When I returned from exploring the dungeon to save the world, I found out that my lover had been stolen, and I was blamed for the failed expedition. Enraged, I quit Japan's strongest party—only for them to self-destruct on their own. - Chapter 14
“Alright then, here we go!”
I wasn’t really sure what was going on, but I started talking as I was told…
What do you mean, “Alright then”?!?
Whoa, it’s really Okita!
Hello! I’ve been looking forward to this.
Using the Japan Dungeon Association’s official social media for promotion—hilarious!
“When I mentioned doing a casual livestream, one of the staff members offered to promote it for me.”
Oh, so that’s how it happened. I thought Japan’s strongest warrior just flexed his influence.
I totally assumed it was workplace harassment.
But seriously, why the sudden livestream?
Yeah, Okita, you never did this kind of thing before.
As soon as the stream started, the screen was flooded with comments.
It felt weird watching my own livestream while streaming, and the flood of questions was overwhelming.
“Don’t look so lost right from the start.”
“Haruka~”
Wait, what?!?
Haruka’s there?!?
Hurry up! Okita’s part is over! Haruka, come on already!
“Shut up! Don’t cut me off like that—I haven’t even done anything yet!”
I wasn’t used to this kind of atmosphere.
To be honest, I hadn’t watched many livestreams before either.
“Here, read this.”
“Uh… let’s see… ‘Since I’ve been too lazy to stream before, I ended up letting the Kazuno family manipulate the narrative. I’m reflecting on that now, so I’ll be sharing information myself from here on out. Please support me…’ Wait, what the hell is this?”
“That’s exactly what it means. ♡”
“Ugh… alright…”
Haruka, don’t monopolize him!
He read it all like he was being forced, tried to complain, and then just blushed and lost momentum—hilarious.
Okita, you wimp!
“It’s not my fault! She’s too cute.”
“Ehehe~ ♡”
Screw you!
Haruka, hurry up and get on screen!
What even is this stream?
Obviously, it’s a channel where Okita broadcasts information… and also flaunts his relationship.
I want my money back!
You didn’t pay a cent! This channel isn’t even monetized!
“I actually set up this channel for you a long time ago, but you never used it.”
“Did I…?”
“Yes, you did! See, everyone? I went through all that trouble for him, and he just ignored it!”
Okita should apologize on his knees.
Naked dogeza!
Why naked?!? 😂😂😂
“Naked? Well, if it’s just the two of us, I wouldn’t mind.”
“…”
Arrest him! Someone arrest Okita!
Damn it, Haruka may look young, but she’s an adult, so there’s no legal issue! Damn it all!
They’re just a normal, happy couple…
“This stream isn’t going anywhere, and there are only 600 viewers. Can I end it now?”
Absolutely not!
Yeah, no way!
Haruka, hurry up!
“You can’t end it yet! We haven’t accomplished today’s goal.”
“Uh… what was that again?”
“Read this next.”
Wouldn’t it be faster if Haruka just explained everything?
Yeah, and more people would join if Haruka was on screen.
“Wait, me?”
“Nope~ Haruka’s mine to enjoy, so no~”
Okita, step outside. We need to have a talk.
You’ve just made enemies of thousands, my dude.
“You wanna go?”
I sincerely apologize.
I’m so sorry.
Whoa, whoa, Okita! It was a joke! A joke, I swear! 😅
Like we could ever take on Japan’s strongest! Hahaha…
The way everyone instantly backpedaled. 😂
Well, they weren’t wrong—this conversation was going nowhere.
“Alright then, introducing… Haruka!”
“Wait, what?!”
Why so sudden?!?
What just happened?!? 😂😂😂
Okita, nice move!
He set that up perfectly.
Damn… she’s adorable…
She’s hereeeeeeeeee!!!
Wait, why is she dressed as a reindeer?!?
She’s so cute I wanna give her presents. 🎁
Why isn’t this channel monetized?!?
And why isn’t Okita in a Santa costume?!?
Haruka… why the cosplay?
“Because Okita wouldn’t do the stream… so he said he’d do it if I wore this…”
“Well, Christmas is coming up.”
Haruka looked bewildered after being suddenly pulled in.
But honestly, she was so cute that I had already spent some time petting her before the stream started—not that anyone needed to know that.
She’s way too cute!
We need a Santa outfit too!
“That’s for Christmas.”
I actually had a Santa outfit ready for her already. But that was a secret.
“Wait, what?!”
Her face turned bright red. Cute.
Christmas Eve stream?!?
“Nope. Not happening.”
That one’s just for me.
Stop hogging her!
Not fair! Show us too!
“Think about it.”
About what?
“Haruka wears a Santa costume, right?”
Yeah, so?
“She looks adorable, right?”
Grrr…
“My self-control flies out the window, right?”
…Wait.
“And then…”
“Okita!”
“Oh, oops. That was almost R-rated.”
YOU BASTARD!
SCREW YOU!
THIS GUY…!
Who even watches this kind of stream… wait, 30,000 viewers?!?
“Alright, now that that’s settled, let’s get started.”
What happened to the 600 viewers from the start?!?
“Okita only looked at the early numbers. He didn’t realize how many people were joining.”
“So, everyone came to see Haruka, huh?”
“Wait, what?”
Obviously!
I tweeted ‘Haruka in a reindeer costume on Okita’s channel,’ and it’s trending. 😂
It actually hit the trending list! 😂
Wait… what was this stream supposed to be about again?
Wasn’t it just Okita taunting all the single guys?
Damn it, Okita! (grits teeth)
Is this revenge for us believing the media’s lies?!?
We apologized for that, but that’s a separate issue!!!
“Alright, Haruka, you’re all red. Time to explain.”
“Eh? O-Okay… Onii— I mean, Okita…”
DID SHE ALMOST CALL HIM ‘ONII-CHAN’?!?!?
JEALOUS! JEALOUS! JEALOUS!
Guys, shut up so the stream can continue!
The chat is just full of jealous screams.
“I don’t care about rankings. Haruka is my number one.”
“!?!!?”
What are we even watching…?
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