Sunny Joy - CHAPTER 10

In class, Chu Xi encountered the amazing teacher again. Later, Chu Xi realized that maybe only the first class was interesting, but now she felt that the teacher was quite humorous.

They are taking a statistics class, and there is a quote on the teacher’s PPT: “There are three kinds of lies in the world: lies, damned lies, and statistics.” — “The Autobiography of Mark Twain”

Famous quotes, they seem so impressive, so sophisticated.

The teacher walked around below, and Chu Xi could only see the teacher flipping through some people’s books and asking a few questions, but she didn’t know what was said.

After class, the teacher started to talk about what he had just asked: “I just went around and asked, and your books were all bought from seniors for five yuan.” This really pains me. When the course ended, I told them that this book is very important and asked them to take good care of it, as it might be useful in the future. I never expected they would still sell it. This point, I feel very heartbroken. When the course ended, I told them that this book is very important and asked them to take good care of it, as they might need it in the future. I never expected they would still sell it.

Chu Xi thought: Good grief, going back is impossible, and exchanging it would probably be a loss. The most important thing is that the senior has nowhere to put it!

Thinking about something, my hand unconsciously reaches for my phone, just fiddling with it for a while… fiddling for a while and then studying…

Since we’re slacking off, why not just skip a class while we’re at it?

She just opened a small window, chatting with someone over there, while the teacher on the podium was speaking eloquently. She was also chatting away online.

#Chatting with an unknown friend

Xi: Long time no see, how have you been lately?

Friend: That’s it then. By the way, where did you get admitted?

Xi: xxxxxx University, how about you?

Friend: xxxx Normal University.

Normal university? Chu Xi was a bit surprised; they had all agreed not to take the normal university entrance exam back then, saying they didn’t want to have any more contact with schools.

Back in the day, they had popular songs (adaptations of school songs):

The sun is shining brightly, and the flowers are smiling at me.

The little bird said, “Early, early, early, why are you carrying a bomb on your back?”

I said I was going to blow up the school, and now I’m late every day…

Xi: Hiss, future people’s teachers! I really didn’t expect that.

Friend: I’ve thought it over and over, and I feel like I can’t contribute much anymore, so I’ve decided to start planning for the next generation early.

Xi: You didn’t get caught in the rain yourself and then tear up someone else’s umbrella, did you?

Friend: Am I being that obvious? I’ve already thought it through. If I ever become a Chinese teacher, I’ll tell them to read and memorize for two minutes before class. When the two minutes are up, I’ll start the lesson and say I trust they remember well, so we won’t do a dictation. But when the last five minutes come, I’ll say there’s enough time for a dictation, and collect it before class ends.

Xi: Isn’t this something our first-year Chinese teacher does?

Friend: Otherwise, why would it be so memorable? One day, I met her on the subway. She even gave me her seat and said, “Since you’re here, let me pick some ancient poems for you to recite.” This special treatment made me feel extremely uncomfortable the whole way, so ever since then, I’ve switched to taking the bus.

Xi: Hahaha… Sorry, it’s not that I don’t respect you, it’s just that I can’t help it.

While typing away, I don’t even know if I accidentally pressed the volume key, but suddenly the sound was turned all the way up. Amidst the teacher’s lecture, I could faintly hear background music.

Oh no!

This lesson video has sound effects?

Chu Xi was so flustered at the time that she hurriedly closed it in a panic.

Fortunately, fortunately, it didn’t cause a complete silence in the venue, safe and sound.

When I told my friends about it, they just said: “You deserved it for making fun of me!”

Xi: What if you become the homeroom teacher?

Friend: Sit men and women separately, exes and current partners sit together.

Xi: What if it’s two boys?

Friend: How come it always must be you? How about I sit between the two of you, what do you think?

Xi: *cough cough* It’s fine, it’s fine, it just might scare the kids.

Friend: No worries, you’re the main culprit. I’ll have to strictly check the class representative’s homework later!

Xi: Why?

Friend: Because your frequent behavior of not doing homework has annoyed me.

Xi: As expected, a demon. Didn’t they say that post-2000s teachers are all very laid-back? They get along well with their students. Just the other day, I saw a teacher let students take their phones to play games.

Friend: I’m also working together to strengthen the sense of unity among the classmates.

Suddenly, the roommate in front of Chu Xi’s phone rang, and her voice assistant said loudly: “… searching…”

The awkwardness that Chu Xi didn’t experience was actually enjoyed by her roommate. As expected, where there is a Crouching Dragon, there is a Hidden Phoenix.

Chu Xi quietly put away her phone, no more playing around.

Later, Chu Xi introduced Song Ci Yue to an online friend.

One time, Song Ciyue was chatting with an online friend, and the friend actually shipped her with Chu Xi.

Netizen: She really likes you. She told me not to be afraid of you. You’re a really nice person. If there’s something, just talk to her.

Yue: Uh-huh

Netizen: Chatty little top and taciturn little bottom (not shipping them at all)

Yue: I’m a bit better than her; I’m the seme. I said from the start that I was a bit stronger, but if the protagonist weren’t me, I could still ship it.

Yue: Doing anything half-heartedly will only harm you.

Netizen: It will only help me develop comprehensively.

Yue: Did I lead you astray? Did I make you misunderstand?

Netizen: Wow, female supremacy yuri, the recent reading list feels a bit familiar.

Yue: The little black situation has already started; someone must stop you today.

Netizen: Hmph, the images we create are based on your descriptions. If you’re upright, you don’t fear shadows! At worst, we can just run away.

Yue: I’ve taken a screenshot of it, and I’ll find someone to talk to you.

She filed a lawsuit against Chu Xi with a single piece of paper.

Chu Xi with a confused expression.

Xi: You don’t know that actually, the one I love the most is you?

Netizen:?

Xi: Can’t you understand my heart?

Netizen:??

Over there, there was no news from Chu Xi afterwards. Song Ciyue felt like her heart was being clawed by a cat, really wanting to know what they were talking about. Boohoo, the plan backfired.

So, Song Ciyue went to urge the two people who were chatting: “What did you guys talk about? I want to know too!”

Netizen: Can you guess what we talked about? I never expected you to do that…

Song Ciyue was confused, “What do you mean?”

Here, poke her in private chat, there, poke her in private chat, everyone is teasing her.

Song Ciyue had a blank expression.

Alright, alright, they’re actually teaming up to tease her? After becoming numb, she controlled her curiosity and remained unaffected by their teasing.

Netizen: Huh, aren’t you curious anymore?

Yue: Hmm, they’re all bad people, I know.

Sigh, you learn from your mistakes. I won’t be so impatient in the future; it’s easy to be taken advantage of by bad people. It’s better to have a group where you can directly see what others are saying. Next time, we can all get together, and once the topic is done, we can disperse.

Netizen: Ah, this isn’t fun anymore, we haven’t talked about anything.

So today, some people went to sleep with a numb curiosity, while others went to sleep with a restless eagerness to ship their favorite couple.