The Chronicles of the Man Who Became a God and Did Whatever He Wanted - Chapter 3

Hey, it’s Kanzaki Kakeru, now a god. Right now, I’m seriously regretting taking this job. The reason is…

“We did it!”

“Great job, Light-kun! You were so cool!”

“It’s all thanks to Crie’s healing.”

“Light-kun…♥”

“Crie…♥”

It’s because of this idiotic couple in front of me, who are making a lovey-dovey atmosphere and flirting.

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After that, I was brought to the Adventurer’s Guild by the old man, and I was assigned to look after these two new adventurer brats.

To make matters worse, this quest involves camping training, so I have to camp out with these idiotic brats all day today.

As a modern-day person, this is totally impossible for me, but I’m sure I’ll manage since I know how to do it thanks to my divine knowledge.

At the Adventurer’s Guild, there’s a rule that new adventurers under level 10 must be accompanied by a guide. So, this time, I became the guide in place of the old man. Now I understand why he left it to me—if I had to spend time with these two, I’d probably vomit from all the sickly-sweet atmosphere.

I made the wrong choice picking this job just because I was bored…

The two kids I’m guiding are both 13 year old brats. The warrior-like brat, equipped with an iron sword, leather chest plate, and shield, is Light—his full name is Laitorus. He’s a bit cocky, but he looks exactly like a prince from an anime, a typical handsome guy. It’s so frustrating…

And then there’s the pink-haired girl, blushing and head-over-heels in love with that brat, Light—her name is Cre, or Crielus.

She’s a stunning beauty with big eyes, a perfectly shaped face, and a gentle, well-mannered personality. For anyone with that type of taste, she’s so cute they’d probably pounce on her instantly.

The thing that draws my attention most is the voluptuous br3asts underneath her thick robe, which aren’t completely hidden. She’s slim and petite, yet those br3asts are almost a cheat. I’m not a lolicon personally, but I have to admit, I’d love to grab those br3asts.

“Oi, you two. Stop fooling around and be on guard. Do you want to get attacked by monsters?”

“Tch!”

“Y-yes!”

Light takes a defiant attitude, while Cre who forget I was even there, blushes and becomes embarrassed. As their guide, I don’t interfere, but I don’t ignore them either—just giving them advice as we move deeper into the forest.

I got a rough idea of these two’s strength from the earlier battle, but what about their stats? Should I take a look?

“― Analysis ―”

――― Laitorus ―――

Job Warrior

Lv.　6

HP　50/67

MP　0/0

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As for Light, he’s a frontline warrior, but he’s so damn cocky and shows no respect to those older than him—he’s the type to learn the hard way. He’s just an arrogant kid with no self-awareness, and his pointless confidence and attitude made me want to punch him several times.

I don’t know how that old man managed to put up with him this long.

As for Cre…

――― Crielus ―――

Job Healer

Lv.　6

HP　40/40

MP　12/66

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Well, since she’s been healing Light for a while now, I figured she was the healer, and I was right.

Her MP is dropping fast. It’s not surprising since Light charges headfirst and takes pointless damage. He never uses his shield, is it just for decoration?

Cre’s breath is getting a little heavy too. Should I let her rest soon?

“Oi, Light, it’s time for a break.”

“What? Hey, old man, why are we taking a break? I’m still good to go!”

O-Old man… I’m only 25. Should I really knock some sense into this little brat?

“Can’t you see that Cre’s mana is running low?”

“Ah…”

When I pointed it out, Cre raised her voice. She probably didn’t want Light to notice because she didn’t want to be worried about.

“I-Is that so? Cre…?”

“Y-Yeah…”

Finally realizing it after I pointed it out, Light approached Cre and began to worry. If he’s going to look that worried, he should keep an eye on her.

“We’ll take a break for now. There’s a riverbed nearby, let’s head there.”

“O-Okay.”

“Yes.”

The two of them obediently followed me. I can always tell where I am thanks to the power of the god, so I won’t get lost. Long live the power of the god!

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“So, how did it come to this…?”

We arrived at the riverbed, decided to make camp here for the day, and I left the setting up of the tent and things to the kids while I went into the forest to gather ingredients for Cre’s recovery.

It took me a little longer than expected, but I hunted down a huge boar and returned…

“Cre! Cre!”

“Aah…! L-Light-kun///♥”

They were getting all worked up under the shade of a tree near the riverbank.

To avoid being detected, I used magic to conceal my presence and turn invisible, watching from behind the grass.

But this guy, I set up a barrier to keep people away and ward off magic for safety, and now he’s doing this?!

“I-I’ll put it in, Cre!”

“Y-Yeah, come…////”

“C-Cre! …Ngh! I-I’m in… Ugh… C-Cre’s v4g1na… feels so good…”

Light inserted from behind Cre, who had her hands on the tree and her butt sticking out. This world is moving fast… at such a young age, they’re already doing this?

“However…”

But even through the robe, I could tell… Cre’s got a great body～

Even though her body itself is still that of a developing brat, her br3asts are large and well-shaped, her n1pples are a beautiful pink, and her areola is small and wonderful. I really want to touch them.

Plus, the expression on her face as she’s feeling it is so seductive, the contrast of her immature body with that allure just makes it even more tempting.

Ah, truly, I really am not a lolicon, but I really want to have a go at her once.

Seriously, that Light bastard isn’t moving his waist. He should hurry up and get it going to make her feel good.

“Ugh…! I’m cumming!”

…What? Already?! That’s way too quick! You just put it in! You haven’t even started moving yet!

“Hah… hah… I’m so happy, Crie…”

“Y-Yeah, me too…”

No, no, there’s no way Crie would be satisfied with that. What a damn premature ejaculation bastard…

Well, Crie is young girl and in love, so maybe she’s content with just being held by the person she loves, even more than with the actual pleasure…

“Ugh…”

Once the afterglow ended, Light pulled his hips away and pulled out… What the hell!?

“Tch!?!”

I tried to hold back the sound that was about to escape. But… it’s way too small!

Light’s p3nis size was… the size of a pinky. It was semi-erect, but even if it fully got hard, it wouldn’t grow any bigger! And with something like that, there’s no way it’d feel good no matter how much it’s thrust in. Small and a premature ejaculator… it’s hopeless.

I can’t help but feel sorry for Crie, putting up with something like that…

“Crie, we need to dig it out.”

“Y-Yeah…”

Light inserted his finger and scraped out the semen he had ejaculated out.

“The color’s really light…”

Moreover, there’s barely any quantity either. Still, Light carefully scrapes it out with his finger. No, no, that’s her love juice that’s coming out, you haven’t really produced that much. Plus, with your short one, you probably can’t even reach her womb. Come on, be gentler, Crie’s in pain. But Crie is being a good girl, holding back so he doesn’t notice…

Well, I’ve figured out that Light’s is disappointing in many ways, so I guess it’s time to stop this.

I returned to the riverbank and called out loudly.

“Oi! I’m back! Where are you!!”

Upon hearing my voice, Light stepped out from the grass, looking disheveled. When I asked where he had been, he snapped and said, ‘The bathroom!’ It was quite amusing.

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