The Goddess’s Might Saves the World

As the world teeters on the brink of apocalypse, humanity’s last hope is found deep within the sanctuary of the bosom.

$$The Holy Bosom Seal: The Twelve Demon Kings$$$$A Fighting Game-Style Novel$$

Legend has it, this is an “aberrant remnant chapter” of the Hero’s myth. The original Divine Chosen Hero, however, utterly degenerated into useless on the battlefield. And so— The multiverse’s most popular, kind-hearted, well-endowed Goddess personally descends. She personally overrides the timeline. She abandons the divine magic, opting instead to use her bosom to pin down and suppress the Twelve Demon Kings, one after the other. The chronicler made a note on the margin: “When the black smog lifts, humanity won’t be looking for the Holy Sword, but for the Holy Bosom.”

The young hero is a weakling, crying in the ashes. The Goddess whispered: “It’s large enough here. I’ll take over protection duty.” She used her bosom to crush the hellhounds, fallen winged demons, tentacles, and dragons. Every single victory was the act of squeezing the darkness into the abyss of the Holy Bosom. For the final movement, the poet only left one short line: “The world wasn’t saved by a blade, but found peace in her embrace.”