The Film Queen’s Live-In Son-in-Law is the King of the Women's Kingdom (GL) - Chapter 7

July 2nd. The weather was beautiful, and it was a good day for weddings.

As a person from ancient times, Little King Shen was very particular. Although she was in a hurry, she had to check the calendar. Thankfully, the almanac didn’t say today was a bad day for weddings.

She wasn’t sure if the almanac had any say in modern marriage registration, and to her shame, Little King Shen had to shamelessly ask her “big money-bags” and future “wife” to check the almanac for her.

It was then that Yu Chiyin realized something. This notorious A-City slut, it seemed, was probably, maybe, illiterate.

Little King Shen scratched her head and made up a story. 

“I drank too much yesterday. I don’t remember a thing.”

She sounded exactly like a slut who gets what she wants and then pretends not to know anyone, but Little King Shen very conscientiously patted her chest and promised, 

“Don’t worry, even though I don’t remember, I own up to what I’ve done. I’ll take responsibility.”

“…” 

What responsibility, exactly? You’re going to take responsibility for what?

Yu Chiyin put on a fake smile. This was good. An illiterate slut was easy to control. Shen Ji had torn her black evening gown to shreds yesterday and now could only stare blankly at the torn pieces of black fabric, wearing Yu Chiyin’s pajamas. She couldn’t believe it.

“I did this?”

“That’s right.” 

Yu Chiyin didn’t even turn her head as she went to the walk-in closet to find new clothes for her. Thankfully, a celebrity’s wardrobe had plenty of brand-new clothes sent by sponsors. Their heights were similar, so the sizes should be too, with the exception of a certain area.

*****

In the master bathroom, Shen Ji held a bra in her hands, examining it carefully. The size she wore at home yesterday was a perfect fit. She now used her hands to roughly measure this new one.

She confirmed it.

“Ah~ so big.”

Little King Shen’s face turned red. She shyly put it on. It felt a little empty, and her heart felt a little defeated, but then she thought, what did it matter if hers was small?

As long as her big money-bags’ was big enough.

Ah, she had to change her name for her. After they get their marriage certificate, she should call her “wife.” In the past, she could call her “madam” or “dear consort.”

Hmm, she’d ask her big money-bags what she liked to be called.

Shen Ji wasn’t an idiot. In a marriage bound by money, she had a clear understanding of her position. Yu Chiyin was paying for her, so she was a man who married into the woman’s family. She just didn’t know if she would have to change her surname.

In the Kingdom of Changyuan, some men who married into the woman’s family didn’t have to change their surnames, but their children naturally couldn’t take their name. The one with higher status in the family was the head.

“Are you done?”

The glass door of the bathroom was knocked. Shen Ji opened the door and saw Yu Chiyin, who had already changed. They were dressed similarly, both in a white shirt with a stylish design. Shen Ji was given a pair of stonewashed jeans, which hugged her long legs tightly.

Yu Chiyin had chosen a pair of beige casual pants and leaned against the wall with her hands in her pockets, watching her. Shen Ji’s face was flushed, her mind once again completely captivated by the beautiful sight. She took a deep breath, trying hard to stay calm. She said,

 “I’m ready.”

“Good, put on some light makeup,” 

Yu Chiyin said, pulling her to turn around. Her gaze naturally moved down, and she felt a slight emptiness in her chest.

Oh~ the little slut’s size isn’t enough. Yu Chiyin smiled knowingly, now understanding why Shen Ji was shy and blushing. It was because of her own inferiority.

A huge misunderstanding.

But one was laughing secretly in her heart, while the other was completely oblivious, her eyes filled with her beautiful older sister. She was also sighing that it was a great thing to be alive again and was starting to not want to go back to the Kingdom of Changyuan.

Shen Ji looked at the jars and bottles in front of her, tilting her head up and waiting for her big money-bags to serve her, with no self-awareness of her position. Yu Chiyin’s gaze swept over her a third time.

“You…” 

She felt a little choked up. 

“You don’t know how to do makeup?”

“Nope, I don’t,” Little King Shen replied.

Little King Shen didn’t think not knowing how to put on makeup was a big deal, but Yu Chiyin looked at her social media page. Although the girl looked pretty good, the photos she had posted clearly showed traces of makeup.

Slut.

As expected, a real slut.

Her methods were so advanced. She must have used the same trick to get her ex-girlfriends to do her makeup for her.

Yu Chiyin raised her hand to check the time. For the sake of Shen Ji being an important part of her plan, she decided to do it herself.

“Close your eyes.”

“Okay.”

“Close your mouth.”

“Mmm.”

“Done.”

“Hehe~”

Shen Ji didn’t even look in the mirror, just stared at Yu Chiyin and giggled.

“Pfft~” 

Yu Chiyin’s composure broke. She couldn’t keep a straight face with this idiot. With a mixed-race face of defined features that looked high-class and aloof when she wasn’t smiling, Yu Chiyin couldn’t help but feel a little pity for her intelligence when she did.

“Wife, do you like this name?”

 Little King Shen remembered her plan and immediately started to show her seriousness, determined to serve her big money-bags in every way, starting with confirming the address.

“Or would you prefer me to call you ‘money-bags’? ‘Madam’? ‘Sister’? Or…?”

Yu Chiyin was worried the conversation was going to take a strange turn. If Shen Ji started calling her 

“honey,” “babe,” or “sweetheart,” 

she was afraid she wouldn’t be able to resist slapping her. Of course, she wouldn’t hit her face, as Yu Chiyin still found this face very pleasing.

“Just call me, um, ‘wife.'”

“Okay, wife.”

Little King Shen was very quick to catch on, immediately settling into her position as a humble husband. So she asked attentively, “Wife, are you hungry? Should I make you something to eat?”

“You? Can you?”

Yu Chiyin was actually a little hungry. Although she was skeptical, she still took Shen Ji to the kitchen, gesturing for her to just make something simple.

Oh no.

Little husband Shen looked at the various machines in front of her. She didn’t recognize any of these things. She asked Yu Chiyin with an innocent face, “How do you use these?”

“…”

Fine. She had overestimated this useless little slut.

Luckily, modern technology wouldn’t let two people who couldn’t cook starve. Yu Chiyin skillfully placed an order on her phone and then instructed Shen Ji, 

“Go get the takeout later.”

“Okay,” 

the little husband Shen quickly nodded in agreement. She hesitated for a while, pulling out her own phone, wanting to figure it out. She had just seen a piece of calligraphy in Yu Chiyin’s home, and she recognized the characters on it.

So she asked Yu Chiyin about it, learning that those were traditional characters, while the ones on Yu Chiyin’s phone were simplified characters.

“Can you help me change the characters on this to traditional?” After being a king for so many years, it was her first time being seen as illiterate. This was not a good feeling, and Shen Ji was eager to get rid of it.

“Hmm? Sure.”

Even though she found her a bit strange, Yu Chiyin helped her set it up and returned the phone to Shen Ji. Shen Ji was pleasantly surprised to find that she could indeed read most of them, except for some strange symbols.

She pointed to the Arabic numerals in the top right corner and asked, 

“What are these?”

“…” 

Yu Chiyin closed her eyes. It’s okay. The child doesn’t know her numbers. She’ll teach her.

Under the enthusiastic guidance of the actress Yu, the illiterate little husband Shen successfully memorized the Arabic numerals from 0 to 9 before the takeout arrived and also wrote down her future wife’s phone number. Shen Ji went to get the takeout, which the community manager had picked up from the delivery person and personally delivered to the door of the house. 

Of course, they were photographed secretly again.

Although the hot search was gone, the paparazzi were still camped outside the community, taking photos from a distance with long telephoto lenses. They couldn’t get into the wealthy neighborhood, so the photos were blurry, but at least the general scene was clear.

Paparazzi A said excitedly to his colleague who was also waiting, 

“Look, she came out! She’s getting the takeout!”

“Damn! This is big news! They spent the night together, are eating takeout in the morning, and have no intention of leaving! If this isn’t a relationship, what is it?!!”

Paparazzi B was incredibly excited, snapping pictures non-stop.

Shen Ji was completely unaware, happily bringing the takeout back. She and her future wife had a wonderful breakfast. She was starting to think that being a husband who marries into the wife’s family was more interesting than being a king. The takeout was delicious!

When she was a king, what she ate every day wasn’t as good as this one meal of takeout!

So Little Husband Shen pestered Yu Chiyin to teach her how to order takeout. She even memorized the name of the restaurant, determined to eat there again.

Yu Chiyin reminded her, 

“If you like it, you can eat it again tomorrow. You’re moving in with me anyway.”

“Huh?” 

Little Husband Shen’s excitement faded into a daze. What did she just hear?

Live together?

She was going to be allowed to live with her future wife?

In the Kingdom of Changyuan, husbands who married into the wife’s family had no status. They had to live in a separate small courtyard and were only summoned by their queen to come and serve her.

Although it was her first time as a husband, and she was unfamiliar with the customs, Shen Ji’s eyes filled with tears as she looked at her future wife.

“Wah, you’re so good, wife~”

“…” What’s so good about me?

Yu Chiyin was puzzled. How could this little useless slut be so stupid and so cute? It was strange, in a good way. It felt a little right to keep her at home. The actress Yu, who had always wanted to have a pet, suddenly felt that no pet could be as interesting as this useless little thing.

Luckily, they had a three-year marriage contract. If the little useless thing behaved well, it wasn’t impossible to give her a long-term job.

“Are you full?” 

Yu Chiyin casually changed the WeChat contact name she had just added to “Useless Little Thing.”

Little Husband Shen quickly took two more bites. Only after she had completely swallowed did she look up with sparkling eyes and say, 

“I’m full, wife.”

So obedient.

I want to pinch her.

Before she got even weirder, Yu Chiyin decided to maintain her persona. She stood up aloofly. “Let’s go. We have to get the marriage certificate.”

“Okay~” 

The new husband wasn’t completely useless on her first day. She had already learned how to take out the trash, throwing it in the garbage can by the gate under Yu Chiyin’s guidance, where special personnel would come and collect it.

In the garage, there were several cars. Yu Chiyin deliberately glanced at the little useless thing, but Shen Ji had no reaction. The shocked expression she had been expecting didn’t happen. She simply pointed to one of the more low-key Audis and asked, 

“Can you drive?”

Shen Ji’s records said she had a driver’s license.

Little Husband Shen shook her head blankly. She didn’t have any memory of that.

“I can’t drive, but I can open the door.” 

She said, quickly walking over and opening the car door, her eyes bright, inviting Yu Chiyin to get in.

“…”

If she was seriously trying to play the part of a useless person, Yu Chiyin thought, this acting award should go to Shen Ji.

But she acted so naturally, without a single hint of pretense. It was perfectly in line with the character of a real airhead who couldn’t drive and didn’t know which side was the driver’s seat. Yu Chiyin began to believe that the drink from yesterday had really messed up the little useless thing’s brain. So she proposed with a hint of tenderness, 

“How about we go to the hospital for a check-up first?”

But the little husband misunderstood her. Recalling all the explicit images in her mind, she felt a little wronged but could only agree reluctantly. 

“I, I’m not sick.”

Shen Ji’s voice dropped, as if she had been accused of a great injustice. 

“It was my first time, too.”

She didn’t even remember the process, yet she had given away her first time for nothing. But she also knew that it was normal for her big money-bags to have such concerns. In the Kingdom of Changyuan, consorts also had to be checked and cleaned before they could be sent to the king’s palace to serve her.

“Go ahead, if you must.”

“…”

She was clearly concerned about her brain, so why did this useless thing look like she was being bullied?

Yu Chiyin walked over, tapped her bowed little head, and said helplessly, “So dumb.”

“I was worried you were still feeling unwell from drinking too much yesterday, so I wanted to take you to see a doctor first.”

“Oh?”

 Little Husband Shen’s face cleared up immediately. She giggled foolishly again, 

“Okay, okay! Thank you, wife.”