Pair A? No Thanks! [Transmigration] - Chapter 1
Shi Ning transmigrated.
She stood in the hotel room, repeatedly opening the bathroom door to check the situation and examining the view outside the window, with an earnest and serious demeanor that almost matched a crime scene investigation. After several rounds of this, Lawyer Shi confirmed that she had transmigrated.
And it happened just as a casual hookup was about to begin. She had entered the bathroom to wash up, her fingers scrubbed clean, everything ready, just waiting for the final step. Then, she opened the door and transmigrated.
Shi Ning looked at herself in the mirror, wrapped in a white bathrobe with black lace peeking out from underneath, confirming that her body was indeed still hers. The tiny black mole on her collarbone was still there, and even the suspender stockings she wore were put on specifically to suit her date’s personal fetish.
It was definitely her.
The bathroom was even the same bathroom from her previous world, because the finger cots Shi Ning had prepared were brazenly placed on the vanity, their paper box packaging intact and unopened. She had even brought perfume, a woody scent reminiscent of rain, with a hint of damp, effortless atmosphere.
The Bluetooth speaker in the hotel bathroom was still playing music.
Everything indicated Shi Ning’s good mood that day.
The main course for today’s encounter was quite to her liking. She enjoyed cute women, loved seeing their uncontrollable cooing when aroused, adored hearing them sweetly call her “sister” and beg her to stop, yet still manage to take her deeper.
Just thinking about these things made Shi Ning feel somewhat impatient. And that impatience turned into anger the moment she realized her current predicament.
What did she do wrong to deserve this transmigration?!
Didn’t they know that even if a woman doesn’t have a few “g-spots,” she can still die from depression due to frustration?!
The worst part was, she didn’t know what was wrong with her body. There was a burning desire from within her bl00d, scorching her soul. Her throat was dry, like someone on fire, desperately needing a drink of dew. The back of her neck was intensely hot, and it felt as if worms were gnawing at her stomach, causing her pain yet making her yearn for something. It was driving her insane. She suspected she was drugged by aphrodisiacs.
Every part of her body was controlled by an ineffable itch. She was like a bottomless pit, her entire soul consumed by emptiness.
Completely unaware of the current world’s situation, Shi Ning dared not act rashly. She desperately maintained her rationality, picked up the priced mineral water bottle in the hotel room, twisted open the cap, and poured it down her throat. The cool water slightly eased Shi Ning’s burden.
She had to calm down.
This was not the time for a hand job!
Heaven seemed to hear Shi Ning’s inner thoughts, suddenly pouring something into her head as if it were boiling water. She clutched her head in pain, feeling as if this “boiling water irrigation” was comparable to Lin Zexu’s opium destruction at Humen.
“Good, it’s scalding,” Shi Ning thought, gritting her teeth, “scalding me into calm.”
A moment later, she sat on the bed, finally understanding the situation.
She had transmigrated into a Yuri ABO novel written with her as the prototype. The book was titled “Doting Crybaby Omega.” The author’s identity was unknown, but they clearly had a screw loose, inexplicably deciding to write her into the book.
In the book, she was once incredibly promiscuous but became addicted to the female lead, Su Wanxing, after one night of passion, subsequently abandoning all other affections and becoming Su Wanxing’s devoted Alpha “dog” (simp) of a CEO older sister.
Su Wanxing herself was a young girl still in school. She embodied all the essences of a romance novel heroine: innocent, charming, and cute. She also possessed all the essential passive skills of a PWP (porn with plot) novel heroine, such as “my Omega pheromone is the strongest in the world,” “walking aphrodisiac,” and “one night to remember for life.”
Shi Ning was one of the female Alphas subjugated by her.
After falling in love with her, she would almost grant Su Wanxing’s every wish.
However, Su Wanxing was bothered by Shi Ning’s past romantic escapades, using them to torment her and as a reason to constantly be with other female Alphas.
What a damn prodigal son returns story.
Shi Ning scoffed.
Such a thing would absolutely never happen to her.
Lawyer Shi had three unbreakable principles.
She doesn’t touch straight women. She doesn’t touch tops (1). She doesn’t touch people she likes.
Lovers are for loving, and partners are for satisfying physiological needs. For Shi Ning, who came from a world where same-s3x marriage wasn’t legal, marriage was even less of a consideration. That was originally an economic partnership for sharing responsibilities; there was no need to drag someone else to hell when you were going there yourself.
She disliked and was unaccustomed to dealing with emotional needs when addressing physiological ones. Whether her own or others’.
Though to this day, Lawyer Shi didn’t even have anyone she liked.
She didn’t even like herself.
After processing the plot, Shi Ning realized that the point at which she transmigrated was likely the point where she was supposed to meet the female lead, Su Wanxing.
Just as she was thinking this, a “ding” sounded at the room door.
The hotel room door opened, and a woman pushed it open and entered.
Shi Ning sat on the bed, looking up at her.
The woman was a bit tall, reaching about her shoulder. Her long hair was soft and straight, falling like a black waterfall when loose. She was very beautiful, with a cold and stunning beauty, but radiated an “approach at your own risk” aura, icy cold, like an over-performing air conditioner. In her gaze towards Shi Ning, there was a hint of arrogance. Noticing Shi Ning’s attire, she frowned.
“Is that you?” the woman asked.
Shi Ning disliked these kinds of people the most.
They spoke as if squeezing toothpaste, two words at a time, as if saying two more words would cost money.
She stood up from the bed and asked lazily, “Miss Su?”
Su Tianxue nodded.
Shi Ning thought to herself, “This is clearly a novel scam! What happened to the delicate and soft Omega?! This is clearly an ice-cold mature woman! Her height must be almost on par with mine.”
“You need a service, right?” Su Tianxue asked stiffly.
Shi Ning had seen direct people, but never this direct. She nodded, and the woman began to tie up her hair. As her long hair was pulled up, Shi Ning seemed to smell a faint scent of snow on her.
“Nice perfume,” she thought.
She watched the woman’s movements with interest until the woman walked over unceremoniously, grabbed her, and pushed her onto the bed. It was as if she were performing some rigid task, her eyes cold, as she kissed Shi Ning’s lips. Her hands were already unbuttoning Shi Ning’s clothes, and as she did, she asked, “Sorry, I haven’t been with a woman before. Not much experience.”
Because of that scent of snow, the desire that had just been suppressed by the “boiling water” rushed back into Shi Ning.
Yet, the person acting on her remained aloof, seemingly completely free of the same struggles as her.
Shi Ning felt a little annoyed.
Immediately after, she heard the other person say, “Can you teach me how to top you?”
“My IQ is above the normal baseline, and my learning ability is very strong. I won’t make you uncomfortable.” The woman spoke very sincerely, not like she was teasing.
…Is this person a robot? What normal person says something like that at this moment?
Shi Ning sneered, flipped over, and pinned the other person down.
She leaned into the other’s ear and said, “Alright.”
She wondered if it was her imagination, but she saw a flash of surprise in the woman’s eyes. And this perfectly suited Shi Ning’s intentions. She just wanted to see this ice block’s expression change, instead of always being so tense.
“I believe in practical teaching. I’ll do it properly, and you learn properly.”
“Once you’ve learned, top yourself for me to see.”