What to Do if You Mess With an Omega? - Chapter 34.1

Wen Yuan Shuang was a glutton; on ordinary days, when she had nothing to do, she wandered through various live stream rooms, determined not to miss a single one.

But after trying for a day, dark cuisine outnumbered the gourmet food.

She ate on the starnet until her face turned green and bitter, then immediately ordered food from Yijiansheye offline to improve her appetite; she was a high-V at Yijiansheye and enjoyed the priority tasting rights for high-Vs.

However, Yijiansheye had no new dishes lately, which brought them back to their boss Xu Yuqing; Xu Yuqing’s marriage to Yan Bojing had fallen apart, and she had disappeared for a period.

This disappearance had left Wen Yuan Shuang’s mouth suffering.

Yijiansheye’s food surpassed most eateries; it was the most popular restaurant on the capital star, with chain stores spread across dozens of planets.

With no other choice, Wen Yuan Shuang fended for herself, and she truly discovered a gem.

Lately, a food streamer had popped up from nowhere; it was said that she made all dark cuisine, but her darkness was only on the surface. Each time, the ingredients she brought out were particularly frightening, yet the taste turned out exceptionally delicious.

Unlike some dark cuisine streamers who used normal ingredients but produced food that made one—vomit.

Wen Yuan Shuang had tasted her stir-fried red fruit with goo goo eggs; the goo goo eggs were soft, fluffy, tender, and smooth, fresh and savory, and when held in the mouth, they even had a sweet and sour taste that lingered wonderfully.

Later, she had tried having the home robot nanny recreate it, but after half a day of replication, she always felt that what the robot nanny made resembled a different dish entirely, and the flavor was even more off, as if something essential was missing.

After tasting the original, how could she wrong her taste buds?

Later, she could not help but offer some suggestions to Yijiansheye; Manager Wu said he would consider it and inform her of the results.

Wen Yuan Shuang waited for Yijiansheye’s reply while not forgetting to continue squatting in the [Turtle孫, No Guts, Huh?] live stream room.

She had heard there was a lucky draw that evening, with the prize being a small snack she had never heard of.

She rubbed her fists and palms, prayed to the gods and Buddhas, knelt to heaven and earth, and even brought out the memorial tablets of her late in-laws to bow to them, all in hopes that the European emperor’s luck would possess her.

And she actually won!!!

Thank heavens, thank grandpa and grandma.

However, one portion of octopus balls contained only six pieces, round ones that did not even fill a palm, much smaller than goo goo eggs who knew how many times over.

Wen Yuan Shuang took small bites to taste; mm, the entrance featured a crispy outer skin, and with one bite, a full burst of sweet fragrance, with the soft and glutinous filling containing chewy squid tentacles; the rich texture exploded on the tongue, leaving endless aftertaste.

Wow, it was too delicious.

She closed her eyes and quietly savored the joy that the gourmet food brought.

It was a pity there were only six.

Wen Yuan Shuang had been married for many years and had even given birth to a little brat; seeing that the little fellow was about to return soon, she hesitated again and again before deciding to leave two for her son. As for her husband at home, if he returned late, there would be none for him.

When Hua Rui Bo returned, he saw his mom acting sneaky.

“Baby, come here quick; Mommy transferred you something good to try, but you have to register an account first.”

“What is it?”

“You will know once you eat it.”

When he saw the octopus balls on Wen Yuan Shuang’s light brain clearly, he could not help licking his lips. “Mommy, I tasted this today; it is very delicious.”

What nonsense was this child spouting?

Wen Yuan Shuang unceremoniously retorted to her own son. “Look where the cows in the sky have flown? This was something your mom begged your grandma and grandpa to bless her so she could luckily draw it; there are only twenty portions across the entire capital star. Is not your mommy’s luck impressive?”

Hua Rui Bo rolled his eyes dramatically. “Grandpa and Grandma are truly amazing.”

He hoped that next time Hua Ge Lan wanted to beat him, Grandpa and Grandma could also manifest and stop it.

“I have a classmate who just transferred from another star; she brought a bag of these snacks today and made our whole class faint from the aroma. She even gave me one to try.”

When he mentioned this, Hua Rui Bo boasted proudly; perhaps because he was handsome, the new classmate had given it to him to eat, and the other classmates had no such treatment.

Not to mention anything else, this ball’s flavor was truly delicious; after eating it, one wanted more, but unfortunately, he had only gotten one. One should say most of the little friends in the class had only gotten one.

“!?”

“No way; the same as Mommy’s?”

“They look the same; Mommy, can you buy me a bag? Forget it; one bag is not enough to eat my fill at all—two bags, the more the better. I also want to bring some tomorrow to share with my classmates.”

Wen Yuan Shuang fell silent.

Son, why do not you listen to what you are saying?

At the same time, similar conversations occurred in many families.

The classmates who were on good terms with Ning Qianqian had luckily tasted the fragrant and sweet octopus balls that occasionally burst with filling upon one bite.

The classmates who were not on good terms with her were now rolling and throwing tantrums at home, demanding that Daddy, Mommy, Grandpa, Grandma, or paternal grandparents buy it; if not bought, they simply would not get up.

In short, if the classmates had it, they wanted it too.

But the key was, where could one buy it?

At this moment, Ning Hanzhu was fiddling with her tofu; it was her first time making it, and she worried it might fail, but fortunately, out of curiosity, she had looked up the entire process of making tofu.

It was simple to say.

However, since it was her first time doing it by hand after all, Ning Hanzhu focused most of her attention on making the tofu and had no idea what was happening outside.

[Ah ah ah, streamer, I want to ask where one can buy octopus balls.]

[Same question; the child is rolling and throwing tantrums at home.]

[This snack is absolutely the best snack I have ever eaten; it could top the rankings. But only six pieces—too few.]

[??? What the hell is takoyaki? Are we watching the same streamer? Was not tonight’s live stream supposed to be spicy tofu?]

[Ah ah ah, missed the lucky draw.]

Xu Yuqing saw the star citizens howling like hungry fledglings in the live stream room and could not help taking out another octopus ball from the box; this thing’s flavor was indeed delicious and particularly addictive.

The two delivery boxes that had arrived were originally packed densely, one ball next to another, stacked high; she had originally planned to taste two and stop.

After that, when assigning tasks to Luo Tianran, she could not help tasting a few more.

After lunch, she felt the meal had no flavor, so she took out this snack again and ate a few… By now, Xu Yuqing discovered that one box of octopus balls was almost at the bottom.

When had her self-control become this poor?

No panic; she still had one box.

Xu Yuqing could not say whether it was to record or to commemorate; she placed the two boxes together and took a photo, along with one of her forking an octopus ball, then uploaded them to her usual account.

This upload naturally caused a sensation that went without saying.

The friends on Xu Yuqing’s account were already particularly numerous: a group of suitors, business elites, and fellow Omega friends, all secretly spying on her account, because one could occasionally glimpse her preferences and habits from it.

To know oneself and the enemy ensured victory in every battle.

Luo Tianran was the first to see it—actually two boxes!!! Her eyes turned red with envy; this streamer was too biased. The netizens in the live stream room only deserved the data-simulated finished products, and even those were only twenty portions!!!

She had not drawn one.

She might as well get rid of this non-European hand.

She angrily slapped the back of her own hand hard; Yang Xiu watched from the side in utter confusion. “Miss, if you want to eat it, I can go buy some.”

Luo Tianran pouted; if it could be bought with money, would she be envying and jealous here? Just because it simply could not be bought, she dared to confirm that this thing existed only at Xu Yuqing’s place—unique and unparalleled.

Who would not like such preference?

She liked it too.

Woo woo woo.

She had to admit she was right.

At present, who across the entire planet still had octopus balls in hand? It was Xu Yuqing.

While Ning Hanzhu was still focused on the tofu forming, a hot comment like this had climbed onto a capital star website that closely followed current events and even became a hot post.

#Who knows where octopus balls can be bought? I am willing to pay 100,000 gold#

[Real or fake? 100,000 gold?]

[Should be real; I saw this poster seeking help everywhere. But what the hell is takoyaki? Is it that expensive?]

[If you give me 100,000 gold, I can pinch out any balls for you; do you want sturgeon, blackfish, or soft-shelled turtle?]

[Upstairs, stop messing around; they want octopus. From birth until now, I have never seen an octopus.]

[Is there really no one who knows what octopus balls are?]

[There is; directing to the live stream room of streamer “Turtle孫, No Guts, Huh?”; octopus balls were the lucky draw prizes, only twenty portions in total.]

…

Ning Hanzhu finally made the tofu, full of a sense of accomplishment, and then she saw the number of people in her live stream room skyrocketing; she rubbed her eyes. “100,000?”

She suspected she had misread it; the live stream room had just broken ten thousand viewers, and that was largely thanks to the popularity brought by several Omega young ladies.

However, after she refunded the reward money to Miss Niya, Miss Niya had not appeared again; instead, some people were still being sour, so her ten thousand fans actually had a lot of filler, with part following Miss Niya in and leaving with her.

But fans accumulated slowly anyway.

[Wow, congratulations to the streamer on achieving a million-viewer live stream room.]

[Sister is the prettiest tipping 500 deep-sea yachts.]

[I Have a Little Cub tipping 500 deep-sea yachts.]

[Love Money Like Life tipping 100 submarine yachts]

…

A string of rewards dazzled the eyes; Ning Hanzhu confirmed that her live stream room had exploded, jumping from ten thousand straight to a million—that was absolutely a qualitative leap.

Because her backend kept dinging nonstop, she did not know whose contract had been sent wrong again.

Her heart pounded along with it.

The anticipated achievement seemed to come faster and more fiercely than she had imagined.

[Streamer, promise me: next lucky draw prize, can it be a thousand portions? Twenty portions really are not enough to see; my octopus balls ah.]

[With so many people offering heavy rewards to buy octopus balls, streamer, why not consider opening an offline shopping channel? That way, it is good for you, good for me, good for everyone.]

[Streamer is really good at hyping; were not the octopus ball finished products just drawn for twenty portions? How come online it seems like thousands of people are saying how delicious they are? Could it not be water army hired by the streamer?]