Quick Transmigration: Kitten's Healing Handbook - Chapter 1

Chapter 1: Making Mischief

There’s an old saying, “Curiosity killed the cat,” and the ancients weren’t wrong.

That’s right, a kitten almost died because of its own curiosity.

As a kitten with a powerful backer, Liuli was someone all the immortals and gods in the Shangxiao Realm dared not provoke. Therefore, there was nowhere Liuli couldn’t go, and no one dared to stop her.

In the eternally unchanging Shangxiao Realm, Liuli, through tireless effort, finally discovered an interesting place—the Border Forbidden Zone.

The Border had many space fissures. Through those fissures, she could see all sorts of worlds!

Since Liuli discovered the fun here, she would often, when her Master wasn’t paying attention to her, sneak past the God Generals guarding the Border, slip into the Forbidden Zone, stare at those cracks, and time would pass unnoticed.

The reason the Forbidden Zone is called the Forbidden Zone is not because there are any secrets that cannot be seen, but because it is dangerous.

Although these space fissures allow one to see different worlds, if you fall in, you don’t just fall directly into a world. In the Shangxiao Realm, no one can guarantee that they won’t die in a space storm and turbulence after falling.

Even immortals and gods with high cultivation dared not run here. Only Liuli was bold enough to come here for a stroll from time to time to satisfy her curiosity.

If you often walk by the river, how can you not wet your shoes? Accidents often happen when one’s guard is down.

At first, Liuli was very careful. After all, no matter how long one lives, no one would dislike having a longer life. As the number of times she snuck to the Border increased, Liuli gradually disregarded the danger here.

At this moment, the kitten was lying beside a fissure looking at the world below. There were many people flying in the air on flying swords. Based on her experience from observing so many worlds, this should be a Cultivation World.

Just as Liuli was losing interest and about to look at a different fissure, a new crack appeared behind where she had been lying. Liuli was completely unprepared; her tail swept into the fissure, and she was immediately caught and pulled down by the turbulence within.

Liuli instinctively bared her sharp claws and tried hard to grasp the edge of the fissure: “Help! Help! ”

The God General guarding the Border Forbidden Zone was the White Tiger incarnation among the Four Symbols Constellations. The Holy Son gave him the name Jianbing.

The danger of this Border is known to all the immortals and gods of the Shangxiao Realm. Even those who are tired of living would not choose to jump from the space fissures and suffer the torture of being pulled by the space storm, like being cut by thousands of knives.

Therefore, although he was a guarding God General who spent most of his time here, the Holy Son occasionally invited him to play chess, and he would not refuse.

Today, he had just returned from playing chess, and when he was still some distance from the Forbidden Zone, he heard the shrill cry for help. Jianbing instantly turned into a phantom and rushed toward the source of the sound, muttering, “This stupid cat! Such a nuisance! ”

He knew that this stupid cat often sneaked into the Forbidden Zone. Except for the first time he caught her, he pretended not to know later. As long as he was guarding, nothing would happen.

That cat was the Saintess’s darling. Even if he had spent his breath stopping her once, the kitten would certainly not care and would come again. When she came again, she would be more careful to hide from him. If he didn’t notice her going in, and the kitten had an accident, considering the Saintess’s boundless indulgence for the cat, the one to be punished would definitely be him!

Whether he was punished or not didn’t matter; it was just too troublesome!

He didn’t expect that he had found out beforehand that the Saintess was relatively relaxed these two days, and the stupid cat should not be able to sneak out. That’s why he had the leisure to accept the Holy Son’s invitation. Who would have thought that this stupid cat’s courage had grown even bolder, and she blatantly played hooky and had an accident!

Jianbing quickly found Liuli, half of whose body had been pulled into the fissure. He reached out, grabbed her neck, and pulled her out forcefully. Liuli finally escaped the pull of the space storm.

Jianbing looked at the kitten in his hands. The fur on the lower half of her body was all gone, and there were many bleeding wounds. The fur on her nine tails had been completely ripped off by the space storm, leaving them bloody. Jianbing couldn’t help but sigh inwardly. He had guarded against everything, yet he still hadn’t prevented it. He couldn’t avoid the trouble.

Jianbing was a warrior, not proficient in Healing Techniques. Although he wanted to make the kitten’s wounds look less gruesome, he didn’t know how to do it. He simply gave up and figured, these wounds wouldn’t kill her. Jianbing directly carried the kitten, whose lower half was dripping with bl00d, to the Xuehua Palace where the Saintess lived.

Pear blossoms were flying in front of the palace, creating a dreamy and enchanting scene. However, what was out of place in this magnificent palace was the extremely cold atmosphere inside.

At this time, Liuli’s wounds had been healed by the Saintess, and her ink-colored fur had grown back. However, the loss of cultivation and vital energy could only be recovered by Liuli herself slowly.

Jianbing knelt in the hall, wearing silver armor of an indistinguishable material. His head was bowed, making it impossible to see his face. Only his silver hair, which seemed to shimmer with starlight, could be seen.

“Jianbing, you neglected your duties. Do you have anything to say? ” The Saintess’s expression was cold, her tone without a hint of fluctuation. The kitten hid behind the Saintess, its Liuli-like eyes showing worry and remorse.

“No. ”

The Saintess nodded. With a single sentence, she decided his fate: “God General Jianbing neglected his duties and is demoted to the Lower Realm to endure the Hundred-Life Tribulation. He may return to the Upper Heavens only after successfully completing the trials. ”

“I obey. ”

The Saintess waved her hand, and Jianbing disappeared from sight.

A middle-aged man in brocade rushed into the hall, immediately questioning, “Where is Jianbing! ”

The Saintess replied concisely, “Sent to the Lower Realm for trials. ”

The middle-aged man was so angry that his little mustache bristled. “Is this Jianbing’s fault! It was clearly your cat who was playing around at the Border and was stupid enough to fall into a space fissure! Can you blame others? If anything, it was Jianbing who saved your cat! ”

Liuli could only try to minimize her presence. The Male Master disliked her and always spoke of her with disdain.

The Saintess glanced at the emotionally agitated Holy Son. Although their partner relationship was practically non-existent, she was still aware of his movements, including the fact that he had summoned Jianbing to play chess.

She understood what had happened, but her beloved Mo Mo had been injured, and she felt so heartbroken seeing Mo Mo covered in injuries! If Jianbing hadn’t been away from his post, her Mo Mo certainly wouldn’t have been so badly injured!

Regardless of her thoughts, the Saintess’s face remained calm.

Liuli knew it was her fault this time, and she felt bad for Jianbing having taken the blame, so she mustered her courage and timidly asked, “Um… can I request to accompany Jianbing through the trials? ”

The Saintess showed some emotional change, furrowing her brow.

Before the Saintess could say anything, the Holy Son immediately scorned, “With that tiny brain of yours, going to the Lower Realm with him would surely be more of a hindrance than a help?! Or is it that you just want to go to the Lower Realm to play?!”

Faced with the Male Master, Liuli instantly shrunk into a ball, allowing him to taunt her without daring to say a word.