The Chronicles of the Man Who Became a God and Did Whatever He Wanted - Chapter 2

I, Kanzaki Kakeru, was ordinary in everything I did. From childhood, no matter what I tried, I only achieved average results, and I spent a completely normal life without ever standing out.

However, I was framed by a boss I couldn’t stand, burdened with massive debt, and fired from my job. The girlfriend I had just started seeing broke up with me over the debt…

Everything was terrible.

“Ugh… am I really in… another world…?”

After such a miserable life, I now find myself… in another world.

Why did this happen? It all started when I had an interview at a company introduced to me by the employment office.

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“Ah～ We’ve been searching for someone just like you.”

“Ha… sigh…”

The interviewer was a shady old man, and the moment he saw me, he began lavishing me with praise.

“The world that has just opened up… is perfect for someone like you with a strong lower body. You’re incredibly virile and have such a large p3nis, I can’t help but envy you.”

Even I, an ordinary guy, have something to be proud of: my large p3nis, and the fact that my stamina is exceptional.

When I got a job and had some financial freedom, I started going to the red-light district, and every girl would be surprised by my d1ck, with some even willingly requesting to have s3x. And the first one to tire out was always the woman. After that, I gained confidence. But… why does this person know all that?

“So, about the interview…?”

“You’re hired, it’s an immediate decision!”

“Huh?”

Immediate decision… this reeks of something shady. Should I turn it down and leave? But if I do, who knows when I’ll get another offer… I need the money. Maybe I should accept.

“Okay then, I’ll accept.”

“Yes! Looking forward to working with you! Oh, are you good to start today?”

“Uh, sure.”

“Alright, now you’ll be going to your workplace, to the other world Mistride.”

“Huh? Another world? Wait, hold on, where is that…?”

“For now, please try it out for a day. After that, I’ll arrange for your return.”

“I said wait!”

“Well then, have a good trip…”

My protest went unheard, and as the old man snapped his fingers, I was overwhelmed by a feeling of weightlessness…

“Huh? Wh-what the—aaaaahhhhhhh!?”

I was falling.

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And that’s how I ended up here. That old man… I’ll punch him next time I see him. But where am I? I was just suddenly dropped here.

I landed on a hill with an enormous tree. I figured I could see something from the top if I climbed it, and just as I touched the tree…

“Gaaaahhh—Aaaaaaaahh!?”

A brutal headache struck me, and it felt like my head was going to explode—far worse than just a splitting headache. Then, a searing pain coursed through my body, as if my insides were being violently stirred.

I screamed in agonizing pain, enduring a torment with no end in sight.

I don’t know how long it lasted, but the pain finally stopped, and that’s when I understood.

“I see… so this is Mistride.”

The pain that had been tormenting me disappeared as if it was a lie, and I stood up.

It didn’t take long for me to realize where I was, and what had happened to me.

I understood everything… about this world.

“Hahaha, this is hilarious.”

With the information I received earlier, I understood all the magic and laws of this world. And I was transformed into a body capable of using all the powers of this world. I became an all-knowing, all-powerful being.

That’s right, I am…

“To think I would become a god.”

I realized I had become the strongest being in this world.

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“It’s not bad.”

I was eating something that looked like pilaf at a crowded tavern, where a few people dressed in fantasy-style armor and robes had gathered.

I became a god, and all the information of this world was downloaded into my head, but I had no idea what I was supposed to do. However, since I was hungry, I ended up here at this restaurant.

I could have created some money myself, but a thug ran into me, so I beat him up and took some cash as compensation.

This world, Mistride, is your typical sword-and-magic kind of world, a fantasy world.

However, even though I became the strongest in this world, I have no idea what my goal is, so I don’t know what to do. That old man said I could go back tomorrow, so I guess I’ll just wander around aimlessly for now.

“But the taste is pretty bland…”

Perhaps it’s the seasoning, but the taste is too light. I prefer stronger flavors, so this is too weak for my liking. But it’s not like I can’t eat it, so I’ll finish it.

“You’re a new face around here, are you an adventurer?”

Just as I was about to shovel the rest of the food into my mouth, an older man sitting next to me spoke up. He was a middle-aged guy drinking from a wooden mug, not wearing any armor—probably a local.

I decided to just go along with the conversation.

“Yeah, I’ve been traveling around various places. In short, I’m just a traveler.”

“Ohh~ traveling in this age with monsters around? You must be pretty confident in your skills…”

The old man was eyeing my body like he was undressing me, which made me feel uncomfortable. I don’t have a fetish for being stared at by men.

“But why would a skilled adventurer come to this remote village? There are only weak monsters here, and no dungeons. It’s called the ‘beginner’s town’ after all.”

I pretty much know all of that; the information is already in my head.

But from what the old man said, I understood why all the so-called adventurers around here are young and seem weak.

“And from what I can tell, you’re pretty strong… I can sense some kind of strange power in that unusual outfit of yours.”

Well, that’s because I’m the strongest, I’m a god. As for the clothes, something must’ve happened when my body was altered.

“Well, I guess so.”

I’ve been thinking for a while now, this old man is no ordinary person… he stands out more than anyone else here. I’ll take a quick look.

“—Analysis—”

I muttered a spell quietly to avoid the old man noticing, and information began to flood into my mind.

――― Gostera ―――

Job Former Adventurer / Adventurer Guild Employee

Lv　56

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Oh, you’re a former adventurer? And you’re pretty strong too. The strongest person here is only around level 14, but you’re at level 56. Though, you can’t beat me.

“So, what do you want with me?”

I finished the last bite. As expected, the taste is too bland…

“Actually, I’ve got a request for you since you seem pretty strong.”

“A request?”

“I’m a guild employee. We’re short-handed, and we need someone skilled. So, can you help us out?”

A request? Is it a job? I’m not in the mood for something troublesome…

“Of course, there’s a reward. Two gold coins!”

Two gold coins? Let’s see… one gold coin is about 100,000 yen in Japanese money, so that’s 200,000 yen… but is there such a thing as an easy deal like that? Besides, in this world, I can create as much money as I want, so there’s not much benefit… but I’m free until tomorrow, so I might as well accept it.

“Alright.”

“Really? Then let’s head to the guild! Phew, you’re a lifesaver!”

And so, my way to kill time began. Little did I know, I would regret agreeing to this an hour later.

Chapter length 2891 characters.