The Real Young Master Was Sold as a Slave, The Obsessive Crown Prince's Forced Love - Chapter 37
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Chapter 37: You Want To
[Hahahahaha, is it a surprise or not!]
[Xiao Yu’s day is full of surprises. First, being drugged by Su Yunhe, then kidnapped by Prince Yu, then brought back by Qi Wang who kept saying “Your Highness, please help” along the way, then having a big fight and falling out with Su Yunhe, and now being set up on a blind date…]
[What a busy and fulfilling day!]
Song Yu: …
Fulfilling my ass!
Shocked and speechless, he performed the customary bow and greeting.
Consort Li’s smile was bright. Sitting next to her was a girl who looked young and inexperienced but shared some facial features with Consort Li.
When Song Yu looked at her, the girl had a timid expression and lowered her eyes.
Consort Li looked like she was enjoying the spectacle of her cousin being shy. She said to Song Yu, “Why are you standing so far away? Come closer so my cousin can get a good look at you.”
Song Yu: …
No!
Your Ladyship, do you have to be so direct!
Song Yu immediately knelt down to Consort Li, “I thank Your Ladyship for your grace and favor. It is a great honor for this subject, but this subject has only just entered the Imperial Academy of Medicine…”
Consort Li waved her hand, interrupting Song Yu.
“I won’t listen, I won’t listen! An Imperial Physician chanting scriptures!”
Song Yu: …
Consort Li’s eyes held a hint of mischief, and she smiled, “Just tell me, is this Mistress, my cousin, beautiful or not?”
Song Yu: …
To be a person or to be myself!
I cannot be led by the nose.
Clearing his throat, Song Yu said, “To be honest with Your Ladyship, I like men. I am fond of the male gender. Looking at your cousin is like looking at my own female friend; she looks beautiful no matter how I look at her.”
Clatter!
The teacup the cousin was holding fell to the floor.
She looked at Song Yu with surprise.
Consort Li frowned, “Men all smell stinky. What’s there to like? Don’t you know, with your fair skin and tender flesh, if you like men, your butt won’t be safe.”
Song Yu: !!!
Where are the boundaries!
[Hahahahahaha! How blunt!]
[My wild Consort Li, she can really say anything!]
[Xiao Yu was almost shattered by the shock.]
“Can this condition of yours be cured with medicine?” the cousin asked Song Yu in a soft voice.
Song Yu firmly shook his head, “It’s comparable to a terminal illness; medicine is useless.”
After hearing this, the cousin immediately turned her head to look at Consort Li, “Your Ladyship, he’s the one.”
Song Yu’s eyes widened.
What do you mean ‘I’m the one’?
I like men!
Are you hard of hearing?
After saying this to Consort Li, the cousin rose with a smile and walked towards Song Yu, “To be honest with you, I like women. After we get married, you can go find men, and I can go find women. We won’t interfere with each other, but we will treat each other with respect. It’s a match made in heaven, a celestial couple on earth.”
[!!!]
[…]
[Cousin, you…]
[I almost choked on my snail noodles! What kind of bizarre plot is this!]
[Each playing their own game, right? A contractual marriage, right? You ancient people are truly trendy!]
Consort Li, who had been giggling moments before, was so shocked that she blurted out a classic, “W**!”
She looked at her little cousin in disbelief, “Are you sick?”
The cousin sincerely nodded, “Yes, Physician Song said himself that a condition like ours is incurable by medicine, comparable to a terminal illness. In short, I’ve decided. I will marry Physician Song. Your Ladyship, please make the arrangements.”
Consort Li: …
Song Yu: …
“Mistress!” Song Yu hastily said, “To be honest, I just offended His Highness Prince Yu today. Being with me will bring a lot of trouble.”
The cousin smiled gently at Song Yu, looked down at him, and patted Song Yu’s head, as if stroking her pet dog.
“Don’t worry. If you marry me… no, after we get married, His Highness Prince Yu won’t trouble you anymore. He has always wanted my father to support him. Do you know who my father is? Grand Tutor Song. He’s very powerful.”
Song Yu: …
As they were talking, a maid came in to report that the Emperor had arrived.
Consort Li waved her hand, “We’ll discuss this later. You two may leave first.”
Song Yu quickly and nimbly bowed and withdrew.
The cousin followed him out, “Why are you running so fast? Let’s discuss the marriage. It’s better to do this sooner rather than later.”
Song Yu was a personification of a giant eye-roll.
He looked at the cousin in exasperation, “But I don’t want to get married.”
The cousin smiled gently, “No, you want to.”
Song Yu: …
No!
How can there be a person like this!
Is this the self-indulgence of you people in high positions!
Forcibly marrying a common fish!
Taking a deep breath, Song Yu patiently persuaded her, “Mistress, I always feel that liking someone should be pure. For example, me. If I like someone, I want to be with him openly, marry him, and bow to heaven and earth with him.”
The cousin clicked her tongue, “Does it have to be the wedding ceremony? If you fancy someone, can’t I bring him back to the manor to be your page? So you can spend every day and night together. Of course, if I fancy someone, you can take a concubine, take her back and gift her to me.”
Song Yu: …
My Heavens!
Song Yu firmly refused, “I only want to grow old together, openly and honestly, one person for one lifetime.”
The cousin looked helpless, “You are so headstrong.”
Song Yu was speechless, “Anyway, I don’t want to be secretive, nor will I pretend to marry a woman just to be with a man. I can’t get over that hurdle in my own heart.”
The cousin sighed, “You are so headstrong.”
Song Yu: …
Who is the headstrong one!
He continued to persuade her, “Besides, we don’t know each other. If we rashly agree to an engagement, who knows what will happen in the future? Mistress, marriage is a lifetime event; one must be cautious.”
The cousin yawned, looking indifferent, her tone laced with mockery, “A lifetime event? It’s just so-so. Alright, I’ve noted everything you said. When we return to the capital, I’ll take you to meet my father and let the old man choose a memorial day… an auspicious day.”
After saying that.
The cousin walked away gently, like a wisp of wind.
Leaving Song Yu completely flustered where he stood.
[Hahahahaha, this cousin is a fascinating person too!]
[Anyway, everyone is more likable than the main character who is the recipient of the affection. I only started watching this drama to see the main character who is the recipient of the affection! Alas!]
[I’m going to smoke a cigarette.]
Song Yu sighed!
What kind of situation is this!
Damn it!
If he returns to the capital and meets the cousin’s father, Grand Tutor Song, and Grand Tutor Song also agrees to this marriage… won’t he be forced to marry?
Others are chosen from the list of successful candidates, and he’s being forced into a contractual marriage?
No way, no way.
A person must actively resist an unreasonable fate.
I will go and cause trouble right now!
As long as the trouble I cause is big enough, no one will be able to control me!
Song Yu turned and left.
Nearby.
In the shade of a tree, Su Yunhe watched Song Yu’s retreating figure with bloodshot eyes, trembling with rage.
Why on earth!
He had worked hard for three years in the capital, trying to please everyone, yet he only managed to climb to the position of Imperial Physician.
But Song Yu, after only a few days, not only has the favor of the Crown Prince, but now—
Grand Tutor Song’s daughter also wants to marry him?
Song Yu!
Don’t blame me!
You are blocking my path!
His Highness Prince Yu told me to deliver you tonight, so you can only go and be a plaything under Prince Yu. You are only fit to be played with!