You Say You Believe in Science, But You Fly on a Sword - Chapter 25
Chapter 25: Your Mother Must Have A Great Sense Of Humor!!!
Ru Men Walker Qi Yun: … Listening to your words is like listening to words! You can tell it’s from Europe!
Lingxuan: Amitabha Buddha, Fellow Daoist Qi’s words are reasonable.
Tempered Body Chu Tianlong: Stinky broadsword user, I think you haven’t been beaten by me for too long!
Mo Dao:??? Come on, let’s have a one-on-one fight!
Jingsxue: … Speaking of which, this building is tilting a bit fast…
Yin Wanshan felt tired.
He Family Ancestor He Yuntian: I’m coming, I just dealt with some family matters.
He Family Ancestor He Yuntian: Daoist Jingsxue mentioned that the situation also exists in the Southwest, and the affected population is similar. I just encountered it a few days ago.
Jingsxue: Suddenly doing these things in our territory, we must give them a taste of their own medicine!
Outside the screen, several old men let out malicious laughter, and a sinister aura gradually spread…
On the morning of the sixth day, Yin Wanshan received a message from Su Qin’an.
Qin Shiqing’an: Master, the seven of you are not intimidating enough!
Jingsxue:?
Qin Shiqing’an: Yesterday afternoon, when I walked down the street, people surrounded and attacked me! And they used illusions to conceal our actions, preventing others from noticing. It’s clearly organized and disciplined!
Jingsxue: Audacious!
Qin Shiqing’an: So, Master! You see, even when I walk down the street, I get surrounded and attacked. It’s so hard to survive!
Jingsxue: So?
Qin Shiqing’an: Shouldn’t you give me some treasures to protect myself?
Jingsxue: I think you want to self-destruct! Thinking!
Qin Shiqing’an: Master, aren’t you going to ask how I am? When I told Ying Qing, she was very worried about me!
Jingsxue: You can send messages, which means you’re alive, being alive is enough.
Qin Shiqing’an: …Master, what do you think they will do next?
Jingsxue: Do you know who they are?
Qin Shiqing’an: I don’t know, but it must be a foreign sect!
Jingsxue: You’re quite clever.
Qin Shiqing’an: Will they take further action?
Jingsxue: I’m not sure, but this is our territory. If they dare to come, we’ll fight back! I don’t mind my sword formation seeing bl00d, I just don’t know if they’re willing to contribute a little bl00d…
Qin Shiqing’an: Master is mighty!
On the seventh day, the punishment Su Qin’an had been muttering about for a week finally came.
In the same old place, Mobei, ten Great Ascension Realm cultivators and several Minor Accomplishment Peak cultivators gathered in the high altitude above China, invisible to ordinary people.
The leading Great Ascension Realm cultivator took a deep breath and shouted: “People of China! Come out! ”
The voice, amplified by spiritual energy, spread across China, but only cultivators at the Minor Ascension Peak and above could hear it.
“What’s going on? Who’s here to cause trouble? ”
“I don’t know. Who’s stupid enough to cause trouble in China? Don’t they know those seven aren’t easy to mess with? ”
“It’s not just the seven of them, there’s also Senior Zhang Yundao…”
When Yin Wanshan arrived in Mobei, five of China’s seven top experts had already arrived.
And Old Man Zhang Yundao, stood at high altitude, closing his eyes to cultivate.
Beside him stood the Seven Sword Immortals, with seven swords floating around them; Lingxuan, bald and wearing a kasaya; Mo Dao, carrying a long broadsword; Qi Yun, in scholar’s attire holding the Judge’s Pen; and the strongman Chu Tianlong, all standing quietly behind the old man, like children following their grandfather, well-behaved.
“Oh, Yin Wan Shan is here? I’ll leave this to you. This old man will go and rest first. Really, they don’t understand respect for the elderly…”
After saying that, he stretched his muscles, shook his head, and slowly walked away.
There were more than a dozen people on the other side, each with a strong aura, glaring angrily at the seven on their side, especially at Zhang Yundao, wishing they could kill him directly.
Despite this, they stood neatly in formation. Watching the old man walk away, they dared not make a sound, afraid of incurring his displeasure.
“Where’s that old man He Yuntian? Why hasn’t he come yet? ”
Mo Dao asked: “Daoist Jingsxue, have you seen him? ”
Yin Wanshan stood beside the others: “No, maybe their He Family is large and prosperous, so they have a lot of things to deal with? ”
“Everyone is large and prosperous. Your Daojian Sect doesn’t have that many things…” Mo Dao said dissatisfiedly: “What do we do with these cowardly guys? Fight directly? I haven’t used the Mo Ling Twelve Blades for a long time, I don’t know how effective it is anymore! ”
“Amitabha Buddha, Donor Mo Dao, your words are wrong! ”
Lingxuan chanted a Buddhist mantra: “How can humans be filled with such killing intent? All beings suffer, we should value peace! ”
“Master means…”
“All beings suffer in this world, this poor monk wishes to transcend the donors on the opposite side with you all, helping them to ascend to paradise early! ”
Yin Wanshan facepalmed.
This bald old man again!
“Don’t you take us seriously! ”
On the other side, the leading Great Ascension Realm cultivator shouted: “Die! ”
“I do not kill nameless people, state your name! ”
The Seven Sword Immortal coldly shouted: “And, why are you causing trouble in our Cultivation Grounds? ”
“Your sect has borrowed our Sacred Twin Swords for so long… shouldn’t you return them? ”
An elder came out from the opposite side: “Heaven is the witness to everything, I wonder if you could return the Sacred Twin Swords to us? ”
Yin Wanshan sneered: “What Sacred Twin Swords? I don’t know anything about them! ”
“Correct! Heaven and earth bear witness, do not make false accusations! ”
Qi Yun shouted: “To impose a crime, there’s no need for a reason? Just because you say the Sacred Twin Swords are taken by Daoist Jingsxue, it’s too one-sided! ”
Yin Wanshan didn’t want to admit that he felt a little guilty…
He was bluffing, but Qi Yun was genuinely protecting him!
But since the other side knows that the Sacred Twin Swords are in the Daojian Sect, there must be a traitor!
He has to thoroughly investigate this when he goes back…
While Yin Wanshan was lost in thought, the Saintly Radiance Sect Master was already somewhat shaken.
Seeing Qi Yun’s righteous appearance, could it be that the Sacred Twin Swords are really not in the Daojian Sect, not in China?
It couldn’t be that the spies were spreading false information!
“What about you? What is your reason for coming? ”
Qi Yun looked at the other dozen or so people: “Without a reason? ”
“A disciple of our sect went missing in China, I need to find him! ”
The Sakura Pavilion Master said: “Every disciple is my precious child, I will never allow any disciple to have safety concerns in another’s Cultivation Grounds! ”
“Bullshit! ”
Chu Tianlong roared: “Has Japan run out of excuses? One hundred years ago, during the war in the Mortal Realm, you used this excuse! It was the disappearance of soldiers during military exercises, now it’s the disappearance of disciples? Are the dogs you raise directionless? ”
“You…”
“Brother Chu makes a good point! ”
Qi Yun said: “A dog, after being raised for a few years, will know its way home. Constantly getting lost…could it be a wolf? ”
Yin Wanshan secretly laughed.
Qi Yun, worthy of being a person of Ru Men, not only can fight, but also curses so well! He must have devoted time to studying it!
Under Qi Yun’s sharp tongue, the Sakura Pavilion Master was so angry that his teeth itched, wanting to retort, but found himself at a loss for words.
“Attack! Baka! ”
The Sakura Pavilion Master moved his right hand, and three red silk threads as thin as cow’s hair appeared in his hand, flying towards Qi Yun from an extremely hidden angle.
The figures of the seven stood out against the others, appearing particularly thin.
“Boom! ”
“Ah! Baka! Your mother must be very humorous! ”
Two rockets flew in from somewhere, one hitting the silk threads, and the other hitting the Sakura Pavilion Master, blowing him up and covered in dust.
Moreover, after the rocket exploded, it not only had fragments and high temperatures, but also a powerful spiritual energy fluctuation!
“Everyone! I’m not late, am I! ”
He Yuntian laughed loudly, leaped down from his flying sword, and stood beside Qi Yun.
And on his shoulder, he was carrying…
A rocket launcher.
That’s right, a rocket launcher.
“I’m a little late, I borrowed something from Uncle Sam, which is what you see. ”
He Yuntian laughed: “Don’t say it, although the power is not great, but with the addition of spiritual energy, it’s barely acceptable! ”
Sakura Pavilion Master/Saintly Radiance Sect Master:??? Big Brother has this thing, how come I don’t know??? This is so advanced??? You don’t even want us primitive people to know about it??? Is this tech cultivation now???