You Say You Believe in Science, But You Fly on a Sword - Chapter 31
Chapter 31: Three Minutes, I Want All The Info On This Guy
Moved into a new home, and Huazhong University of Science and Technology’s welcome party is about to begin.
At six o’clock in the evening, the auditorium was already full of people.
Su Qin’an and Xie Yingqing sat in the back.
Anyway, their eyesight is good, so it doesn’t matter if it’s a little far.
A group of freshmen were sitting in front, perhaps just finished military training, still carrying a strong aura, they sat down in a flurry.
Su Qin’an frowned, secretly casting a few minor spells, a transparent barrier separating the two of them from other students, creating two worlds.
To put it simply, it’s noise reduction, air purification, and ultra-clear vision 【Praise】
He knew that Xie Yingqing didn’t like such an environment when it was too noisy.
Xie Yingqing saw his movements and smiled: “Is there a program list? ”
Su Qin’an shook his head: “How could I have one? But I guess it will take a while for them to really start, if you’re bored you can sleep for a while? ”
“… ” Xie Yingqing was silent for a moment: “Why do you sleep when you have nothing to do? ”
Su Qin’an squeezed Xie Yingqing’s hand: “If not sleeping, what do you want to do? ”
“Dream… ”
Su Qin’an smiled and touched Xie Yingqing’s head: “Okay, then you do. ”
If he guessed correctly, the next thing should be the president’s speech, the advisor’s representative speech, the student representative’s speech…
Anyway, it won’t be over in half an hour or an hour, it’s better to take a nap!
Sure enough, Chang Yuanhong had only spoken half of his speech when Xie Yingqing was already drowsy.
“What are these people doing… ”
Xie Yingqing mumbled dissatisfiedly: “So many things, Master doesn’t have so many things! ”
Yin Wanshan, who was suddenly mentioned:???
After an hour, the speeches of various leaders were finished, and the party officially began.
“… The first item, a song and dance performance by Class 2 of the Grade 2 Economics and Management Department 《Light Makeup, Heavy Makeup, All Equally Beautiful》. ”
There was singing and dancing, and the ambiance of the whole program was particularly good, especially the occasional lighting changes, which seemed to drape a layer of gauze over the performers.
“University older sisters are really pretty, woo woo… ”
“Who says not? Look at that one, I really like her! ”
“She has a boyfriend. ”
“Huh? Brother, how do you know? Share some intelligence? I’m very happy to be Cao Cao’s man. ”
“Heh, I am her boyfriend, you kid is quite bold! ”
“Whoa… I knew it, brother, you are so outstanding, you and that beautiful woman are a perfect match! ”
“Old Li, do you have any crushes? ”
“Get lost, get lost! ”
The stage was lively, and the audience… was also lively, almost fighting.
In a physical sense.
“Is it beautiful? ”
Xie Yingqing pinched Su Qin’an’s hand: “Which one is prettier, them or me? ”
“Of course you are prettier! ”
Su Qin’an answered without hesitation: “You are the Daojian Sect Saintess, who can be prettier than you! ”
“You’re so glib! ” Xie Yingqing said coquettishly: “Okay, okay, watch it if you want, I’m not that stingy! ”
“No, I’m not interested in song and dance, I really don’t want to watch! ”
Su Qin’an said: “You’re still prettier than them… ”
“Stop, stop, stop, watch the performance! ”
Because the lights were off, Su Qin’an couldn’t see that Xie Yingqing’s face was already a little red.
“Thank you to the students of Class 2, Grade 2, Economics and Management Department for their song and dance performance. Next, please enjoy the acrobatics performance brought by Class 1, Grade 2, Computer Science Department: Stir-frying! ”
Just as Su Qin’an was puzzled, a male student in a black tuxedo walked onto the stage, took out a laptop, and projected the program on the laptop onto the large screen behind.
“This is a program newly designed by our Class 1, Grade 2, Computer Science Department, and we haven’t thought of a name yet. ”
As the male student spoke, a few other male students carried the props up from the stage.
A small excavator, a very small one.
Two dishes.
A gas stove, and related utensils for lighting the gas stove.
Su Qin’an’s eyelids twitched: “No way… ”
“The function of this program is to control the excavator to stir-fry! ”
Xie Yingqing couldn’t help but laugh: “They are so talented! ”
There were many people like him, such as all the freshmen and the other geniuses in Class 1, Grade 2, Computer Science Department.
“Computer-controlled excavator stir-frying? Is it real? ”
“No way, are our seniors from the department so talented? ”
“How much is this program! I’ll buy it! Don’t compete with me! ”
“Get lost! I specifically learned to operate an excavator during my summer vacation after graduating from high school! Don’t compete with me! ”
The happiness of male students is simple, first mechs, if not, excavators, appearing is a full-field hard control!
If the security guards weren’t diligent, they would have rushed up to grab it.
“It seems that the program effect of the junior martial brothers is really good! ”
Backstage, Bai Ruoyu listened to the clamor from the front stage and the occasional stir-frying sound, and couldn’t help but laugh: “Using a computer to control an excavator to stir-fry… I wonder which genius did this! ”
“Next, Bai Ruoyu, flute solo 《East Wind Ballad》, please come to the stage! ”
The one calling Bai Ruoyu was a junior martial sister, also one of Bai Ruoyu’s forty or so exes, her eyes were still complex as she looked at him: “Get ready, you’re on soon. ”
Bai Ruoyu tightened his grip on the flute, nodded, and walked to the backstage of the stage.
He only needed to hide behind the scenes, slightly peeking his head to see the scene in front of the stage.
The excavator stir-frying lived up to its reputation, although it only made a simple tomato and egg stir-fry, it still made the students watch with great delight.
With the excavator’s last stir… let’s call it that, the fragrant tomato and egg stir-fry was cooked… scooped out!
The previous male student poured the dish into the plate, took a bite himself, and then started to interact, asking if anyone wanted to try it, ten places, first come, first served.
The effect was unexpectedly good, the students present could almost fight for this quota.
In the end, the school stepped in and decided to use a lottery with lights to determine the quota.
“Do you want to go? ” Su Qin’an asked: “If you want, I can use a little spell! ”
Xie Yingqing smiled and shook her head: “I haven’t eaten for so many years, I’m not used to eating it! ”
Su Qin’an nodded and said nothing more.
Soon, ten students were selected, and those who didn’t get selected were dejected, wishing they could grab the school’s collar and ask him “Why didn’t you choose me!!! ”
The tomato and egg stir-fry tasted very good, and received unanimous praise from the ten students.
“… Thank you for the delicious food brought by Class 1, Grade 2, Computer Science Department! Next, please enjoy the flute solo 《East Wind Ballad》 brought by Bai Ruoyu, a third-year student from the Network Security Institute! ”
“《East Wind Ballad》? ” Xie Yingqing was stunned: “Does he like Demonic Path so much? Last time he played 《Wuji》, this time he’s playing 《East Wind Ballad》? ”
“What is that? ”
Su Qin’an felt that Xie Yingqing had reached his knowledge blind spot: “What is Demonic Path? It sounds like a cultivation method? ”
“… ” Xie Yingqing felt that Su Qin’an probably wouldn’t read this kind of book: “It’s the kind of thing… that kind of… um… you can understand, right? ”
In the end, she added: “But it’s really well written, you can take a look! ”
Su Qin’an was silent, Su Qin’an pondered, Su Qin’an suddenly realized…
“Unexpected… ” Although Su Qin’an didn’t know 《Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation》, he understood Xie Yingqing’s meaning: “This Bai Ruoyu actually likes to read this kind of book? ”
Xie Yingqing suddenly felt that her previous words were a little inappropriate to describe 《Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation》: “This book is not as simple as you think, you’d better take a look when you have time! ”
Bai Ruoyu, dressed in black, held a flute in his right hand, and walked calmly to the center of the stage.
The surrounding lights went dark, and when they lit up again, they were already shining on him.
He slowly put the flute to his lips and blew out a breath of air.
It began!
“Wow, this senior is so handsome! ”
“Really! And he’s not that kind of proper handsome, he’s that kind of ruffian-like handsome! ”
“Look at him in this ancient costume, it suits him so well! ”
“I really like this senior! ”
“You… what are you, a male, liking a senior for? ”
“Three minutes, I want all the information about this young man! ”
“Sigh! ”
In the audience, Luo Dianfeng sighed: “This kid is going to charm a lot of young girls again! ”
“But playing the flute is so handsome, why didn’t I learn it back then… “