Sunny Joy - CHAPTER 20

Chu Xi is taking a walk and chatting with her younger brother.

My younger brother leaned in and said, “Sis, did my words turn your love-struck brain into a rational one?”

At first, Chu Xi didn’t remember, but after a reminder, she recalled the passage about tartar. Chu Xi promised that her fist had momentarily hardened.

Clearly, it was just a sweet kiss, but it was made to sound like something else.

It was indeed very useful. For a while, whenever she saw Zhao Yu looking for her, she would remember this sentence, and Chu Xun directly eradicated her desires at the root.

Seeing his sister’s expression, Chu Xun knew he had succeeded and even asked for credit: “Sis, I protected your innocence. Why don’t you consider giving your little brother a reward to motivate me even more?”

“You must be dreaming…”

Chuxun made a request, and as soon as he heard his sister refuse, he directly covered Chuxi’s mouth, manually silencing her.

“I don’t need much either, how about buying me a new game? It doesn’t have to be too expensive. I saw that new one that just came out recently, it’s pretty good. Yes, yes, yes, it’s the one with all the ads lately, the one I shared with you before…”

This brainwashing tactic is also something, I don’t know who they learned it from.

Chu Xi rolled her eyes, ignoring his words completely. By the time Chu Xun was hoarse from talking, he no longer covered her mouth and simply said two words: “Not buying.”

Seeing that his persistent efforts had not yielded any results, Chu Xun came up with another plan in his mind.

“Let me put it another way. You see, when couples French kiss, the guy’s mouth opens wide like a suction cup, and after they’re done, the area around his mouth is all sticky. Oh man, that feeling, tsk tsk tsk.”

Sighing and clicking his tongue a few times, Chu Xun fully expressed his disdain for the scene he had just described.

“Sister, you are naturally beautiful. With some nice makeup, men would be so mesmerized that they’d forget to eat. Your mouth would be all yellow, so ugly, so ugly. You can’t even bear to look at it. Even three-year-old kids would be scared to tears if they saw it.”

Chu Xi was in a daze, feeling like her worldview had been completely reshaped.

“Some people like to stick their tongues in and stir things up, like a whisk, without knowing what they’re doing. Then there are those who like to kiss and suck at the same time, and if you give them a mango instead of a person, they’ll suck it dry.”

Chu Xi couldn’t stand it: “With talk like that, you’re probably going to be a lifelong single dog. What good girl would ever look at you? Your description… you must be trying to break my heart.”

Chu Xun didn’t understand the principle of knowing when to stop while you’re ahead. He had read countless relationship posts just for this day. So, he pressed on, relentlessly pursuing, attacking the fallen dog… cough, please ignore the last word.

“And also, sis, you know what a cold is, right? You’ll be constantly sniffling, and sometimes you’ll have phlegm in your throat. Just think about it, if you were to kiss him, or he kissed you, could you handle it?”

What the heck? Phlegm? Is this world going crazy?

“If you happen to kiss someone and then suck the phlegm out of your throat, would you swallow it or spit it out? Or if you’re the one being sucked, it’s a social death scene!”

She couldn’t imagine how explosive it would be if such a scene happened to her; she wished she could just die on the spot.

Chu Xi closed her eyes; this world had finally turned into something beyond her imagination.

At this moment, she felt that she had transcended, no longer obsessed with a man’s body. Now, just looking at a man could evoke these situations in her mind.

Hmm, the world is so beautiful, and there are many things to enjoy. She needs to stay calm and just deal with the culprit before that. Everything else will still be wonderful.

In that moment, she made up her mind to send her younger brother down to accompany her love in death.

The two of them had quite a chaotic run, ending with the younger brother having a black eye, a swollen cheek, and a new game bought by his sister.

Overall, having thick skin is beneficial, and this is a living example.

The world can keep spinning without anyone, and of course, Song Ciyue can still live on after leaving Meng Ran, quietly going about her own little life.

They always sit together in class in their dormitory, and once they occupy a spot, they take up a whole row. Yang Liu chose a spot and was about to occupy it, but the majority ended up sitting on the other side.

Yang Liu had no choice but to sit down together. She sat at the very edge, controlling the entrance and exit, while the boy sat on the other side.

Just then, a few people inside said they wanted to go to the bathroom and wanted to pass through her position. Yang Liu decisively said no.

Song Ciyue thought for a moment, patted Shang Nuan beside her, and said, “She said to turn over, you go and communicate with her.”

Shang Nuan leaned over: “Liu Liu, can we go over there, please~”

The cold and ruthless Yang Liu: “No.”

The attitude was indeed resolute, and then Song Ciyue fanned the flames, “Shang Nuan, turn over! Don’t be afraid, just go for it!”

It was obvious that Shang Nuan didn’t listen to her words. She cupped Yang Liu’s face with both hands and was about to bring her own face closer, saying, “What? A kiss and you’ll let me go?”

Being cupped in the face, watching Yang Liu struggle helplessly as the distance closed in, finally compromised: “Go ahead, go ahead…”

Shang Nuan, the first person to pass safely!

The second runner has reached Mingyu, and she is about to go.

Shang Nuan: “Liu Liu said, no kiss, no pass!”

Mingyu pretended to be surprised: “No kiss, no pass? Then let me have a kiss!”

Saying this, he leaned closer to the willow, who was about to curl up into a ball, vowing to protect her innocence at all costs.

Didn’t really kiss, just an “mua~” from a distance, and it was like kissing.

Shang Nuan was not satisfied: “You kissed the wrong spot; Liu Liu wants a kiss on the mouth!”

Song Ciyue chuckled, “Yeah, you kissed the wrong spot, she probably won’t let you pass now.”

Mingyu also smoothly continued the conversation: “Then let me…”

Before I could even say anything, Yang Liu had already dragged me out.

“Hey, you can go ahead and leave!”

“I’ll make it up to you with a kiss next time, just owe it for now…”

Even when leaving, they don’t forget to turn back and leave an IOU. This is friendship; you absolutely cannot let your friends suffer a loss!

They hadn’t walked far when they started fighting, and with a quick turn, Shang Nuan pinned Ming Yu against the wall.

“Don’t move, if you hit me again, I’ll pin you against the wall.”

The clueless Mingyu attempted to resist with force, but unfortunately, the resistance was ineffective and was suppressed. This scene has happened many times before.

Song Ciyue and the other roommates didn’t even glance sideways, not giving a single look. They just passed by, pretending not to know them, walking past the two without a sideways glance.

Bystander: Who are those two people?

The other 520 members shook their heads in unison, saying they didn’t know and that it definitely wasn’t from their dormitory.

The few people who returned from the bathroom all wanted to settle that score, but unfortunately, they didn’t get the chance; Yang Liu was still defending her innocence.