The Black Lotus Wife Forces Me to Pretend to Be an Omega. - Chapter 12

“We’re here! Villa No. 6!” Luo Xiaoxiao successfully completed the Flower Roll Challenge mission.

Wow~ so cute! Luo Xiaoxiao’s eyes sparkled as she gazed at the triangular rice ball in front of her.

Beside her, Li Fanshuang panted heavily, “Wait for me…” catching her breath.

Omega bodies were naturally weaker, and Li Fanshuang was surprised—how could Luo Xiaoxiao’s stamina be so much better when she got winded after just a few steps?

Luo Xiaoxiao pulled her up, and the two turned their backs to snap a photo with the internet-famous national treasure.

Just then, the zookeeper arrived.

A staff member from the park approached them. “The production team has assigned you two a task.”

Li Fanshuang responded, “Go ahead.”

Surely there wouldn’t be any more traps—this was an official park staff member, after all.

“That’s wonderful,” the staff member said with a smile. “Our Guolai Buffet Restaurant is in trial operation today, and we’d love for you two to dine there.”

Just as Li Fanshuang was about to agree, Luo Xiaoxiao stopped her. “Hold on—how much does it cost to eat there?”

Luo Xiaoxiao was wary. After dealing with Sun Lei for days, she’d started to get a sense of his tricks. Just when she thought the path was smooth, he’d already dug a pit ahead.

The staff member smiled warmly. “It’s not expensive—just 50 yuan per person for the buffet.”

“No thanks!” Luo Xiaoxiao grabbed Li Fanshuang’s hand and tried to leave.

But the staff member called after them, “If you refuse the task, there will be penalties.”

Luo Xiaoxiao clicked her tongue—just as she’d expected.

They turned back, and the staff member’s smile deepened. “If you decline, the driver will immediately settle the bill and leave.”

OMG! Luo Xiaoxiao nearly pulled out her phone to rant on Weibo’s fan forums.

Sun Lei had given them two choices: accept the task or be forced to accept it.

Now, under everyone’s watchful eyes, she had no choice but to comply.

“Alright, honey, let’s go,” Luo Xiaoxiao said through gritted teeth, forcing a smile.

She covered her face—another expense she couldn’t avoid.

Meanwhile, Li Fanshuang was wide awake now. She was just filming a variety show—a dating show, at that.

What kind of dating show was this? Weren’t Alpha-Omega couples supposed to dress up beautifully and go on romantic dates?

Speaking of dressing up, Li Fanshuang glanced at Luo Xiaoxiao’s sporty outfit and seriously questioned her wife’s fashion sense.

So, without Luo Xiaoxiao’s knowledge, Li Fanshuang had her assistant order a bunch of cute Omega dresses.

The assistant, misunderstanding her intentions, ended up buying several items that… weren’t exactly suitable for public wear.

As Li Fanshuang and Luo Xiaoxiao brainstormed ways to save money, the staff member added, “Of course, you can also participate in our one-day volunteer program to earn two free meal vouchers.”

“No problem, I’ll do it!” Luo Xiaoxiao agreed instantly.

Li Fanshuang’s jaw dropped slightly. “Wait—shouldn’t you ask first? What if it’s another trap?”

“Sweetheart, it’s volunteer work for Little Tangyuan!”

Li Fanshuang exhaled deeply, reluctantly conceding. At least this exposure from the show had landed her several new scripts from her agent.

Of course, Li Fanshuang also landed several endorsement deals, and her bank account quickly swelled. “Alright then.”

With money comes a gentler demeanor.

Luo Xiaoxiao was thrilled and immediately shared her thoughts with her online friend.

Big Laugh: Guess what! You’ll never believe what job I’m doing now.

There was no immediate reply from the other end, but Luo Xiaoxiao wasn’t annoyed. After all, they were just online acquaintances who couldn’t be expected to check their phone constantly.

When no response came, Luo Xiaoxiao sent another message: Remember to back me up in that forum post—Sun Lei is such a scumbag, absolutely vile!

Luo Xiaoxiao was enjoying her venting session. She loved being up close with the little furballs.

Volunteer work was tough—cleaning the national treasures’ enclosures, preparing their meals, and most importantly, participating in a “cub exchange” operation.

“So, the mother panda in the maternity ward has two cubs but only cares for one?” Li Fanshuang asked.

Luo Xiaoxiao kindly explained, “That’s how the animal kingdom works—survival of the fittest. It sounds harsh, but…”

Li Fanshuang listened patiently to the explanation.

She noticed how composed Luo Xiaoxiao became during these moments—attentively listening to the keepers and tenderly caring for the little ones.

“So, we can assess their health by examining the size, shape, and quantity of their droppings in the enclosure.”

Luo Xiaoxiao’s eyes sparkled as she studied the little green piles, springing into action immediately after the briefing.

The keeper gave Li Fanshuang an incredulous look. “Your wife seems truly passionate about this work.”

“She adores the national treasures.”

“What a shame,” the keeper shook his head. “All our keepers hold PhDs.”

Luo Xiaoxiao in the distance: …Are you calling me uneducated?

“Of course, they must have relevant degrees in zoology or biology.”

Li Fanshuang coughed awkwardly, turning away with the vague sense of being insulted—though she had no proof.

Online, discussions were heating up.

Damn, taking care of national treasures requires the same qualifications as serving young mistresses.

So frustrating—wish I weren’t so uneducated.

That keeper’s look—minimal damage, maximum disrespect.

Exactly!!!

Some mischievous netizens even edited the clip into a viral short video.

Video: Some people look glamorous but don’t even own a single national treasure!

You’re all watching the pandas—only I noticed how Shuang looks at Xiaoxiao? So doting!

We’re near the park—heading to Guolai Restaurant later to see Xiaoxiao!!!

After completing their volunteer duties, the keeper warmly told Luo Xiaoxiao she could take home a souvenir.

Li Fanshuang remained calm at first—with so many cute plushies and commemorative coins, surely Luo Xiaoxiao would pick one or two favorites.

But she’d underestimated just how unconventional her wife could be.

“I want a panda dropping!” Luo Xiaoxiao raised both hands.

This declaration left both the keeper and netizens speechless.

The keeper looked at Li Fanshuang hesitantly. “Professor Li, keeping this at home might…”

Li Fanshuang immediately covered Luo Xiaoxiao’s mouth. “Apologies—she wasn’t like this before.”

In the end, Li Fanshuang helplessly threatened Luo Xiaoxiao by whispering in her ear, “Keep this up, and I’ll buy you a dress so short you won’t even have underwear to wear!”

Luo Xiaoxiao stopped making a fuss—how could a low-level worker like her ever win against a capitalist!

A kind zookeeper drove them to the restaurant in the park’s vehicle.

The moment they stepped out of the car, Li Fanshuang and Luo Xiaoxiao were enthusiastically greeted by fans.

Xiaoxiao! I love you!

Her name is Xiaoxiao, you fake fan!

A vein twitched at Luo Xiaoxiao’s temple. With a smile that barely concealed her gritted teeth, she turned to the crowd and said, “Hello everyone, my name is Luo—Xiao—Xiao! The ‘Xiao’ as in carefree and unrestrained!”