You Say You Believe in Science, But You Fly on a Sword - Chapter 87
Chapter 87: Old Liu, Do You Even Science?
That night, Sun Ruilei felt dizzy and his lower abdomen was bloated.
At that moment, he had an urge to find a place to relieve himself.
Sun Ruilei was about to get out of bed when he felt like something was restraining him. He could move his hands and feet, but he couldn’t get up.
He was shocked and quickly called Zhang Xian, who slept opposite him: “Old Zhang, Old Zhang! I can’t get up! ”
“Huuu huuu huuu… ”
Zhang Xian was sleeping soundly and was not affected by Sun Ruilei at all.
“Old Zhang! Old Zhang! ”
“Huh? What’s all the noise! I’m sleeping! ”
Zhang Xian, half-asleep and suddenly awakened, grumbled and threw a diaper over: “There, solve it yourself! ”
“No, why am I… ”
“Team Leader did it, go back to sleep! ”
“Old Zhang! Old Zhang! ”
“Huuu huuu huuu… ”
Sun Ruilei looked at Zhang Xian, who seemed to have just woken up and fallen asleep again or was sleepwalking, took a deep breath, and decided to solve the “relieving himself” matter first.
Damn it! I wanted to go to the station to do something in the middle of the night, why am I restricted!
Su Qin’an! Don’t wait for me to get up!
If I get up, I’ll definitely get you drunk!
No, I hope you’re eighteen next time we drink…
…
The next day, as soon as Zhang Xian got up, he smelled a strange odor in the dormitory.
“Who peed their pants! ”
Zhang Xian sniffed and shouted: “Old Sun! Is it you! ”
Sun Ruilei, who was tidying his bed, froze, then immediately sat on the bed, covering a pile of toilet paper behind him: “It’s not me! Don’t slander me! ”
Zhang Xian looked at Sun Ruilei with a look of disbelief, but finally decided to let it go. He tidied up, went out for lunch, and left Sun Ruilei to clean his bed.
Who knew such a grown man wouldn’t know how to use a diaper!
Let’s give him some face, after all, we’re colleagues, and we were roommates in college…
Sun Ruilei looked at Zhang Xian’s back and fell into despair.
My reputation! It’s ruined!
Outside, Li Weimin, having finished breakfast and returning to the dormitory, passed by Sun Ruilei’s room and looked around suspiciously: “Strange, what’s that strange smell…?”
Sun Ruilei：……
…
Su Qin’an flew his sword back to the Imperial Capital early in the morning, and the people from Nine Heavens would return within three days.
As for why Su Qin’an returned so early…
He hadn’t seen his wife for three months, wouldn’t he want to see her?
Liu Qiming was also sensible enough not to come and bother them immediately, giving the two people who hadn’t seen each other for a long time some time alone.
So Su Qin’an and Xie Yingqing chatted at home, talking about everything and nothing.
Although the two of them would often video chat over the past three months, two people who like each other and haven’t seen each other for three months would naturally have countless things to say.
Until three o’clock in the afternoon, Su Qin’an heard a knock on the door.
Xie Yingqing opened the door and saw Liu Qiming standing at the door.
“Why are you here? ”
Xie Yingqing raised her eyebrows: “Is the Ministry of Science and Technology so short-staffed that even the Minister has time to skip work? ”
“What skipping work! Young girl, don’t slander me! ”
Liu Qiming, with a look of “serving the country and the people,” said: “This is clearly me showing concern for China’s scientific research progress, also caring for the scientific talents of Nine Heavens, and… ”
“Alright, alright, Minister Liu, the patriotic minister, come in! ”
Su Qin’an came over: “Come, let me tell you about our recent achievements! ”
Xie Yingqing handed Liu Qiming a glass of water. Liu Qiming thanked her and sat down on the sofa, looking around: “This house, the lighting is quite good! Is it comfortable to live in? ”
This house was applied for by Liu Qiming and the Nation when Su Qin’an developed controllable nuclear fusion.
Liu Qiming chose the location, and Su Qin’an and Xie Yingqing took care of the decoration. Now they live here comfortably.
“It’s pretty good, nothing to complain about. ”
Xie Yingqing smiled: “And Minister Liu is very thoughtful! ”
Liu Qiming’s mouth couldn’t stop smiling: “Oh, it’s good that you’re used to it, it’s good that you’re used to it… But where did you see that I’m thoughtful? ”
“Minister Liu knew that it wasn’t convenient for us to use the windows when we’re flying on swords, so he specially gave us a top-floor apartment, making it convenient for us to fly on swords! ”
Xie Yingqing smiled at Liu Qiming: “We were worried about accidentally breaking the house, but now we don’t have to worry about that anymore! ”
Liu Qiming：……
You better not demolish buildings just for fun!
Otherwise, I will…
I’ll just get you another house…
“Ying Qing is right! ”
Su Qin’an echoed: “Old Liu, you’re really thoughtful! ”
Liu Qiming wiped a non-existent sweat: “Qin’an, tell me about your scientific research results? Especially that mech, is it really made? ”
“Of course it’s real! ”
Su Qin’an smiled: “It can completely replace exoskeletons, and it can even give soldiers the strength of low-level cultivators. ”
“Really? ”
Liu Qiming was overjoyed: “This low-level… how strong is it? ”
“It’s trash, but it’s enough for military use. ”
It’s about Qi Condensation Triple Realm. It’s trash in any sect in the Cultivation World, but it’s different on the battlefield.
Su Qin’an smiled: “It can’t be helped, it’s the first generation, it’s normal to be a little weak. I’ll upgrade it later so it can fight against Qi Condensation Realm cultivators. ”
Liu Qiming didn’t understand Spirit Gathering or Qi Condensation, so he could only nod silently.
“Anything else… ”
Although Su Qin’an had mentioned some things to Liu Qiming before, Liu Qiming didn’t know why he had so many questions today, causing Su Qin’an to spend nearly two hours explaining everything.
Finally, Su Qin’an suddenly asked: “Old Liu, do you know anything about scientific research? ”
Liu Qiming:???
“Is that… a bit insulting? ”
Liu Qiming took a deep breath and said: “Before I became the Minister of Science and Technology, I was also a scientific research talent… Twenty years ago, go and ask around the Ministry of Science and Technology, who doesn’t know my name, Liu Qiming? I’ll tell you… ”
“Alright, alright, you’re awesome, you’re great, I shouldn’t have doubted your scientific research skills! ”
To prevent Liu Qiming from continuing to brag, Su Qin’an quickly interrupted: “That… do you still remember the Imperial Seal from a while ago? ”
“Huh? What’s wrong? Have you decided to hand it over to the Nation? ”
Liu Qiming looked puzzled: “What does that have to do with whether I know anything about scientific research? ”
“I just wanted you to help research it! ”
Su Qin’an said: “Although there are many people in Nine Heavens, after these few days off, they have other tasks and no time to research the Imperial Seal. My idea is to have you bring some people to research it, so we don’t waste time. ”
Liu Qiming didn’t speak, just looked at Su Qin’an.
That look, as if saying, what’s the difference between this and letting the national football team guard sea cucumbers?
Su Qin’an cleared his throat: “Then, how about you get me some more people to research the Imperial Seal? ”
“No, you want me to get people for you to slice the Imperial Seal and research it? ”
Liu Qiming was furious: “Are you sure? Are you crazy? ”
“Hey, who said anything about slicing it! ”
Su Qin’an was speechless: “Do you like eating sashimi? Have you ever seen anyone research a jade and slice it? ”
“If you don’t slice it, you won’t… ”
“Won’t won’t! ”
Su Qin’an quickly said: “There won’t be any problems at all! ”
“Then you… ”
“Oh, Old Liu, if you don’t want to, then don’t, why make so many excuses! ”
Su Qin’an looked disgusted: “There’s no other way, I can only exploit the people of Nine Heavens. They will complain and cry to heaven… ”
“Okay, okay, I’ll do it! I’ll do it, okay! ”
“Here, Old Liu, drink some water! “