gaze burned with a cold intensity. Shen Weixiao recoiled abruptly, landing with a thump on the floor. Ouch! she cried out. Shi Xuan chuckled. You little fool! I told you not to disturb me, yet you deliberately hovered in front of me.

Shi Xuan took Shen Weixiao’s hand, her earlier annoyance softening into a hint of wistfulness. Her fingers drifted to Shen Weixiao’s shoulder, and Shen Weixiao felt a sudden pressure, her entire body tilting toward the headboard. Xiao, I’ve missed you so much, Shi Xuan murmured.

Shen Weixiao nestled into Shi Xuan’s embrace, lowering her head shyly. Though she didn’t look up, her smile bloomed like a flower.

So, are you going to make it up to me? Shi Xuan leaned closer, gently lifting Shen Weixiao’s delicate chin. After savoring the warmth in the younger woman’s eyes, she suddenly released her hand. Xiao, I just want to hold you.

Shen Weixiao felt a pang of disappointment as Shi Xuan withdrew her hand, murmuring uncertainly, Just hold me?

Oh? You want more? Shi Xuan’s gaze turned mischievous, a low laugh escaping her lips. With a swift tug, she pulled Shen Weixiao, who had been leaning against the edge of the bed, up onto the mattress.

The two lay nestled together under the covers, their bodies radiating heat even through their clothes. Shen Weixiao’s heart fluttered with a mix of anticipation and nervousness. Yet Shi Xuan simply held her close, her chin resting in the hollow of Shen Weixiao’s neck, her soft, even breaths audible in the quiet room.

Older Sister, Shen Weixiao murmured, shifting to turn and face Shi Xuan. But Shi Xuan resisted, her arms tightening around Shen Weixiao’s chest. In a slightly husky voice, she whispered, Just let me hold you. Don’t move.

Mm, Shen Weixiao blushed, her cheeks burning like a furnace, but she obediently nestled back into Shi Xuan’s embrace. They lay in silence, nothing more happening.

It wasn’t until nearly seven o’clock that Shi Xuan finally roused the still-sleepy Shen Weixiao. The little tomato was still half-asleep, only registering a gentle, teasing complaint When are you going to lose some of this flab? You’re getting too chubby.

Taking advantage of her drowsiness, Shen Weixiao lazily clung to Shi Xuan, stubbornly insisting that Shi Xuan personally help her change clothes. By the time they left to buy succulents, it was already 715 AM.

Maybe we should just get a cactus, Shen Weixiao mused aloud as they walked. I heard they protect against radiation. Or maybe a prickly pear? Hmm, those might be too big. What about aloe vera? Even if we can’t keep it alive, we can still use it for skincare.

Shi Xuan, annoyed by Shen Weixiao’s endless chatter behind her, turned around impatiently. Shen Weixiao immediately fell silent. Alright, then let’s get succulents. But which kind?

With your track record, I wouldn’t dare buy you anything expensive, Shi Xuan said irritably. Just a common Jade Butterfly. You can nurture it yourself. Who knows, maybe it’ll grow into a tree by next year!

Oblivious to Shi Xuan’s sarcasm, Shen Weixiao followed like a puppy, cautiously agreeing, Succulents can grow into trees?

Shi Xuan, her face lined with exasperation, ignored her and continued walking. She remembered a newly opened succulent shop on the southeast street of the neighborhood.

By around seven in the evening, the sky was pitch-black, but B City looked even more beautiful at night, its lights dazzling. With the New Year approaching, the streets were bustling with people, even more lively than usual. Shen Weixiao tugged at Shi Xuan’s sleeve as she was about to enter the shop, her voice suddenly pleading, Older Sister, it’s so late already. Why don’t you just stay over? At that moment, Shen Weixiao’s eyes seemed to hold stars, sparkling with an irresistible charm.

Shi Xuan didn’t want to go home either. Her Majesty the Mother had been furious when she’d moved out without permission, and with the New Year approaching, she couldn’t reasonably avoid her family. She could only soothe Shen Weixiao with, It’s just a few days, baby. We have plenty of time together later. Be good.