Pregnant with the Immortal Venerable’s Child After Divorce

Synopsis

Title: Pregnant with the Immortal Venerable’s Child After Separation (和離後懷了仙尊的崽)

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On their wedding anniversary, Yan Zhu dramatically slapped a separation agreement (divorce papers) onto Wen Su Chen’s desk: “Sign it!”

Wen Su Chen was working, his expression as cool and indifferent as ever. He signed the agreement: “There, now go play.”

The next day, Yan Zhu packed up half the family fortune and ran.

Yan Zhu’s friends were baffled: “What’s wrong with the Snowfall Immortal Venerable? Can you really find someone better after leaving him?”

Yan Zhu complained: “He only knows two positions in bed. If I didn’t divorce him, I’d be bored to death! I need to find young, fun partners! A hundred of them!”

Friends: ? No need to be that specific.

Freed from the shackles of marriage, Yan Zhu began to live wildly.

One day, he was touring arm-in-arm with the new Sect Leader from the neighboring continent. The next, he was drinking through the night with the visiting Demon Lord. The day after… a new partner every day. Life was blissful until Wen Su Chen, who had rushed over upon hearing the news, dragged him back.

Yan Zhu protested: “We’re divorced! You can’t control me!”

Wen Su Chen placed the separation agreement in Yan Zhu’s hand and said gently: “Good boy, you can’t drink when you’re pregnant. You can go out and play after the baby is born.”

Yan Zhu looked at the giant tortoise drawn on the separation agreement, covered his bulging belly, and cried, “Waaah!”

Wen Su Chen, the head of the Immortal Gate, has cultivated for a thousand years. His cultivation is the highest in the world, but he is as cold and aloof as mountain snow. Countless people admire him, yet he remains untainted. Even his Dao-companion (spouse) was arranged through an obligatory, pre-determined marriage centuries ago by his sect.

Meanwhile, his Dao-companion, Yan Zhu, has low cultivation, is extravagant and dissolute, and has nothing to show for himself besides his beautiful face. He is the Immortal Gate’s famous beautiful idiot.

Everyone knew they had no real affection, maintaining the hollow relationship only to fulfill their master’s decree.

Until one day, the Snowfall Immortal Venerable appeared in public with scratch marks all over his neck.

Everyone was shocked that someone could injure him, but he merely smiled: “My wife is pregnant, so he has a bit of a temper.”

Everyone: ?

Wen Su Chen added: “His fingers are very pretty, so the scratches he leaves are also very cute, don’t you think?”

Everyone: ? Go away with your dog food! (Slang for showing excessive public affection)