The Senior Student (female) Is Not Human

Synopsis

Blurb:

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Xie Shiwei accidentally handed her love letter to the school’s most popular “Goddess.”

She remembered the Goddess’s infamously terrible personality that matched her perfect beauty: arrogant, vain, and venomous. Then she looked at her own crumpled, cheap love letter.

Xie Shiwei: I am absolutely doomed.

Later that afternoon, the Goddess was in a car crash and died on the spot. Xie Shiwei felt a pang of regret but was also relieved she wouldn’t be cornered and lectured by the Goddess’s obsessive admirers.

Until that very evening.

Someone knocked on her door during a heavy rainstorm. She opened it to see the soaking wet xuejie (senior student) standing outside. Her black hair clung to her pale face, and the red mole at the corner of her lips was vivid and sinister.

She held the equally drenched love letter in her hand, curved her lips into a dazzling smile, and asked:

“You want to date me?”

Xie Shiwei: “!!!”

*

Jiang Xiyao had long been accustomed to hearing the crazy infatuations and whispers of her prey. They all ultimately wanted to kill her and possess her corpse, even if only in fragments.

【That face of Senior Sister Jiang is really beautiful.】 Hearing this, she scoffed. Did they want to scratch up her “flirtatious” face? Or peel off her skin?

【A face that beautiful, perfect from every angle, must look stunning when she’s looming over me…】 Jiang Xiyao: “…?”

【Her fingers are so white, so long, they glow like jade. Oh my god, what perfect fingers.】 Jiang Xiyao malevolently mused on the image of her fingers being strung together into a necklace by this person.

【They’re perfect for checking my GPA.】 Jiang Xiyao: “??”

She laughed—what kind of coward only dares to think of such garbage?

Then she discovered that this little coward was having explicit fantasies about her every day, but in reality, had handed the love letter to someone else.

The day she snatched the letter and appeared on Xie Shiwei’s doorstep, she saw the girl faint from sheer shock. Jiang Xiyao kindly shook her awake.

She cupped Xie Shiwei’s face, gently licked away a terrified tear, and praised her as a reward:

“Crying looks so tempting, Junior Sister Shiwei.”

“Does the thought of being my girlfriend make you this happy?”

…

Xie Shiwei once again witnessed her xuejie become the victim at a crime scene. She was so embarrassed she fainted again.

When she woke up, the victim gave her a chilling smile:

“Don’t pretend. Just a moment ago, when I was perfectly fine, weren’t you imagining the scene of you getting knocked unconscious…?”

She shook her head wildly and tried to crawl away, but her ankle was grabbed and she was slowly dragged back.

“Be good,” a seductive, low laugh whispered into her ear. “I’ll satisfy you right now.”

…

Reading Guide:

1. “Evil Woman” Literature, a Campus Monster story with “tropey” elements like forced possession/entrapment (literally “strong grab, deep possession”). The xuejie is a ‘Painted Skin’ demon (a classic Chinese monster), and her personality is super, super, super bad. Do not judge her by normal human moral standards. If this makes you uncomfortable, run away quickly!
2. The Monster Xuejie has extensive custom settings, possessing some traits of the Tomie character (from Junji Ito) and an unparalleled charm.
3. This is a pairing of an Evil, Shady, Bad Dog Xuejie (Attacker/Top) $\times$ A Crybaby, Timid, Lecherous but Face-Worshipping Xumei (Receiver/Bottom)!
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Next Project: She Loves Me So Much (A brief summary of the next project is included in the original text, but not translated here to focus on the main work.)

Content Tags: Mistaken Identity, Sweet Story, Campus, Brainstorming, Alluring/Seductive Character, White Moonlight

Characters: Xie Shiwei, Jiang Xiyao

Other: Do you want to tame a bad dog?

One Sentence Summary: She’s even going to possess me by force, boohoo!

Theme/Moral: Inner beauty is more important in relationships! (Note: This is often an ironic or satirical “moral” in this genre.)