Wait, I Got in the Wrong Car (GL) - Chapter 3

Lou Anran struggled to help the person from the room’s doorway to the bed. She turned on the air conditioner. In a flash, Mo Ying performed a three-hundred-and-sixty-degree spin. She twirled three times with a thud thud thud, and all the bedding scattered to the floor.

Mo Ying shook and shook until she finally flung off the annoying shoes from her feet, revealing two tender white little feet. She patted the soft mattress beneath her with a fierce yet adorable expression. “Water, water, water. I want lots and lots of water.”

Lou Anran nearly got hit in the face by the flying shoe. Her face turned ashen. This person’s little face was flushed red, and her body temperature felt scorching to the touch. Yet with her lively and energetic appearance, she hardly seemed like someone who was ill.

She was truly difficult to serve.

Lou Anran thought this as she walked. Chu Shu should have brought the doctor by now. When she reached the entrance, she spotted a row of mineral water bottles. She wondered whether to hand one over. Her hand reached out first and grabbed a bottle. By the time she walked back to the inner room, Mo Ying’s figure had vanished from the bed.

Splash, splash.

Mo Ying saw a bathtub much larger than the one in her current place. It could easily accommodate her rolling around inside without the constraints of a small tub where she could barely move, often splashing water all over the room.

In a short while, she had comfortably tumbled several times in the bathtub. The rose petals meant to enhance the atmosphere were mercilessly pushed aside by her golden fish tail, which shone brighter than the sunlight outside. The water flow gently polished each of her exquisite scales. Mo Ying squinted her eyes in comfort. Her tail swayed left and right, even rising high to fiddle with the showerhead above, allowing the cool water to drench her from head to tail.

Inside the bathroom, the water splashed and churned, accompanied by a melodious and pleasant song.

Through the frosted glass, Lou Anran seemed to see a golden object arc in a parabola. She blinked. In the end, she did not stoop to peeking. She simply stood quietly outside, listening to the strange tune from Mo Ying’s mouth. The annoyance that had just risen in her heart miraculously calmed. The sharp words on the tip of her tongue softened. “People with a fever should not play in water.”

The song stopped abruptly. Mo Ying jumped in fright and quickly retracted her fish tail. She huddled in the bathtub and watched quietly for a moment. She realized the other person was still standing outside the door. Reluctantly, she opened the door barefoot. Her cute toes curled uncomfortably on the slightly rough carpet.

Lou Anran did not expect the little brat to obey. Everything that had happened today already exceeded her principles. She was about to leave when the bathroom door opened from the inside instead.

Mo Ying looked at her, completely soaked. Her pair of green eyes appeared especially helpless. The clothes on her body clung tightly to her sensual figure. Wet, they adhered smoothly without a single wrinkle, accentuating her already curvaceous form even more alluringly. The crystal water droplets from her hair slid down her fair skin, tracing into the seductive curves and tempting one to peel away the small garment to glimpse inside.

Lou Anran had seen beautiful people before, but someone like Mo Ying, with her innate pure aura and enchanting beauty, was truly rare. The first images that came to her mind were a pure angel and a seductive succubus radiating desire. These two qualities were combined in one person without any sense of discord. She could not help but look a couple more times.

Mo Ying followed the other’s gaze down to herself. Nothing seemed amiss. She had hidden her tail well. “Is something wrong?”

Lou Anran realized her behavior was somewhat improper and looked away. “The clothes on you are really quite special.” Suddenly, she recalled the golden flash behind the frosted glass earlier. “Let me borrow the bathroom.”

Mo Ying stepped aside but had no intention of giving up the little territory she had just found. Naturally, she followed behind like a little tag-along.

Lou Anran’s phone suddenly rang. She pulled it out, completely unaware of the water spilled on the floor. Her foot slipped.

An accident happened!

Her phone escaped her grasp first. It whooshed into the bathtub with a splash.

Seeing Lou Anran about to fall into her little nest, Mo Ying quickly grabbed her from behind. But Lou Anran had already braced one hand in the bathtub. Her unsteady body, pulled by Mo Ying, lost its force instead. The two of them, lacking coordination, tugged and pulled like they were dancing a tango in the bathroom. Finally, they both tumbled into the bathtub together.

Lou Anran was jolted by the pool of cool water. She fell in a daze. Before she could see clearly, darkness enveloped her vision. A soft body pressed against her back.

Thump thump.

The other’s heartbeat drummed clearly into her ears. In all her years, Lou Anran had never been embraced so intimately from behind by a woman. Her heart skipped a few beats, and she almost ignored the pair of ice-cold hands.

However, soon a cool sensation slid over her smooth ankle. Her hairs stood on end. The darkness amplified her other senses. She instinctively reached out to grab, but caught nothing except flowing water. “What are you doing?”

Mo Ying helplessly glanced at her fish tail that had popped out again. It was strange. Her fish tail was very disobedient today.

“I, I… wait a moment.”

Beside her ear came pattering sounds like some massive object slapping the floor tiles. When Lou Anran could see clearly again, her phone was completely ruined. Not only was the screen black, but it was also shattered somehow. It had failed before even starting.

Mo Ying had already jumped out of the bathtub first. She extended her hand toward her with a sweet smile, leaning half her body forward. One could clearly see the two full mounds bouncing.

Then she heard her say enthusiastically and kindly, “Your clothes seem completely soaked. Do you need me to help you take them off?”

Lou Anran’s heart tightened. If not for the other’s eyes being as clear as glass and her smile pure and sweet, she would have thought this was a calculated seduction if it were anyone else.

This was not good. For a moment there, she had almost been tempted.

The luxurious presidential suite provided exquisite bathrobes that were infinitely sexy, with intricate gold-black designs and a hollowed-out back. Without a second thought, she changed out of her soaked clothes. She glanced at the bathroom door, which was tightly closed again, and hesitated whether to pass the other one to that person.

Playing in water and undressing each other with a stranger in a hotel room was truly a rare new experience.

Click.

Thinking it was Chu Shu arriving with the doctor, Lou Anran looked at her current attire and felt it was inappropriate. The moment the door was pushed open, she used her leg to push it back.

“Go—” get a new set. When Lou Anran saw who it was, the relaxed expression on her face froze instantly. Her brows furrowed slightly. Through this group of idle people, she saw her playful assistant jumping up and down behind these two, making all sorts of weird faces at her, both ugly and comical.

“Anran, you really are here. As soon as Mommy heard someone saw you, she came specially. Your father and I were discussing your marriage today.” The elegantly dressed woman outside spoke at length. Seeing Lou Anran unmoved, she immediately changed tactics. She pushed the shy girl behind her forward and affectionately tucked a strand of her long straight hair. “What a coincidence. Luna happened to be visiting our home. When she heard it was to see you, she came with me. You two haven’t seen each other in a while. You must have a lot to talk about.”

Lou Anran’s face darkened, exuding an aura that kept people away. Yet the shy Miss Luna in front of her seemed unable to read faces. She offered a carefully prepared gift. “I made these chocolates. I hope you like them.”

Chu Shu jumped until her legs nearly cramped. Yet her boss did not even glance at her. Helpless, she rolled her eyes skyward. She had truly tried to stop these two. One was the second wife properly married into the Lou family, and the other was her boss’s… um, rumored ‘fiancée’.

Probably, perhaps.

Only her boss did not acknowledge it.

Speaking of this ‘fiancée’, Chu Shu immediately thought of today’s top priority. She checked the time. Oh, only ten minutes left. She bounced her short legs desperately, pointing frantically at her wristwatch, making faces. She was just short of shouting, “Boss, do you still want to handle your scandal?”

Unfortunately, her boss had no time for her right now.

Lou Anran did not even look at the elaborately packaged gift box. She only said coldly to Miss Zhao Luna, “I don’t eat sweets.”

Zhao Luna let out an ah of disappointment and withdrew her hand.

Madam Lou stood behind her and patted her waist comfortingly. “Anran, talking like this through the door seems too strange. You’re blocking the door and not letting us in. Could it be that you’re hiding a lover in your golden house?”

Chu Shu’s eyes widened. “!!!”

Right, there really was a little beauty in her boss’s room.

Damn, a shura field.

Lou Anran suddenly curved her lips in a faint, ambiguous smile. “Indeed.”

Madam Lou was stunned. “You child, always teasing us. If it’s inconvenient for you, then we… Luna, don’t you have something to say to Anran?”

Prompted by Madam Lou’s winks, Zhao Luna mustered her courage again. But facing Lou Anran’s cold expression, she faltered and only mumbled, “Do you have time tomorrow night? I booked Mich—”

A hand with a skin tone different from Lou Anran’s suddenly reached out, startling all three, no, four people present, including Lou Anran herself.

If not for the fragrance she had smelled twice before reminding her who was behind, she might have thrown the person out immediately. Thinking this, Lou Anran’s tense back gradually relaxed. The other’s scorching body heat transferred over.

Fever again?

Why in waves?

Lou Anran changed from her previous coldness and distance. “What’s wrong?”

Mo Ying had already sensed something was off in the bathroom. Her fish tail was uncontrollably appearing and disappearing. She was somewhat out of control. Later, she figured it out. It was not from overusing her tail when hitting people today. She had entered the differentiation period, commonly known as adulthood.

As a mermaid different from the norm, no one had told her how to get through the differentiation period.

She intimately rubbed against this human’s back. The burning sensation on her body eased a tiny bit. She rubbed softly and sweetly. If Lou Anran had not stopped her, those pretty and clean hands would have touched places they should not. “I’ve refilled the water. Can we stay in the water like before, okay?”

Lou Anran was made restless by her rubbing and coquettish behavior, plus the fragrance lingering at her nose tip. The scent was thick, and smelling it too much even caused a bit of dizziness.

“…”

This was an astonishing amount of information.

Chu Shu, leaning against the wall, heard this and her eyes nearly popped out in shock. Looking closely at Lou Anran’s exposed straps and the robe short to the thigh roots, “…”

Her boss was truly a beast.

But this speed was way too damn fast.

“You, you two—” Zhao Luna pointed at their ambiguous embrace and disheveled appearance, most importantly Lou Anran’s non-rejecting attitude. “You like women like her?”

Lou Anran did not hesitate. “Yes.”

Not expecting her to actually answer, Zhao Luna’s tears came instantly. Seeing the two of them lovey-dovey and ignoring everyone else, she angrily smashed the exquisite gift on the ground, muttering that she was being bullied, and ran off crying.

Madam Lou had been dumbfounded since Mo Ying appeared. Throughout, her eyes bulged in shock. From her angle, she could at most see Mo Ying’s wet golden hair and her slender, fair hands. Just hearing that soft, cottony voice, she knew it was a little vixen skilled at seduction.

She looked disappointed, as if hating iron for not becoming steel. But meeting Lou Anran’s distant eyes, she could say nothing. “Anran, you child, how can you do such nonsense? Even if you really can’t control yourself, don’t do it in front of Miss Luna.”

Lou Anran replied, “Weren’t you the one who brought her?”

Madam Lou choked and could only glare hatefully at the little vixen hidden tightly behind Lou Anran. “Girlfriends need to be coaxed. I’ll go check on Miss Luna. Handle her matter quickly, and don’t let your father know.”

Chu Shu, who had been eating melons throughout, nearly clapped in applause. What a great show. Her boss’s move was like killing three birds with one stone. Boss had great skills. Even so, the dutiful assistant still wanted to remind her boss.

Bang—

Mo Ying impatiently pulled the person back. With a kick of her little leg, the door slammed shut, nearly hitting Chu Shu on the nose. Along with it, her words of “Boss, your scandal with Miss Luna…” were scattered.

Lou Anran was pulled back to the bathroom like a whirlwind. Before she could react, she was pushed into the bathtub a second time. While choking on water, a cool cloth covered her eyes. “Blindfolding again. I suspect you’re really sent by them to deliberately approach and seduce me.”

Mo Ying did not quite understand what the other was saying, but it did not stop her from using this human’s hand to solve her body’s problem. The other’s hand was magical, with distinct bones, feeling like jade. It was a very beautiful hand. Seeing Lou Anran about to use her other hand to pull off the white gauze, she quickly pressed the person against the smooth bathtub wall. Her whole body leaned over menacingly. “You must not pull off this white gauze. You can’t look at me.”

Being pinned by a little brat, who threatened each time with a pleasant and soft voice, and most importantly, who had just helped her solve a big problem, put Lou Anran in an unusually good mood. Smelling the fragrance emanating from the little one, she felt happy and became less difficult. “Kid, what exactly do you want to do to me?”

Mo Ying was extremely annoyed. “I’m not a kid. I’m three hundred years old!”

Lou Anran was stunned. “Hahaha.”

If Chu Shu were here, her jaw would drop. She had followed Lou Anran for three years and had never seen her laugh so heartily.

“Ouch, you kid, are you a mad dog? Biting really hurts.” Lou Anran suspected her skin had been broken by the kid’s sharp teeth.

“Just biting you, biting you.”

Mo Ying was furious. What kid, kid? By human average age, she was the ancestor of these humans.

Hmph, ignorant human.

Lou Anran did not know what the little one was thinking. She just found it very amusing. She could not see, but her other senses were amplified dozens of times in the blindfold and water. She could feel the other guiding her hands to gently glide over soft and smooth skin, accidentally leading her into beautiful clouds. The cottony touch was truly addictive. She almost got lost in it. When she encountered the floating cotton in the clouds, she curiously reached out and pinched. The result was delightful.

Mo Ying nestled in her arms like a little kitten, humming. Her hands wrapped around her neck, most of her body relying on her in an extremely trusting pose. “Very comfortable. Help me more.”

Even with most of her body immersed in water, an inexplicable heat began to grow in Lou Anran’s heart, especially listening to the little one’s enticing voice and the occasional high notes. Each sound was intoxicating and captivating. She felt this kind of help was contagious. She was becoming unlike herself. “Little one, are you sure you want me to continue helping?”

She could not see. Her fingers delicately traced Mo Ying’s exquisite face, from brows and eyes down to the small nose and the lips that emitted pleasing sounds. As if bewitched, she subconsciously lowered her head, but it landed on the other’s bouncy cheek. The little one had dodged, this sly little one. “Whether you like it or not, I’m going to start biting you, too. Don’t cry.”

Mo Ying replied, “Who would cry? You’ll be the one crying.”

She had not cried in over fifty years!!!

The little one smelled very fragrant. The more immersed, the more dazed, as if in a dream. Lou Anran felt like she had drunk wine. The other’s body scent was like a pot of aged liquor. The wine does not intoxicate; people intoxicate themselves.

She followed the scent to the source on the little one’s body and subconsciously touched the other’s nape. This time, the little one did not refuse and even lifted her nape for her to touch.

Lou Anran thought of the little one’s earlier fierce yet adorable manner and could not help but smile. She gently rubbed. Finding nothing special there, Lou Anran did something particularly bold. She kissed it cherishingly. The little one in her arms suddenly trembled. So she naughtily nibbled lightly twice.

Mo Ying softened entirely into water. Her highly swaying fish tail dared not touch the other excessively. Enduring the wild urges, the fish tail transformed into two slender legs, wrapping around like noodles.

The initial nibbling and playful antics gradually changed flavor in the water. The water sounds splashed continuously without stopping. Lou Anran finally heard the wonderful song intermittently from Mo Ying’s mouth. The gentle actions gradually lost control. The two of them scrubbed the bathroom over and over. Finally, with undiminished excitement, they moved to the dry ground outside.

Lou Anran very much wanted to see the little one’s enraptured expression. Just as she was about to lift the white gauze, Mo Ying gently clasped her wrists and guided them behind her. The swaying fish tail, moving with a mind of its own, slid across the floor and tugged the bedding from the corner to drape over their damp bodies. Another round of heart-pounding activity was about to begin.

Mo Ying’s hoarse voice was still melodious. She whispered in Lou Anran’s ear, “I’ve learned everything you just taught me.”