Problematic Sister Fell In Love With Me - Chapter 1

Buzz…Buzz…

The vibration of the phone jolted me awake from my dreams. The sunlight coming in through the gaps of the curtains made it difficult for me to open my already heavy eyelids. I tilted my head reflexively and felt a sharp pain in my head.

Ah, the aftereffects of being drunk…

I couldn’t help but curse that stinking Liusu in my heart. She knew that I couldn’t drink much, but still dragged me to the bar to kill time until midnight. She made a terrible start for my rare two-day vacation.

“Hello…”

“Xiaonan, are you still sleeping?” A cold voice came from the other end of the phone, quite dissatisfied.

“Dad?” My spine suddenly straightened, and I quickly swallowed the sleepiness in my mouth, “How can it be, I got up early.”

“Really?” The old man definitely didn’t believe it, but he didn’t ask further, and said lightly: “Did you forget about coming home for dinner today?”

“No, didn’t you say you had something to discuss with me?” I have an inexplicable awe of the old man, even after I moved out after getting a job, this feeling has not faded at all.

“Well,” the old man was silent for a while, and his tone softened a little, “Your mother and your sister miss you too, come over early.”

Old-fashioned people are not good at creating emotional atmosphere, and my father is a typical example. It seems that there is no topic, so he hung up the phone directly.

Looking at the time, it’s already ten o’clock. I couldn’t help but sigh, and climbed out of the quilt reluctantly.

To be honest, I don’t want to go home.

My mother passed away due to illness when I was just learning to speak. The only memories left to me are a few photos and the vague and loving smiles I met in countless dreams.

The old man was both a father and a mother, and he raised me up alone with great difficulty.

It is said that children without mothers grow up early. When I was twelve years old, I had no hair in my groin, but I acted like a little adult. I said to the old man in a daze something that I regret to this day: Dad, if you feel lonely, find me another mother.

I remember that the old man patted my head seriously and said that he was not lonely. But within two months, he pointed at the beautiful woman he brought home and said to me, “Call her mom.” Then he pointed at the little girl who was hugging the woman’s thigh and sniffing hard and said, “This is your sister.”

Damn, buy big one and get a small one free!

To this day, my evaluation of our old man is: a shrewd radish with a spicy heart!

The more honest and sincere a person seems to be, the more you should not underestimate them.

. . .

When I arrived downstairs at my parents’ house, it was already eleven o’clock.

“Ding Dong–” I straightened my collar and rang the doorbell.

No one spoke inside, only a light and hurried sound of footsteps came, and my heart tightened involuntarily.

Oh, I’m so unlucky.

The door opened, revealing an expressionless but incredibly beautiful face that I expected, a pair of big black and white eyes looked at me like a dead fish, and pursed her lips, as if I exuded a rotten smell that made her cover her nose and run away.

Stinky girl, did I provoke you?

Even if I was unhappy, I couldn’t show it, and I had to force a smile, “Yuanyuan, I haven’t seen you for a few days, you look more beautiful again.”

The one who opened the door was my sixteen-year-old sister, Chu Yuan.

I am not bragging, just from the appearance, my sister is definitely the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. Even the narcissistic and arrogant thick-skinned girl Cheng Liusu would feel inferior to her.

Look at her, bright eyes and white teeth, willow eyebrows and beautiful nose, skin as white as water. Her long black hair is loosely tied up and clipped with a cute cartoon hairpin. Even without makeup, the rate of turning heads when she walks on the street can exceed 300%.

I even think that if she can smile, then with a pair of wings on her back, she would be just an angel.

It’s a pity that the rosy skeleton is just good-looking.

In my eyes, even if she is an angel descending to the earth, her face will land on the ground first.

The dead girl ignored me as usual, turned around and walked back to the room, leaving me standing outside the door staring at her slender and tall back.

Although I have long been immune to such embarrassment, I still feel sad.

Alas, this is why I don’t want to go home.

“Yuanyuan, is it your brother?” The stepmother’s voice came from the kitchen. It was so sweet that it was hard to tell her age.

“Yes.” Chu Yuan replied in a muffled voice. His character of being frugal with words had not changed at all.

I sighed and put on my slippers. “Dad, Mom, I’m back…”

“Son!” Before I finished speaking, a fragrant breeze hit me and I was knocked into someone’s arms and hugged tightly around the waist. “I haven’t seen you for more than a month. I miss you so much.”

This line sounds familiar. It seems that I heard it every Spring Gala Festival.

“Mom, aren’t you afraid that Dad will be jealous?” I gently broke away from my stepmother who was acting like a spoiled child, and smiled bitterly with embarrassment, “I’m not a child anymore, don’t treat me like a child all the time, okay?”

The beautiful stepmother took the coat I took off, glanced at the old man sitting on the sofa reading a newspaper with disdain, and said mischievously: “Let him eat it, I love my son and he can’t control it.”

Dad really couldn’t do anything with this childish stepmother, and shook his head helplessly. He was very tolerant of the stepmother, and I always felt that he spoiled her like a child. The stepmother was only 36 this year, 13 years younger than the old man.

To be honest, the stepmother treated me better than her own daughter, and I guess this was also the reason why Chu Yuan didn’t like me.

When my parents remarried, Chu Yuan was only five years old.

When she was young and sensitive, she suddenly came to a strange environment and faced strange relatives. It was inevitable to feel uneasy and rejected. She must think that I took away her stepmother’s love for her, right?

Indeed, that was the fact.

I always feel that the relationship between siblings is more estranged than that between brothers or sisters, and even less than that between siblings.

I am seven years older than Chu Yuan. I don’t have much in common with her, so naturally we lack communication. Therefore, no matter how humble I am and how obedient I am to her, she still rejects me and even hates me.

I am also a person with feelings. Not only did I not get any return for my efforts, but she also alienated me more and more. It is absolutely nonsense to say that I have no complaints in my heart. But my parents love her, and I don’t want to make my stepmother sad or give the old man a headache, so I can only endure it alone.

Now that I have a job and moved out to live, I have my own life, so I have to let it go. Why bother with her? Isn’t it good to live our own lives and not worry about her?

However, being open-minded doesn’t mean I don’t hate her anymore. The word “sister” is still the last thing I want to think of besides my own name.

By the way, my name is Chu Nan, and as my name suggests, I’m 23 years old and still a virgin… [T.N: The word ‘处男’ (chǔ nán) in Chinese is typically translated as ‘virgin’. Mainly refers to a male virgin]

I’m crying my ass off – I really don’t know if my dad is cursing me on purpose. He’s a university teacher, but he’s so bad at naming.

“Xiao Nan, you’ve lost weight again. Are you too tired from work?”

“Have I lost weight? No,” I changed the subject, fearing that my stepmother would ask about my health endlessly, and asked, “What’s the matter that you’re in a hurry to call me back?”

“Why? Can’t I call you back if there’s nothing wrong?” My stepmother’s eyes were full of charm, which had not faded with the passing of time. Suddenly, she heard some noise in the kitchen and exclaimed, “Oh, I’m still stewing soup on the fire! Let your dad talk to you.”

The reckless stepmother rushed back to the kitchen, not forgetting to shout, “Yuanyuan, pour a glass of water for your brother. How can you be so tactless, kid?”

Oh, my dear mother, please don’t scold her! Sure enough, Chu Yuan, who was lying on the sofa watching TV, glared at me fiercely, as if it was my fault.

“It’s not a big deal, let’s talk about it during dinner,” the old man put the newspaper on the coffee table, turned it over, tapped the table and said to me: “Help me see what these lines are, the printing is not clear, my eyesight…”

The ink is very light and the writing is blurred. Not to mention my father, even I had to stick my butt out for a long time to distinguish them clearly, “Well… the closed attitudes of parents and society towards sex education has caused… caused the curiosity of teenagers to be suppressed, so it is very likely to be abnormal. Once stimulated by the outside world, such as movies… pornographic… scenes in TV, nude… nude photos on the Internet, pornographic pictures, obscene novels, etc., it is easy to form the impulse to try it. This is the fundamental inducement for students to mature early and fall in love, and even sexual crimes.”

What the hell?

I looked at the title of the article, a 17-year-old boy robbed on the street just because he wanted to abort his 15-year-old girlfriend-

I suddenly felt sour in my heart. He became a father at 17, but what about me?

I’m 23 years old and still a virgin!

“Ah,” Dad sighed, the teacher’s soul was burning with passion, and he said with emotion: “You said that the Internet is really a place of both benefits and disadvantages. It is really convenient, but it is too convenient. No matter how formal the website is, you just click on its link. Within 20 clicks, you will definitely click on a pornographic website. Otherwise, how can this child learn bad things…”

I endured it and didn’t dare to ask the old man, how do you know that you can enter the pornographic website within 20 clicks? I was afraid that he would beat me, so I gave up.

“Aren’t you tired of standing? Sit down.” The old man waved at me.

“Oh.” I also thought to myself that I was too restrained in front of the old man. I sat down with my buttocks after hearing the words, and heard a scream…

My sister Chu Yuan bounced to the other end of the sofa as if she had been electrocuted. Her slender legs were not very elegantly folded up. Her two little hands covered her white left foot. While rubbing it, she frowned and stared at me with tears, like a little tiger choosing someone to eat.

Didn’t the stinky girl go to get me some water? Why are you still lying here without moving?!

Although I knew very well that I didn’t sit down hard, and it was definitely not as painful as she showed, I still hurriedly put on a smile, “Sorry, Yuanyuan, I didn’t mean it… Ah~!”

“Hate it!”

The damn girl didn’t say a word, and her right foot suddenly came over. I could clearly feel the pain of her big toe drilling into my nostrils. When I looked up, I saw a bright red pillar pointing to the sky, shaped like a rainbow…

The sister’s pair of delicate jade feet fell on my chest like pounding garlic, with no intention of stopping at all. My chest was churning and rolling, and my throat was itchy and sweet, as if I was about to vomit blood.

Damn girl! You are so cruel, I… I can’t bear it…