The Crybaby Alpha is Actually Really Cool - Chapter 19

In the following journey, Ruan Qingyao was sometimes high-spirited and rushed forward, and sometimes tearful and unwilling to walk. He changed his protective suit seven or eight times.

If it weren’t for the incentive of taking a shower being dangled in front of him, and the threat of solitary confinement for missing breakfast looming behind, Ruan Qingyao might not have successfully walked out of the Off-Road Training Room during the morning drill.

Ruan Qingyao was like a gust of wind, rushing from the military tower to the mess hall, devouring his meal, and rushing out again. The five people, including Cheng Shu, who caught up with him, only noticed his bulging cheeks.

After taking a comfortable shower and changing into clean clothes, Ruan Qingyao breathed a long sigh of relief, feeling alive again.

Carrying a pile of dirty clothes, Ruan Qingyao went to find the household robot. It had been working so hard recently, so Ruan Qingyao decided to change its battery to a watermelon-flavored one, which it liked. Although the washed clothes would all smell like watermelon, surely no one disliked watermelon.

“Agua, what happened to you?!”

Having been in a rush recently, Ruan Qingyao hadn’t taken a close look at the household robot. He didn’t expect it to look so worn out and vicissitudinous. Its watermelon-rind-shaped hat on top was even dusty!

Agua, the household robot, blinked the lights where its eyes should be and let out a sigh of exhausted overload.

“Wuwuwu, Agua, I’m sorry.”

Agua: “Wa-wa-watermelon… watermelon…”

“Good, good, good, I’ll let you eat watermelon all the time from now on,” Ruan Qingyao wiped his tears and gently replaced the household robot Agua’s battery with a watermelon-flavored one.

Ruan Qingyao looked at the standard battery he took out and voiced his confusion. Why was it used up so quickly? Normally, one battery could provide the household robot with three months of non-stop work. Had it already been in use before?

This was a small matter, and Ruan Qingyao didn’t take it to heart.

Since Agua could only say “watermelon, watermelon” and couldn’t complain, how could Ruan Qingyao have imagined that a bunch of conscience-less villains would actually make the poor little robot wash their stinky socks and clothes, which were comparable to bio-weapons?

Seeing Agua, who was “sipping” the watermelon-flavored battery, return to its normal appearance, Ruan Qingyao smiled. “I’ll leave these to you, Agua.”

Agua’s eyes flickered, it spun in a circle, and used its mechanical hand to make a little heart shape.

Ruan Qingyao thought about the adorable Agua and then about the monthly exam reward, feeling absolutely delighted.

Humming a cheerful tune, Ruan Qingyao walked into the restroom in Hongwen Building. He had eaten too quickly just now, and the food was uncomfortably stuck in his stomach and esophagus, so he went to the restroom to throw up some of it.

Induced vomiting was harmful to the stomach, and Ruan Qingyao generally wouldn’t do it. It was just that he had eaten and run too quickly just now, and throwing up would make him feel better.

After his operation, Ruan Qingyao thoroughly cleaned his mouth. When he walked out, he found that the restroom door wouldn’t open.

Ruan Qingyao tried hard to pull it. The door did loosen, but Ruan Qingyao didn’t dare to move it anymore. The door seemed to be pèng cí (a scam involving feigning injury/damage), feeling like it was about to fall apart.

He turned around and looked at the surroundings, preparing to leave through the window. The window on the first floor looked high, but it was actually nothing.

Just then, a door to a restroom stall suddenly opened, and an Alpha walked out.

The Alpha was about 2.1 meters tall, and his military uniform was stuffed with bulging muscles, as if he had muscular hypertrophy, completely lacking any aesthetic sense.

Ruan Qingyao finished his evaluation in his mind and stopped there. Only an idiot would dance in front of a stranger. He bypassed the unfamiliar Alpha and walked towards the window. The warning bell had already rung a minute ago; he needed to quickly get to the classroom and sit down.

Unexpectedly, the man stretched out his muscular arm to block Ruan Qingyao. Not only did he block him, but he even hooked his arm back, trying to pull Ruan Qingyao into his arms.

“It’s rare that that dog-thing Li Ying said something true. The little cutie is really beautiful, and this butt is quite shapely.” Li Menhu’s tone was condescending. He never expected Ruan Qingyao to refuse. “Follow Big Brother from now on, and I’ll make sure you have a comfortable life in the military tower.”

Ruan Qingyao was in a good mood and couldn’t be bothered to argue with his excessive remarks. With a turn, he moved out of the reach of the arm, still maintaining good manners: “I’m not interested in what you’re saying. Please mind your boundaries.”

“Heh,” Li Menhu retracted his empty arm, displeased, and clenched his fist. But then he seemed to think of something else and showed a strange smile. “Looks like you’re still a virgin? Then you wouldn’t know Big Brother’s goodness. Big Brother is big and thick, with good stamina and a good figure.”

As he spoke, he started to unbutton his clothes and thrust out his two bulging abdominal muscles. His dark skin was shiny with oil. “Not everyone gets to see Big Brother’s physique.”

Ruan Qingyao only felt his eyes stinging. Aah, aah, aah, why does such an ugly thing exist in the world? He closed his eyes in pain.

Li Menhu only thought he was shy. So many little guys before had said no, no, but in the end, they all succumbed under his crotch. His bed partners all liked to lick his abs.

“Don’t be shy. Come and touch Big Brother’s abs. This is exclusive to you.”

Li Menhu reached out to grab Ruan Qingyao’s arm. Ruan Qingyao was so dazed by the oiliness that he didn’t react quickly enough and was grabbed. He was forcefully pulled, making Ruan Qingyao’s hand touch his abdomen.

“Ah—”

Ruan Qingyao’s scream and Li Menhu’s scream sounded simultaneously, each one more miserable than the last.

Ruan Qingyao, who couldn’t control himself, had tears in his eyes. He directly punched Li Menhu in the stomach, sending Li Menhu flying towards the window. He then hopped on his feet to wash his contaminated hands.

Wuwuwu, I hate abs the most.

Ruan Qingyao muttered while washing. After washing for a long time, he couldn’t help but move his gaze to look at Li Menhu.

He saw Li Menhu leaning miserably against the window, bl00d dripping from the corner of his mouth, and his stomach swollen high, completely lumped together, unrecognizable from its original shape.

It seems I hit him a little too hard, Ruan Qingyao felt a bit guilty, but it was all his fault for insisting on pulling him to touch his abs. He didn’t do it on purpose; he just couldn’t control himself.

Right, it’s all his fault for provoking me. He brought it upon himself.

But the kind-hearted Yaoyao couldn’t leave an injured person to fend for himself in the restroom. The clever Yaoyao covered his own face, dragged the person, and moved him to the entrance of the Hongwen Building.

Someone will definitely see him!

Ruan Qingyao slunk like a cat. He breathed a sigh of relief only after returning to the classroom.

Cheng Shu knew immediately that something must have happened.

Sure enough, as soon as Ruan Qingyao sat down, he whimpered and complained, “Someone bullied me and insisted on making me touch him. He’s such a pervert, wuwuwu.”

The four people, Wen Yuchen, stood up instantly with a “swoosh,” rolling up their sleeves. “Where is the bastard?”

“Oh, is this a rebellion?” Ruan Qingyao was about to speak but was interrupted by Nie Wan, who had just entered. “Didn’t you hear the class bell ring? If you don’t want to sit, stay standing.”

The four people immediately sat down in unison with a “swoosh.”

Nie Wan’s gaze swept over the four faces, finally landing on the pleasing sight of Ruan Qingyao. The beauty-lover couldn’t control himself anymore.

“You must have heard that a monthly exam has been added,” Nie Wan said. “This class, I will talk about the development history of the Imperial Military Tower. This is important.”

Nie Wan smiled grimly. Sure enough, development history was not something for everyone to learn. The textual material alone was as thick as over ten copies of the Imperial Dictionary, probably over a meter tall.

Heh, there are policies from above and countermeasures from below. The exam questions only allow for textual content, right? Little do they know that for these academic underachievers, text makes them even more miserable.

Nie Wan’s speaking speed was like a machine gun, non-stop. The people below couldn’t keep up with his speed even if their hands broke from copying. However, slacking off and not copying was even worse. He would definitely not provide the materials, so they could only piece them together after class, hoping for a complete set.

After this class, everyone’s hands were trembling, as if they had Parkinson’s disease. Treatment wouldn’t even work; it was said to be psychological trauma.

Wen Yuchen still remembered Ruan Qingyao being bullied. As soon as class ended, he asked for the specifics. His rolled-up sleeves and clenched fists ready to be thrown represented his anger.

Xiong Yan and You Xiaoxi were the same. Xu Lingguang was also angry, but he would never show it. Instead, he righteously declared, “Such scum is not worthy of wasting air. This young master is going to enforce justice on behalf of heaven.”

Ruan Qingyao felt too embarrassed to keep whimpering. He said shyly, “Well, I already taught him a lesson. He should know he was wrong.”

“One thing at a time,” Cheng Shu, who had also rolled up his sleeves at some point, said, “If we don’t stand up, outsiders will think Room 201 is easy to bully. Qingyao, you don’t have to worry. I’ll watch them and make sure they don’t go too far.”

Ruan Qingyao sheepishly said, “He should be in the infirmary, right?”

He had seen someone carrying that person towards the infirmary during class.

Cheng Shu nodded: “Lunch break is long. We’ll go later.”

When they went to the infirmary after lunch, they found that the person was not there.

Ruan Qingyao’s feeling of guilt intensified. Cheng Shu asked, “Has anyone with excessive muscle come here?”

The therapist was busy and didn’t lift his head. “Li Menhu? He was transferred to the hospital. We couldn’t treat him here.”

Everyone: “…”

Ruan Qingyao didn’t dare to look up, his voice tiny: “I… I used a little force.”