The Black Lotus Wife Forces Me to Pretend to Be an Omega. - Chapter 14

Luo Xiaoxiao and Li Fanshuang were the first to complete their task. When Sun Lei saw them at the villa at 3:30 pm, he couldn’t believe his eyes—they finished so quickly! Had their mission really ended?

Luo Xiaoxiao walked straight toward Sun Lei, pulling out the remaining 100+ yuan from her bag and waving it triumphantly in front of him. “Ah, this task was way too easy…” Before she could finish, Li Fanshuang immediately covered her mouth.

Having dealt with the stingy Sun Lei for so long, Li Fanshuang knew his temperament all too well. Luo Xiaoxiao’s provocation would surely have him concocting countless ways to torment them later.

However, Sun Lei was in a good mood today and chose not to engage. The viewership of today’s “True or False Lovers” had reached unprecedented heights. “Hmph,” he snorted before turning away.

Luo Xiaoxiao narrowed her eyes—someone must have struck gold today.

“I suggest you don’t provoke him,” Li Fanshuang whispered in her ear. “We still have to live in this villa for another month.”

“What?” Luo Xiaoxiao blurted out, but seeing Li Fanshuang’s warning look, she swallowed the rest of her words. “Honey, I feel so bad for you. What about your work?”

Li Fanshuang shrugged. “I’m just treating this as a vacation with you.”

“Oh.” Luo Xiaoxiao grew curious about her wife’s earnings. “Honey, how much do you—”

“I’m hungry,” Li Fanshuang cut her off, narrowly avoiding the question. If Luo Xiaoxiao found out she currently had less than 100,000 yuan to her name, she’d never hear the end of it.

Luo Xiaoxiao smacked her forehead—right, she’d promised to cook for her wife. “Wait for me!”

Half an hour later, Ye Zhao and Qin Heya returned to the villa, greeted by the mouthwatering aroma of hotpot. Luo Xiaoxiao emerged from the kitchen carrying the steaming pot. “Professors Ye and Qin, you’re back! Care to join us for hotpot?”

The two exchanged amused glances. Qin Heya spoke first, “We’d be delighted, thank you.”

As the four sat around the dining table, conversation turned to the day’s adventures. “So, how was the museum?” Luo Xiaoxiao asked eagerly.

Ye Zhao placed a piece of meat in Qin Heya’s bowl. “It was wonderful—quite a unique experience.”

“Did Sun Lei gives you any trouble today?” Luo Xiaoxiao asked conspiratorially, eyes twinkling.

Ye Zhao burst out laughing. “He really is something! He made us attend a professional guided tour—600 yuan per person.”

“No way! How’d you manage?” Luo Xiaoxiao gasped, remembering the museum’s 72-yuan admission fee. Their combined funds couldn’t have covered it.

Ye Zhao raised a hand. “I happen to have studied ancient Shu culture. After discussing with their docent, we secured two observer spots.”

“Wow~” Luo Xiaoxiao gazed at Ye Zhao with admiration, lamenting her own lack of education. If she’d been more learned in her past life, she wouldn’t have resorted to boxing, nor would she be doing massages now.

Noticing her wife’s starstruck expression, Li Fanshuang guessed her thoughts. She’s still young—maybe there’d be a chance to send her to school later?

“Our show’s trending today,” Qin Heya remarked while scrolling through her phone, checking the trending topics and other guests’ updates.

Seeing Luo Xiaoxiao and Li Fanshuang volunteering as panda caretakers, she exclaimed in surprise, “So your mission is this good?”

Luo Xiaoxiao proudly puffed out her chest, “I’m now officially a panda keeper too.”

Qin Heya’s phone suddenly played a voice message from the panda base staff: “All our keepers hold PhD degrees in relevant fields.”

An awkward silence fell over the dining table.

Luo Xiaoxiao felt a pang in her heart as she realized her buried memories were resurfacing to haunt her again.

Qin Heya sheepishly put away her phone and focused on her bowl now piled high with delicious meat. Taking a bite—absolutely delicious!

“Xiaoxiao, this meat is amazing! What is it?”

Luo Xiaoxiao raised an eyebrow, “Bunny meat. Hope you two don’t mind?”

Ye Zhao and Qin Heya exchanged glances before bursting into laughter.

Ye Zhao said, “We actually love rabbit meat. Never expected you to cook it so well—it’s quite tricky to prepare.”

“Of course,” Luo Xiaoxiao replied proudly.

Nearby, Li Fanshuang was scrolling through his phone when Luo Xiaoxiao peeked over. “Wow, Sun Weiliang carrying his bike up a mountain? What a beast—that’s seriously impressive!”

The amusing video made Luo Xiaoxiao’s fingers itch to like it. She pulled out her phone and opened Douyin.

Video: The Boxing Champion and His Bicycle

In the clip, Sun Weiliang charged ahead while crowds of clueless onlookers flooded the comments section. Some even set up live streams along his route.

“That champion’s leg strength is insane—not even panting while climbing! Maintaining 40km/h? Unreal!”

Luo Xiaoxiao mentally gave him a thumbs-up.

The scene then shifted to Chicheng Mountain. After a reminder from the production crew, Sun Weiliang remembered he had a partner.

“How do I ditch him?” the straightforward athlete asked bluntly.

A crew member replied, “Carry your bike to the summit.”

“Got it.”

Without hesitation, Sun Weiliang hoisted his bicycle and began ascending.

A beverage vendor halfway up remarked, “In all my years working here, I’ve never seen a bicycle on this mountain.”

“That young man’s in phenomenal shape.”

Luo Xiaoxiao stared in awe. “Must be nice having a 20+ grand bike—so lightweight.”

“Truly amazing,” murmured Li Fanshuang and Ye Zhao, who had gathered around.

“Champion material indeed,” Qin Heya said, giving the video a like.

Luo Xiaoxiao twitched her mouth. “That bike only weighs 7.4kg.”

Everyone: “…”

“Wasn’t Sun supposed to be with Fang Jin at Chicheng Mountain? Why’s he alone here?” Ye Zhao pointed at the screen.

At Fang Jin’s name, Luo Xiaoxiao made a face. “Who knows? Maybe they’ll meet when Sun heads back down.”

Her words proved prophetic—and Fang Jin got his wish to trend online.

That evening, a news story briefly topped the trending searches for two hours:

SHOCKING! ¥200,000 Bicycle Stolen Outside Greenway Restroom!